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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Dorm Daze (S05E05)

"the Australian tour guide?"
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"- I do. - Good day, mate."
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"Oh, and crikey, is that a didgeridoo?"
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"- What the hell are you doing? - (IN NORMAL VOICE) Huh?"
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"Anders, I got a mission for you, Stretch."
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"- Uh, ma'am, yes, ma'am. - I'm sending you"
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"to the North Rancho College job fair to recruit"
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"- some new employees. - Wow, okay."
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"Grab a couple of people to help you get contact info"
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"on 100 people interested in working here."
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"You got it. I will assemble my team right now."
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"Great."
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"We going back to college, we going back to college!"
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"- (GRUNTS RHYTHMICALLY) - Yes, yes."
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"Not so fast, guys. Okay?"
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"My career here at TAC is clearly riding on this,"
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"and you two? On a college campus?"
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"Attention, TelAmericans,"
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"tomorrow morning at 0900 hours, we will deploy onto the campus"
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"of North Rancho College,"
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"trying to get 100 sigs of some fresh meat. Who's with me?"
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"Bill, Tez?"
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"You boys up for an excellent adventure?"
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"And miss out on my commissions? Fool, please."
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"I'm trying to ball out at this hookah bar this weekend."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"BOTH: Tsh!"
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"- Ders... Come on. - Please take us."
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"- Stop. - I'm not going to stop."
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"Stop him. Please stop him."
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"I'm not going to stop until you take us."
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"I know you guys, all right? You're gonna, like,"
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"basically show up and then I'm going to do all the work"
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"and you're going to run off, and I'm going"
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"to be alone doing all the work."
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"Honestly, I swear on my mother"
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"and Blake's entire family that we will not bail on you."
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"Fine!"
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"- Yes. - Yes, all right."
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"All right. Hey, guys, check this out."
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"- Whoa, nice. - Cool, right?"
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"- Whoa, very cool. - Yeah, I figured we could do"
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"a whole thing where it's, like, "Come and join the TelAmerican army.""
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"- Mmm-hmm. - And got a little karaoke machine"
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"so we could sing some songs. I'm thinking"
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"Proud to be a TelAmerican or TelAmerica the Beautiful."
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"- Ooh, I got one, I got one. - Yeah?"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here we go."
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"- Start it Off. - (CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Neither!"
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"That's good, here, I'll do the second verse."
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"Fug this shib."
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"(SINGING) Very stupid, very dumb idea"
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"We're not going to do your stupid sign-up job,"
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"because you said that we'd blow you off."
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"- That's right. - Mmm-hmm."
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"Right. And that's what you're doing right now."
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"- We are. - Yes, we are doing that,"
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"- but only because... - Exactly."
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"- You started it. - But you're doing it."
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"No, but you started it. You were a jerk,"
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"and you blew us off and you said we weren't gonna help you,"
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"so now we're not going to."
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"And we would've done really well, too."
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"We would've, like, worked our balls off."
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"This is exactly why I didn't want to bring you guys."
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"Come on, dude, let's go throw the boomerang in the quad."
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"Mmm-kay. Hey, Blake?"
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"- Mmm-hmm? - Real quick, what's, like, a cool"
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"Australian exit line that I could say?"
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"Oh, um... (WHISPERS)"
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"(IN BAD AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Freakin' crikey."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"- That was really good. - All right, okay."
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"- This is a big campus, huh? - Yeah."
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"Getting, like, weird vibes though."
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"It's like full-body déjà vu."
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"(GASPS) Dorm Daze."
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"This is the college campus where they shot 24 of my 36 favorite college pornos."
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"This is it!"
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"- Whoa. - That's the vibe."
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"That's why I was getting that vibe."
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"Oh. Okay, okay, that's awesome, man."
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"(IN BAD AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Now, hey, go long, mate."
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"I want to toss you the boomer, huh?"
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"I've got to find the dorm room where"
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"they shot the gang bang sequences, pay my respects."
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"(IN NORMAL VOICE) Come on, dude. Go long."
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"I... I can't throw the boomerang to myself."
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"Pretty sure that's how they work, Blake."
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"Yeah, I know how boomerangs work, Adam."
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"I just want somebody to watch me"
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"- while I throw the boomerang. - Sorry, Blake."
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"I've got to find porno! Whoo!"
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"(SINGING) TelAmeriCorp, TelAmeriCorp"
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"Come make phone calls with me"
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"Come on and join the TelAmerican army,"
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"where the front line is the landline."
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"It's phones. You just make phone calls all day."
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"- Hey, army man. - Yeah?"
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"Do you take requests?"
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"Because I request you take that mic and shove it up your ass."
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"(CHUCKLING) Get some."
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"Well, who are you guys? What have we got? Oh, US Coast Guard!"
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"Cool, I get it."
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"'Cause you guys coast on the backs of the people who really guard our country."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Oh, my God, did one of you guys just fart?"
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"'Cause it smells like salty dick."
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"(LAUGHTER)"
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"Whoo. I'm downwind."
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"Uh, you guys want to see my impression of the Navy?"
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"(IMITATES SONAR PINGS)"
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"And here's my impression of the US Coast Guard."
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"- Ah! - (LAUGHTER)"
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"Brock! Brock, back."
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"Okay. Yeah, sign up, man."
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"Just need your name, email, phone number"
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"and a stool sample."
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"Just kidding, I'm not the Coast Guard."
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