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Clips from Big Momma's House 2

"- Hello?"
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"That leak we had has been fixed."
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"So now that we've dealt with the situation, we can keep moving forward, right?"
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"Yes, of course."
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"I thought so."
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"What was that about?"
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"Nothing."
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"Go back to sleep."
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"You gotta get out there. They're starting to get fidgety."
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"What were you so nervous about? I mean, you set this up, right? You vouched for us?"
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"Yes, but you don't know them the way I do."
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"If they think for one second you're not legit, they will turn on you."
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"And God help you if that happens."
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"That's it. We can't risk it. I'm pulling the plug."
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"No, no."
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"I've never turned down an assignment, and I'm not gonna start now."
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"Just tell me one thing. Have they had their snack?"
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"No, just juice boxes."
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"You gotta be kiddin me."
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"All right. Okay."
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"And now lets give a great big Gold Coast Elementary School welcome to, uh..."
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"Goldie the Safety Eagle!"
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"- I say, there's an eagle in the house."
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"I say, there's an eagle-"
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"Pa-cow, pa-cow."
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"So what brings us here today, O great Safety Eagle?"
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"Yeah, well, I'm, uh, here to recruit some junior investigators."
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"Me!"
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"Ah, now, I'm not talking about investigating your parents."
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"Although, if your daddy got no job..."
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"and wearing a $20,000 Rolex, give us a call."
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"- Hey, Trent. Watching television sure is fun -"
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"That guy in the chicken suit? Isn't that your step dad?"
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"...make sure the cord is not torn or frayed."
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"If the Safety Eagle were to plug that in..."
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"he would get a nasty shock."
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"Plug it in! Plug it in!"
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"Damn demon kids."
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"Space heaters keep us warm in the winter..."
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"but they, too, can be very dangerous if-"
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"What-"
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"- Oh!"
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"Oh. Oh. Whoo!"
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"Oh!"
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"Couldn't you have at least taken off that chicken suit?"
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"First of all, its an eagle suit."
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"And unfortunately, I had no choice. The zipper melted."
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"- What's wrong with you anyway? - Ryan and the guys saw you."
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"- So? - So its embarrassing."
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"Ryan's dad sells shrimp out the trunk of his car."
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"He's the one that should be embarrassed."
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"- Well, at least he doesn't have to do it dressed like a chicken. - Eagle."
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"I'm an eagle."
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"An eagles a majestic bird. It deserves respect."
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"So those stories you used to tell me- The things you did, all those guys you put in jail-"
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"- You gave it up for this? - No."
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"I gave it up for her."
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"Hi, honey. Hi, baby!"
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"What happened to my little birdie?"
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"- Eagle too proud to talk about it."
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"Well, come on inside and let me take a look."
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"- Hey, baby. - Hi, honey."
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"- What's up? - Oh, I almost forgot."
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"The broker called today and upped the offer on the Porsche."
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"- Malcolm, with what he's offering..."
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"we can remodel the garage into a playroom and still have enough left over for a minivan."
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"Whoa. Uh, now, a playrooms one thing."
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"But I am not drivin no minivan."
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"- Well, where are we gonna put a baby in that Porsche? - It's got a trunk."
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"Malcolm, all the talks we had about having the baby..."
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"and how it was gonna change things?"
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"You promised me you were up for this."
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"Yeah, baby, but to be fair..."
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"you were naked when most of those promises were made."
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"- Look, I'm just kiddin',, okay?"
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"She wants a minivan."
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"Me driving a minivan? I ain't gonna be able to do it."
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"Next thing you know, I'll be asking if I look fat in these jeans."
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"This is my stuff?"
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"Kick me out of my office? Hell, no. Crawford."
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"It was my call. Field agents have priority over P.R."
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"- You gotta be kidding me, Crawford. - Malcolm. Malcolm!"
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"Last night Doug Hudson was killed in the line."
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"Yeah."
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"- I want in. - I'm sure you do, but you're not a field agent anymore."
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"Reinstate me. You know what the man meant to me."
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"He was my first partner. Hudson taught me everything I know about this job."
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"I know that. You think I don't know that?"
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"But the Orange County office has jurisdiction."
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"They already have their best people on it."
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"You know full well the best people for this is me."
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"Not anymore. The fact is, we don't need you, Malcolm."
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"- Look."
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"You're gonna have a baby. You wanted a desk: we gave you one."
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"Now, I know P.R. isn't exactly what you-"
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"Did you really set yourself on fire yesterday?"
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"Well, actually, it was more of a controlled burn."
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"The flames weren't that big."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Go home. Be with your wife. Get your head on straight."
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"I don't wanna see you anywhere near this. And that's an order."
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"- I find you sniffing around, so- - I heard you."
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"Lets get started, people."
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"Hey, Erskine, Crawford wants you in there."
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"- Really? - Yeah, really."
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"The United States government operates the most sophisticated..."
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"intelligence-gathering operations in the world."
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"A few months ago, we received anonymous intel..."
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"that someone was designing a worm-"
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"a backdoor hack into that system."
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"So, terrorists, North Korea-"
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"whoever gets their hands on this will know everything we know?"
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"N.S.A., C.I.A., D.O.D."
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"All their databases will be an open book."
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"Military intelligence, launch codes."
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"They'll have access to everything we've got."
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"Now, our chief suspect is Tom Fuller."
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"As you can see, he spent a stint in the army, military intelligence."
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"He's now head of development of software at a company called National Agenda Software."
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"Agent Doug Hudson was working undercover on Fullers technical team."
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