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Clips from Big Momma's House 2

"And so comfortable."
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"Well, let me tell you a little bit about the Fullers."
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"I own my own marketing business..."
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"and my husband, Tom, is in software."
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"- Oh, my God! Big Momma, are you okay? - Ooh. Ooh."
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"Ooh. Excuse me."
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"Uh, maybe I'll just stand."
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"So your husbands out on a new project? I can't wait to meet him."
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"Yeah, well."
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"- Uh, do you wanna know about the children? - Well, that depends."
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"- Will they be around a lot? - Well, they live here..."
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"so pretty much all the time."
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"Oh. Well..."
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"- in that case, Big Momma loves taking care of the kids. - Oh, good."
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"Unless, of course, you think they'd be better off in a nice military academy."
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"- No."
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"That's funny. I will warn you though..."
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"their schedules are pretty hectic..."
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"so I've come up with something to help you keep it straight."
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"Damn. How many kids you got?"
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"I know. I have to remind myself sometimes that its only three."
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"But its not as bad as it looks, once you get used to the system."
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"Okay, for example, sports are white pegs..."
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"music are yellow, um..."
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"tutoring is blue, and household chores are red."
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"Well, which peg says its time for me to drink a 40 and watch Dr. Phil?"
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"You're funny."
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"Um, my husband, Tom, seems to think that I'm a little too obsessive about this..."
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"but, you know, the world is changing."
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"And I want my kids to be able to take advantage of it in every way."
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"- Oh, rats!"
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"Oh, I'll handle it. Uh, all I need is a hammer and a mop."
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"- Oh, that's actually our dog, Poncho."
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"He hasn't really been himself lately."
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"We had this other dog named Carla."
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"- She was Ponchos girlfriend."
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"And she was out playing with a ball, and there was this, um, wood chipper."
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"- Wood chipper? - Oh, he saw the whole thing."
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"- He blames himself. It's a tragedy, really."
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"Anyway, lets go meet the children."
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"First, we have Andrew. He's three."
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"I know. He does that all day long."
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"And you would think that he would get hurt, but he never seems to."
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"Boy, you are two kinds of crazy."
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"You cant be throwing yourself around like that."
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"Oh, he doesn't speak, at all."
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"We've taken him to a bunch of specialists. They insist nothing's wrong..."
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"that hell talk when he's ready."
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"So until then-"
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"Well, I hope he's wearing a cup."
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"Boy just-"
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"This is Carrie. She's our little cheerleader."
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"Hey, Carrie, I wanna introduce you to someone."
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"This is Big Momma. She's gonna be our new nanny."
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"Hi. Mommy..."
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"can you please help me with my routine?"
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"Why, babe? You're doing great."
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"Id get everything pointy out of the room."
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"is going through a bit of a phase."
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"Well, like this, for example."
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"She never used to lock her door."
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"- Well, I could bust it down if you want. - Oh, no. That's all right."
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"A couple of months ago, she started hanging out with this new group of friends..."
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"including this boy, Chad, who, lets just say..."
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"would not be our favorite."
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"Damn."
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"- Molly now prefers a- - A free- flow living environment."
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"Well, at some point, this flow backed up."
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"This is Big Momma. She's gonna be our new nanny. Big Momma..."
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"- this used to be Molly. - Molly, yes."
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"Did somethin die in here?"
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"Yeah, probably. Listen, Mom, I was studying."
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"- So if you guys could please go- - Anything to get rid of me."
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"Mom, you always do this. I swear to God I was on my bed with my history book."
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"- I was studying. - Okay, okay. I'm gonna go."
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"- Bye. - Okay."
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"You weren't studyin',, and you weren't on that bed."
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"- I totally was. - No."
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"You were sitting at the computer."
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"And your history book is over there..."
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"by that nasty egg salad sandwich, which explains the smell."
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"Watch it, girl. There's a new sheriff in town."
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"Here we are."
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"Ooh!"
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"This is my room? Oh, Big Momma done died and gone to the Ritz - Carlton."
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"Oh, I am so glad you like it."
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"Okay, well, why don't you just settle in..."
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"- and well get started first thing in the morning? - All right."
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"I'm so happy you're here, Big Momma. And I know Mr. Fuller's gonna like you too."
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"- Oh, he's gonna love me. - Let me know if you need anything."
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"Yes!"
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"Time to go to work."
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"Copying files."
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"- Hey, baby."
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"I got worried when you didn't call. How's Phoenix?"
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"Oh, Phoenix? The convention."
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"Well, what else did you think I was talking about-Why are you whispering, Malcolm?"
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"Oh, no, no. We just, uh..."
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"doing a lot of, you know, safety chanting, baby."
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"You know, uh, 'Stop, drop and roll. ' You know."
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"That McGruff is a freak. Dog don't know when to quit."
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"Baby, this is kind of late. Maybe you should get some sleep."
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"Oh, I know. I know, but I just needed to hear your voice. I miss you."
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"Trent and I had dinner tonight, and I must have eaten something too spicy..."
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"- because the baby's been kicking like- - Yeah, baby, I love you too."
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"- Bye."
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"Ugh."
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"Oh. Where's everybody?"
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"- Oh."
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"Oh, climbing on the cabinets is his latest accomplishment."
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"You okay, Andrew? Whoo."
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"Mr. Fuller, so nice to meet you."
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"I'm Hattie Mae Pierce, but you can call me Big Momma."
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"It's great to meet you. My wife has an early-morning meeting..."
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"and I am so late."
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"You leaving me alone with the kids?"
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"Mr. Fuller! Mi-"
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"Big Momma, I think Andrew just ate a Brillo pad."
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"Andrew, no! Well, that's one way to get your roughage."
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