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Clips from Lucifer - It Never Ends Well for the Chicken (S05E05)

"well, it's like building a house on quicksand."
Lucifer
"Sooner or later, it all falls apart."
Lucifer
"Sorry, got lost in a daydream,"
Lucifer
"on account of your problem being so extraordinarily boring."
Lucifer
"Have you considered forgetting about it?"
Lucifer
"Have I considered forgetting about it?"
Lucifer
"Is that your advice?"
Lucifer
"-Well, in my experience... -[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"...problems are like Bible salesmen, or..."
Lucifer
"genital warts."
Lucifer
"If you pretend they're not there, sooner or later, they disappear."
Lucifer
"Can you not paint the sword first?"
Lucifer
"It's ridiculously heavy."
Lucifer
"Perhaps you'd like a break, sir."
Lucifer
"[groans]"
Lucifer
"[Jack] Yeah."
Lucifer
"Why don't you take a load off, Willy?"
Lucifer
"Who the hell are you?"
Lucifer
"Jack Monroe, PI."
Lucifer
"Lucifer Morningstar, Devil."
Lucifer
"Carmina!"
Lucifer
"Tea!"
Lucifer
"My dear friend Sigmund would have had a field day with you."
Lucifer
"Where's the ring?"
Lucifer
"The what?"
Lucifer
"Never mind, I'll find it myself."
Lucifer
"What are you doing?"
Lucifer
"What is he doing? What is he doing?"
Lucifer
"Can you please tell me what he's doing?"
Lucifer
"Hey, I wouldn't worry about that."
Lucifer
"What I would worry about is,"
Lucifer
"we heard you had a pretty heated exchange down at the docks yesterday."
Lucifer
"Guy named Lucky Larry."
Lucifer
"So?"
Lucifer
"So Lucky Larry stole my friend's ring and then wound up dead."
Lucifer
"Stabbed in the back, some sort of fancy knife."
Lucifer
"[Willy laughs]"
Lucifer
"Wait, you think I killed him?"
Lucifer
"I would never."
Lucifer
"I mean, I could if I had to, but I didn't."
Lucifer
"And I don't know anything about a ring."
Lucifer
"Does anyone know about your whereabouts last night?"
Lucifer
"Yes."
Lucifer
"My portraitist."
Lucifer
"I was posing as Hannibal crossing the Alps until almost midnight."
Lucifer
"The overtime fees for a rental elephant are unconscionable."
Lucifer
"How do you know Lucky Larry exactly?"
Lucifer
"-[grunts] -[armor clanging]"
Lucifer
"[groans]"
Lucifer
"[gasps]"
Lucifer
"[grunting]"
Lucifer
"From time to time,"
Lucifer
"I purchase a trinket or two from Laurence."
Lucifer
"How they come into his possession, I do not ask."
Lucifer
"I collect objets de guerre."
Lucifer
"If he has something that I enjoy, he calls me."
Lucifer
"I just love war, don't you?"
Lucifer
"Sure."
Lucifer
"Fifth Infantry."
Lucifer
"Battle of the Bulge."
Lucifer
"And now, where exactly did you serve?"
Lucifer
"I would have, but..."
Lucifer
"asthma."
Lucifer
"That's why I was so upset when Lucky Larry"
Lucifer
"insisted that we have our meeting up on the docks."
Lucifer
"There was dirt everywhere."
Lucifer
"I'm almost certain I stepped in feces."
Lucifer
"I'm beginning to think that Willy here doesn't have the brains"
Lucifer
"to have nicked Lily's ring."
Lucifer
"-[Willy chuckles] -No kidding."
Lucifer
"Where do you and Larry meet normally?"
Lucifer
"At his apartment."
Lucifer
"It's not much cleaner than the docks."
Lucifer
"And yes, I will have Carmina write down the address for you."
Lucifer
"Thanks."
Lucifer
"-Quite a unique fellow, aren't you? -Mm."
Lucifer
"There's a word to describe you, but I can't quite put my finger on it."
Lucifer
"It's like a shower, but French."
Lucifer
"Oh, I'm sure it'll come to me."
Lucifer
"[Willy] Hmm."
Lucifer
"[jazz piano playing]"
Lucifer
"Private dick track down that ring of yours?"
Lucifer
"Hardly."
Lucifer
"Our best lead just turned up dead."
Lucifer
"[sighs]"
Lucifer
"Sounds like that ring meant a lot to you."
Lucifer
"I was married, a long time ago."
Lucifer
"Guy named Adam."
Lucifer
"Things weren't great between us."
Lucifer
"Even worse between me and his father."
Lucifer
"-Sorry. -Don't be."
Lucifer
"By the time they sent me away, it was almost a relief."
Lucifer
"I took one little piece of that garden on the way out."
Lucifer
"The stone that was in my ring."
Lucifer
"I didn't like much of anything about my life back then."
Lucifer
"But I sure did love that garden."
Lucifer
"Anyway."
Lucifer
"The ring reminds me that I don't need Adam or his family,"
Lucifer
"that I don't need anybody."
Lucifer
"Oh, Lily."
Lucifer
"You're married, right?"
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"To my high school sweetheart, Bill."
Lucifer
"We got hitched just before he enlisted."
Lucifer
"Wrote each other every day..."
Lucifer
"until he got wounded in Guadalcanal."
Lucifer
"But he made it out,"
Lucifer
"all the way to the VA upstate."
Lucifer
"But the doctors, they can't..."
Lucifer
"We've known each other all our lives."
Lucifer
"I just can't believe..."
Lucifer
"I might lose him."
Lucifer
"Guess I'm lucky I never got attached to anybody that way."
Lucifer
"Don't you say that!"
Lucifer
"Every day with my Bill is a gift."
Lucifer
"Knowing we may not have much time left..."
Lucifer
"only makes it that much sweeter."
Lucifer
"[Lucifer sniffing]"
Lucifer
"Ugh!"
Lucifer
"Well, I don't know why they called him Lucky Larry."
Lucifer
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