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Clips from Big Momma's House 2

"I guess he got too close."
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"Now, we've I.D.'d the 10 most likely buyers..."
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"and we have em under full surveillance."
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"into Fullers house as a nanny."
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"and well give 'em all the bodies they need."
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"- Now lets get to work. - A nanny?"
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"Honey, look what I picked out for the baby today. Isn't he cute?"
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"Wh-Why are you packing, Malcolm?"
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"Um, well, I'm just packing because, uh-"
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"Guess what? - Huh?"
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"Um, There's this - this convention. A safety convention."
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"Seasoned professionals sharing ideas. You know, a think tank."
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"A think tank? Really? Well, who's going?"
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"- Uh, McGruff the Crime Dog... - Uh-huh."
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"uh, Smokey the Bear gonna be there."
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"- Wow. - Baby, all the heavy hitters."
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"Now that I think about it, like, they all comin out."
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"So McGruff the Crime Dog and Goldie the Safety Eagle? Honey, this is great!"
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"Well, its not like we sharing a room or anything like that."
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"- I don't get down like that. - No, baby, I didn't mean it like that."
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"I just - I meant that I'm really proud of you."
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"And I know you're working really hard to make this new job work."
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"And I know that you're doing it for me..."
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"- and for Trent and for the baby."
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"And for all the babies to come."
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"Malcolm, I love you."
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"- All the babies to come? - Yeah. Mm- hmm."
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"- You wanna give me a number? - Mm-hmm."
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"You understand you need to get this job, right?"
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"All right. Well, we didn't have time to cover all the angles..."
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"- Piece of cake. - Okay, go."
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"- Go get em."
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"She is an excellent agent. Very professional."
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"Oh, Mrs. Gallagher, you're here."
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"- I'm sorry I was so late. - Hi."
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"They're here. Can I talk to you for a second?"
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"I want you to know things are gonna be different this time, I promise."
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"What? I don't know what you mean."
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"Look, I know that I am particular."
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"But I am gonna work on it. I'm gonna be more flexible."
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"Probably not about everything, but I think that..."
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"there is some wiggle room, in some areas, probably."
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"Lets just jump right into the interviews."
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"- Great. Whatever you want."
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"I have three amazing candidates."
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"Ladies, Id like you to meet Mrs. Leah Fuller."
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"Mrs. Fuller, this is-"
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"Ooh, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord."
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"Big Mommas in the house."
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"Ooh, hello."
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"Oh, I'm sorry I'm late..."
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"but there was an incident on the bus."
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"- Oh, my gosh. Are you okay? - Well, lets just say there's one pervert..."
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"who wont playing the flute no time soon."
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"Huh? Ooh, give me a second, please."
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"Ooh, got my pressure all up and my nerves goin. Ooh."
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"Who the hell is that?"
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"Hey, uh, Constance, give me a close-up."
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"Ooh, hi. I'm Hattie Mae Pierce."
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"But you can call me Big Momma. Everybody calls me Big Momma."
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"Miss... Big Momma?"
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"Um, I'm not sure how you found out about this job opening, but unfortunately-"
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"- Well, has the position been filled? - Uh, no."
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"Now, that's good equal opportunity."
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"You should know I got Al Sharpton on speed dial. Mm- hmm."
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"Need me to call? Wanna make a call? Hmm?"
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"- Want a rally? - Mm-mmm."
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"First, we have Petra."
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"- She studied art in Paris. - Oh. Bonjour."
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"- Hmm. - She speaks four languages, and recently worked..."
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"for one of Orange County's most respected families."
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"Unfortunately, they divorced."
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"Oh, child, that divorce wasn't your fault."
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"So what if men like to look at you in your birthday suit?"
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"Excuse me?"
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"Well, the only way you get a tan like that is by layin' out butt naked."
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"Butterball naked. Hmm?"
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"Mrs. Fuller, I can assure you-"
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"No, its all right that you wanna be a nudist. Do your nudie thing."
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"All right? It's okay."
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"I'm sure Mrs. Fuller is not intimidated..."
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"by a pair of perky Ds."
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"Hmm, Ds. Hmm? Hmm?"
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"Oh."
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"Where you goin? Did I say somethin'?"
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"Ooh. You don't need nobody like that around your husband anyway."
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"Okay. Um, our next candidate is Isabella."
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"Isabella spent the last few years in the Peace Corps."
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"Wow. That explains it."
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"You-You chasing the dragon?"
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"- What? - You firing the 'aack- ack' gun?"
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"Child smoking the cheeba?"
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"I got two words: roach clip."
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"So you don't burn your fingers."
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"- Can you see that? - I should- I should probably really go."
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"Who is this woman?"
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"Well, if anyone is beyond reproach, its Constance."
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"Hello, Constance. It's awfully nice to meet you."
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"Now, I assume you are completely 'aack-ack' free?"
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"Oh, yes, ma'am. Of course."
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"She has impeccable references."
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"She even studied child psychology."
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"Ooh, that's impressive. Ooh."
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"Well, children are my passion."
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"- Oh. Oh, really? Well, would you say..."
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"Or do you side more with Kreiter's theory?"
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"Um, Kreiter."
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"- Definitely Kreiter. - Well, child, Kreiter's my butcher."
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"And he can cook the hell out of a ham hock, but he don't know nothin' about children."
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"So what else are you lyin' about?"
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"What?"
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"Maybe you can forgive her lyin' ways..."
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"but I'm sure you don't want a nanny who's packin'.."
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"Packing?"
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"Oh, tell me this is not happening."
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"- Should we discuss compensation?"
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"Oh, Big Momma, I am so glad you came by."
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"I mean, can you imagine if I had hired one of those other ladies?"
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"Oh, Big Momma, are you okay?"
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"Oh. Oh, what a lovely stool."
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