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Clips from Lucifer - It Never Ends Well for the Chicken (S05E05)

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Lucifer
"Meow."
Lucifer
"What the hell do you think you're doing, laddie?"
Lucifer
"I'm just going to speak with my friend."
Lucifer
"Shouldn't be eyeballing Lily Rose like that."
Lucifer
"She's Stompanato's girl."
Lucifer
"[Lilith] Put it in neutral, boys."
Lucifer
"Trust me."
Lucifer
"That's a fight you don't want to pick."
Lucifer
"Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"Why don't you fellows go jerk yourselves a soda?"
Lucifer
"Oh, and..."
Lucifer
"And tell Tommy,"
Lucifer
"I'm nobody's girl."
Lucifer
"So, how long has it been?"
Lucifer
"I don't believe I've seen you since--"
Lucifer
"Marie Antoinette's coming-out party."
Lucifer
"[both laughing]"
Lucifer
"And come out she did."
Lucifer
"Shame what happened to her."
Lucifer
"So what have you been up to the past few hundred years?"
Lucifer
"Oh, singing, carousing,"
Lucifer
"raising hell one gin joint at a time."
Lucifer
"[both chuckling]"
Lucifer
"Everything was copacetic until someone stole my ring."
Lucifer
"Oh, well, that is unfortunate."
Lucifer
"How about we cheer you up with a healthy distraction, hmm?"
Lucifer
"We could rent out a brothel, rob a bank."
Lucifer
"Oh!"
Lucifer
"Ernie Hemingway's in town. He's always good for a laugh."
Lucifer
"Well, I'm not sure you can go out in that."
Lucifer
"Lucifer, that ring is the only thing in the entire universe"
Lucifer
"that means anything to me."
Lucifer
"I'm going to get it back."
Lucifer
"And you are going to help me."
Lucifer
"Uh-huh. And why would I do that?"
Lucifer
"Because you owe me."
Lucifer
"[dramatic 1940s music plays]"
Lucifer
"Right. That."
Lucifer
"The Devil, solving crime."
Lucifer
"It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."
Lucifer
"[scoffs]"
Lucifer
"Seeing as this was long before my police consultant days, I needed help."
Lucifer
"Professional help."
Lucifer
"Jack was a tough guy I knew from back when."
Lucifer
"Bit of a hot mess since the war,"
Lucifer
"but when it came to solving crimes, he was the best in the business."
Lucifer
"[Trixie] Hang on."
Lucifer
"Why does the investigator have to be a boy?"
Lucifer
"My mom solves crimes all the time."
Lucifer
"Fine."
Lucifer
"As I was saying..."
Lucifer
"[dramatic 1940s music plays]"
Lucifer
"Well, if it ain't Lucifer Morningstar."
Lucifer
"What can I do you for?"
Lucifer
"I need to locate a rare and extremely valuable piece of stolen jewelry."
Lucifer
"This ring..."
Lucifer
"to be precise."
Lucifer
"Wait, stop the story."
Lucifer
"You're supposed to be telling me about your ring."
Lucifer
"Your ring is black."
Lucifer
"Do you want to hear the story?"
Lucifer
"Because I'll be perfectly happy at the bar."
Lucifer
"Okay, okay. Please continue."
Lucifer
"Oh, thank you."
Lucifer
"So..."
Lucifer
"And why would I stick my nose in?"
Lucifer
"[coughs]"
Lucifer
"[coughs]"
Lucifer
"All right, I'm listening."
Lucifer
"Where'd you last see the ring?"
Lucifer
"[jazz music playing]"
Lucifer
"All right, listen, this is a pretty rough joint."
Lucifer
"Trouble comes a-knocking, best stay behind me."
Lucifer
"Don't worry, I've seen my fair share of trouble."
Lucifer
"[scoffs] Yeah?"
Lucifer
"How many Nazis you take out lately?"
Lucifer
"At ease, soldier."
Lucifer
"If fisticuffs ensue, I promise to let you have all the fun."
Lucifer
"[both sighing]"
Lucifer
"So..."
Lucifer
"Which one of these ne'er-do-wells shall we interview first?"
Lucifer
"Same person everyone talks to."
Lucifer
"[cash register rings]"
Lucifer
"Be with you in two shakes."
Lucifer
"What's your poison?"
Lucifer
"Gin? Tequila?"
Lucifer
"We're, uh, looking for information on Lily Rose's ring."
Lucifer
"You know who nabbed it?"
Lucifer
"Word on the street..."
Lucifer
"is folks say a newcomer was seen lurking around Lily's dressing room"
Lucifer
"the night the ring disappeared."
Lucifer
"Sticky-fingered gent by the name of Lucky Larry."
Lucifer
"-Oh. -Oh."
Lucifer
"You get a description?"
Lucifer
"[Lucifer sighs]"
Lucifer
"Sure, sure. Handsome."
Lucifer
"Kind of beefy."
Lucifer
"Short-haired, strong jaw."
Lucifer
"Usually wears a plain blue suit."
Lucifer
"Oh, and an eye patch."
Lucifer
"Well, you might have led with that."
Lucifer
"All right."
Lucifer
"Hey."
Lucifer
"See that fella?"
Lucifer
"That's the face of a rat just dying to squeal."
Lucifer
"You sit tight."
Lucifer
"I'm going to go lend him an ear."
Lucifer
"Oh! Lovely."
Lucifer
"Just what the doctor ordered."
Lucifer
"Jack Monroe, PI."
Lucifer
"You got any information on a Lucky Larry?"
Lucifer
"Seen him around."
Lucifer
"Handsome, beefy, strong jaw."
Lucifer
"-Eye patch? -That's the guy!"
Lucifer
"Listen."
Lucifer
"I don't want any trouble, but if you meet me out back in five,"
Lucifer
"I might be able to get you the skinny."
Lucifer
"All right."
Lucifer
"[police sirens wailing]"
Lucifer
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