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Clips from Lucifer - It Never Ends Well for the Chicken (S05E05)

"[dogs barking]"
Lucifer
"Well..."
Lucifer
"it appears our rat turned tail and ran."
Lucifer
"Yeah, he'll show."
Lucifer
"So, what'd you want to tell me?"
Lucifer
"Hey, you should watch your back."
Lucifer
"[cackles]"
Lucifer
"[Jack grunts]"
Lucifer
"-Ow! -[Lucifer] You again?"
Lucifer
"Oh, dear! Are-- Are you certain you don't want me to get involved?"
Lucifer
"It feels a little unsporting just standing here."
Lucifer
"I take it back."
Lucifer
"[woman screams]"
Lucifer
"[dogs barking]"
Lucifer
"[suspensful music playing]"
Lucifer
"[gun cocks]"
Lucifer
"[cat screeches]"
Lucifer
"Warmed them up for you, Mr. Stompanato."
Lucifer
"Thanks, boys."
Lucifer
"Wait, hold it!"
Lucifer
"Oh, for crying out loud."
Lucifer
"I thought you said Mr. Stompanato."
Lucifer
""Mr." is a man."
Lucifer
"Did you or did you not request a gender-balanced narrative?"
Lucifer
"I'm simply following your instructions."
Lucifer
"Perhaps you're wondering why I gathered you here this fine evening."
Lucifer
"Thing is..."
Lucifer
"I don't like folks asking questions in my club."
Lucifer
"Sticking noses where they don't belong."
Lucifer
"So..."
Lucifer
"if you could refrain..."
Lucifer
"oh, I would deeply appreciate it."
Lucifer
"Because next time..."
Lucifer
"I won't be so nice."
Lucifer
"That means you're gonna die."
Lucifer
"[henchmen laughing]"
Lucifer
"And you..."
Lucifer
"You're lucky you're a friend of Lily's."
Lucifer
"But don't get too friendly."
Lucifer
"Enjoy your evening."
Lucifer
"Let's go, boys."
Lucifer
"Yeah, thanks for having my six back there."
Lucifer
"But you told me to stay behind you,"
Lucifer
"which wasn't easy, considering you spent so much time on the pavement."
Lucifer
"So, what now?"
Lucifer
"Well, we'll check out Lucky Larry's usual haunts in the morning."
Lucifer
"You know, petty thieves are like bad pennies."
Lucifer
"Sooner or later, they always turn up."
Lucifer
"Well, then."
Lucifer
"I am off to trip the light fantastic with your city's best and brightest."
Lucifer
"[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"I assume you have plans of your own."
Lucifer
"What can I say?"
Lucifer
"Life's one big party."
Lucifer
"[Lucifer] Little did I know,"
Lucifer
"Jack and his wife, Shirley,  were going through a rough patch."
Lucifer
"[Shirley] How are the potatoes?"
Lucifer
"[Jack grunts]"
Lucifer
"I made them with cream, just like you like."
Lucifer
"Um..."
Lucifer
"What happened with your eye?"
Lucifer
"Nothing."
Lucifer
"Jack, I know you're still sore with me,"
Lucifer
"-but you can't just-- -Excuse me."
Lucifer
"Lost my appetite."
Lucifer
"[door knocks]"
Lucifer
"God forbid a man gets a moment's peace around here."
Lucifer
"[sighs deeply]"
Lucifer
"[suspensful music plays]"
Lucifer
"Lucky Larry?"
Lucifer
"[groans]"
Lucifer
"[screams]"
Lucifer
"[suspensful music crescendos]"
Lucifer
"Give me that name again."
Lucifer
"I have to say, that dress is a lovely color on you."
Lucifer
"What say we leave the dishes and take it for a spin at the Copacabana?"
Lucifer
"Well, that's sweet of you, Mr. Morningstar, but..."
Lucifer
"I already have my dance partner."
Lucifer
"Oh."
Lucifer
"At least, I thought I did."
Lucifer
"All right, thanks."
Lucifer
"If you know what's good for you, you stay the hell away from my wife."
Lucifer
"Well, I didn't think you'd mind,"
Lucifer
"considering you haven't said two words to her since I arrived."
Lucifer
"I just got off the horn with my informant."
Lucifer
"Apparently, Lucky Larry got into it with someone down at the docks yesterday."
Lucifer
"A, uh, bratwurst heir by the name of William Kincannon."
Lucifer
"Folks call him "Willy the Sausage Prince.""
Lucifer
"Sounds like an upstanding fellow."
Lucifer
"Yeah, well, we'll bust his chops in the morning."
Lucifer
"Jack, where are you going?"
Lucifer
"[Jack] I, um..."
Lucifer
"I think it's gonna be an early morning and, uh..."
Lucifer
"I'll just..."
Lucifer
"sleep at the office."
Lucifer
"So, what did the missus do to get your trousers in such a twist?"
Lucifer
"Cheat on you?"
Lucifer
"Kick your dog? Ruin your favorite shirt?"
Lucifer
"None of the above."
Lucifer
"Couple weeks back, I..."
Lucifer
"went out with some of my army pals, and..."
Lucifer
"[sighs]"
Lucifer
"a few drinks in, the captain says to me..."
Lucifer
""You and Shirley were the best 20 bucks I ever spent.""
Lucifer
"Well, I thought it was fate that brought Shirley and I together"
Lucifer
"in the public library that day."
Lucifer
"All along, it was..."
Lucifer
"just about money."
Lucifer
"-Shirley was a call girl? -Yeah."
Lucifer
"That's right."
Lucifer
"And rousting me out of my shell shock was her final trick."
Lucifer
"Well."
Lucifer
"Aren't you lucky"
Lucifer
"to benefit from the experience your wife has gained"
Lucifer
"with dozens, maybe hundreds of men?"
Lucifer
"Firemen, barbers, sailors, carnival barkers--"
Lucifer
"Yeah, I get it."
Lucifer
"Well, if it bothers you so much, why not just up stakes and leave?"
Lucifer
"Well, because I love her, and, uh, she says she loves me."
Lucifer
"So when you find out the best thing that ever happened to you started with a lie,"
Lucifer
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