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Clips from Lucifer - It Never Ends Well for the Chicken (S05E05)

"This apartment is literally the most depressing hovel I've ever seen,"
Lucifer
"and I've seen Kafka's Hell loop."
Lucifer
"Your friend's ring might not be here,"
Lucifer
"but there is plenty of useful information."
Lucifer
"-You see this rug, crumpled up? -Mm."
Lucifer
"I think this is where our killer bopped Larry right in the kisser."
Lucifer
"Larry falls backwards, here,"
Lucifer
"hits his head"
Lucifer
"right here on the table, where you see these wood chips."
Lucifer
"[Lucifer] Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"But then..."
Lucifer
"he shakes it off."
Lucifer
"He gets up and he charges at our killer. You, like this."
Lucifer
"-Oh! -He knocks the wind out of him."
Lucifer
"-Sorry, pal. -That's all right, I love role play."
Lucifer
"Things are looking up for our pal Larry, until the killer pulls out a knife."
Lucifer
"-Ah-ha! -Larry..."
Lucifer
"heads to the window, but the window was painted shut."
Lucifer
"He tried, he wrenched it open."
Lucifer
"He got halfway out when the killer..."
Lucifer
"comes over, stabs him in the back..."
Lucifer
"creating that"
Lucifer
"blood spatter."
Lucifer
"Oh!"
Lucifer
"[sighs] And then..."
Lucifer
"Larry escapes into the evening."
Lucifer
"Only to expire on your doorstep."
Lucifer
"I just wish we had some more evidence"
Lucifer
"pointing us to whoever dusted poor old Larry."
Lucifer
"Well, actually,"
Lucifer
"I might have something."
Lucifer
"[sniffs]"
Lucifer
"A very expensive cigar."
Lucifer
"Well, just the tip. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Romeo y Julieta, a favorite of Winston Churchill and..."
Lucifer
"Our old pal..."
Lucifer
"-Tony Stompanato. -Tony Stompanato."
Lucifer
"[Jack] Huh."
Lucifer
"So Stompanato finds out Lucky Larry stole his girl's ring..."
Lucifer
"poses as a buyer..."
Lucifer
"gets the ring back."
Lucifer
"Then kills the thief to avenge the girl."
Lucifer
"But if Stompanato did all this to impress Lily Rose..."
Lucifer
"Why not give her the ring?"
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"[suspenseful music plays]"
Lucifer
"[suspensful music crescendos]"
Lucifer
"Rise and shine, Stompanato."
Lucifer
"That certainly explains why he never gave Lily's ring back."
Lucifer
"Looks like Mr. Stompanato's bark was worse than his bite."
Lucifer
"They took his heart."
Lucifer
"What do you think they did with it?"
Lucifer
"Well, he didn't seem the type to wear it on his sleeve."
Lucifer
"I'll check the floor."
Lucifer
"[Jack] Ugh."
Lucifer
"Huh."
Lucifer
"Looks like we were right about Stompanato rubbing out Lucky Larry."
Lucifer
"Same insignia as the knife in Lucky Larry's back."
Lucifer
"But who rubbed out Stompanato?"
Lucifer
"I think I know the answer to that."
Lucifer
"A man after his own heart,"
Lucifer
"and Lily Rose's ring."
Lucifer
"[sighs] But it appears we're too late on both counts."
Lucifer
"Who would have the stones to carve up Stompanato,"
Lucifer
"and what's that wackadoo symbol on his face?"
Lucifer
"They're hieroglyphics."
Lucifer
"I believe it's the Eye of Horus,"
Lucifer
"a sacred symbol in ancient Egyptian culture."
Lucifer
"Sacred eye."
Lucifer
"I've heard that before."
Lucifer
"I think I know where to find our graffiti artist."
Lucifer
"[Jack] Hmm."
Lucifer
"-Salutations. -Bloody hell!"
Lucifer
"[gasps]"
Lucifer
"Have you come seeking..."
Lucifer
"books?"
Lucifer
"Yeah, we have come..."
Lucifer
"seeking books."
Lucifer
"Oh."
Lucifer
"Thought you were here for the secret cult ceremony."
Lucifer
"Sorry, my friend is new."
Lucifer
"We are absolutely here for the secret cult ceremony."
Lucifer
"If you wouldn't mind pointing us in the right direction."
Lucifer
"Right through that door."
Lucifer
"And if you haven't mail-ordered your robes yet,"
Lucifer
"there's a few extra hanging on the coat rack."
Lucifer
"Mm. Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"Lovely."
Lucifer
"Thank you."
Lucifer
"Melvin the Magnificent, at your service!"
Lucifer
"What is it with this place?"
Lucifer
"Board-certified priest, oracle,"
Lucifer
"shaman, and justice of the peace."
Lucifer
"How may I assist you?"
Lucifer
"Lift a curse? Cure a nasty rash?"
Lucifer
"I got a love spell guaranteed to reel in a dame at 50 paces."
Lucifer
"We're looking for something much stronger than that."
Lucifer
"Preferably Egyptian, possibly involving the removal of a heart."
Lucifer
"Ah..."
Lucifer
"You seek the ceremony of Anubis."
Lucifer
"Yes, we do. We'll take one of those, please."
Lucifer
"Very well."
Lucifer
"Look over there!"
Lucifer
"For just 12 dollars, 12 dollars,"
Lucifer
"our deluxe ceremony of Anubis includes"
Lucifer
"this ceremonial mask, two acolytes,"
Lucifer
"and a drum made from the skin of a Vestal Virgin,"
Lucifer
"a gilded sacrificial dagger,"
Lucifer
"and one live..."
Lucifer
"chicken!"
Lucifer
"-It never ends well for the chicken. -[groans]"
Lucifer
"Or you might prefer"
Lucifer
"our economy package."
Lucifer
"Uh..."
Lucifer
"only six dollars!"
Lucifer
"And the chicken heart comes pre-sacrificed for your convenience."
Lucifer
"[Lucifer] Not accurate,  historically speaking,"
Lucifer
"but quite, uh, bloody."
Lucifer
"My old friend Tutankhamen would've loved it."
Lucifer
"In the modern age, we are taught to fear death."
Lucifer
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