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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Dorm Daze (S05E05)

"He gave me a bunch of beer and, like,"
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"she gave me some weed and then they're, like, telling me"
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"to show my little Henderson, I'm like,"
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"- "Dude, I don't want to." - That's what they do."
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"That's what they do. Shh, cover your bosoms,"
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"cover your bosoms. Because I'm about to save you"
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"and this poor, sweet, innocent girl Crystal"
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"from her evil oppressor Landon, who I actually"
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"- appreciate his films! - No, no, no, no, no, no."
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"- Don't do that. Don't. - Come at me, bro!"
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"You don't even know... You don't even know"
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"what you're doing because he washed your brain."
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"Look, I'm... I'm not brainwashed."
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"You know I'm a producer on this."
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"I own 40% of the company."
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"Plus, I love to squirt on film."
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"It's kind of my thing."
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"So, you're telling me that some girls do like doing pornog."
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"- Oh, yeah. - PROFESSOR: That's right, Adam."
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"No man has a right to tell a woman"
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"what to do with her body."
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"Even if she's being sexually exploited."
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"I knew you were an idiot. Hell yeah!"
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"Cool. I'm a big fan."
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"Give me that paper back or you're a dead man."
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"You got me running all over campus."
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"I should be chasing chicks, not dudes!"
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"Wait, hold up!"
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"You want to be chasing chicks, what, are you guys trying"
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"to get your bone on or something?"
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"- Oh, yeah. - Cool."
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"Well, what if these bros get in your little movie?"
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"That's a... That's a good idea. Maybe do"
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"kind of a Coast Guard gangbang kind of thing."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you guys want to, like,"
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"get crazy, get weird, they've got this little"
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"French bulldog that you know can toss a salad..."
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"- Uh-huh, sure. - Like, it's crazy good."
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"How do you know that?"
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"Could. It could toss a salad. You know, it could."
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"You know it could."
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"Guys, this is great, I think we're going to get, like, all 100 contacts."
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"- Nice. - Thanks for the help."
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"Probably should've just asked you right from the jump, huh?"
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"- No. - We would've ditched you."
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"Immediately. That was our whole game plan."
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"- Okay, good. - Totally. But, hey, what do you say"
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"we go back to being best friends, huh?"
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"Let's do it, man. Let's do it, this is awesome."
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"Go ahead? Also, oh, I was thinking"
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"we should, urn..."
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"We should definitely get a dog for the house."
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"For, like, security and stuff."
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"- Like, not... To, like, play with. - Oh."
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"That dog licked your butthole, didn't it?"
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"LANDON: Just do it! What is your problem?"
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"Wait."
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"LANDON: Oh, Jesus, how hard..."
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"(SOBBING)"
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"You're not taking a shit, you're taking off your pants!"
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"- Let's see that dick, man! - (BLUBBERS)"
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"- Ooh, hey. - Hey."
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"Hollywood's biggest night, huh?"
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"- Mmm-hmm. - What'd you put down for best foreign?"
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"You know me, man. Just put down the Danish one,"
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"trying to keep it Scandinavian, so."
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"Oh, man, I hope tonight tops last year"
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"because I really feel that it was just a bunch of people, like,"
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"I don't know, sucking each other off, really."
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"- Yeah. - On the red carpet."
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"- It kind of was. - Yeah, it was, like, one big circle jerk, right?"
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"- Yep. - Ooh, Adam, Adam, it's starting!"
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"- It's starting! - Who's hungry?"
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"- (LAUGHTER) - All right, that looks great."
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"Tittay."
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"MAN ON TV: Welcome to the AVN Awards Show,"
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"where we honor the best in adult entertainment."
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"Who do you guys got for best MMF-DP-ATM?"
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"- Um... - Who did I mark?"
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"Gianna."
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"Yep, and I got Chloe."
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"(BEATBOXING)"
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"(SINGING) I'm fresh"
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"You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta"
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"Gotta be fresh"
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"Adam, I can't believe you got every category right."
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"Dude, you even guessed best dong-umentary."
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"Yes, well, 12 Inches a Slave was a no-brainer,"
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"but I'll admit it, having a pornographic memory doesn't hurt."
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"I cannot forget a dick."
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"Which is crazy, 'cause you can't remember anything else, right?"
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"Yeah, no, I can't remember what I ate for breakfast."
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"I can't remember, like, my social security number,"
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"which is an issue sometimes, but I remember, like, every frame"
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"of the porno that I cranked down to in the mirror last night."
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"Did you just say you crank down in the mirror?"
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"You guys don't crank down in the mirror?"
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"Okay, I'll teach you something."
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"All right, so you are the mirror."
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"- Uh-huh. - Okay?"
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"And this, right here, the screen, that's where"
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"all the porno's happening. So I put a little porno"
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"back here and I look in the mirror,"
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"and it's like I'm in the porno."
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"It's like a pop porno. And then I'm looking at myself"
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"at the same time, and going like, "You're having fun, this is fun. Look at you.""
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"- Sure. - Seems like a lot of work, but very cool."
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"It's not."
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"I like to just squeeze it till it pops and move on, you know?"
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"It's not, it's not a lot."
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"It's a little overwhelming for me, so, if we could,"
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"- if you wouldn't mind... - Absolutely."
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"I'd like to ask you about the giant bag"
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"you brought to work. What's up with that?"
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"Hello, it's my costume bag from my theater days."
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"- Uh-oh. - When we were watching the AVN Awards"
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"it kind of got the old actor juices a-flowin'."
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"I had different juices flowing."
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"- Semen. - Me too."
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"(IN BAD AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Do you remember Sydney,"
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