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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows - Reunited (S04E04)

"-LASZLO: Hang on. -BABY COLIN: Four. -GUILLERMO: Four."
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"Colin Robinson is dying."
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"-(Nadja gasps) -(groans)"
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"NADJA: I will be returning to England"
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"to assume a position on the"
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"Supreme Vampiric Council."
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"Will you do me the honor of accompanying me on my journey"
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"around the world?"
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"-Make sure you look after my wife. -What? Aah! No!"
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"LASZLO: There are, it seems, others in our world"
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"whose existence is even more terrifying"
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"and mysterious than our own."
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"Shit."
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"-(lightning crashes) -(thunder rumbling)"
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"-(cawing) -(cameraman gasps)"
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"TOBY (on TV): Josh and Elana wanted an open concept,"
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"so we suggested taking down"
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"the wall dividing the kitchen and dining room"
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"and using a terra-cotta backsplash to unify the space..."
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"LASZLO: Terra-cotta backsplash would make a great accent."
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"What he hasn't mentioned is that that's a load-bearing wall."
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"...this was a low-bearing wall..."
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"LASZLO: Oh, I've spoken too soon."
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"Apologies to you, Bran."
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"What the... Ah."
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"Hello there. Long time no see."
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"-Come on in, but keep it down. -Okay."
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"I've found that this is the only thing"
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"that'll lull him to sleep."
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"Since Nadja and Nandor departed, it's been just me and the lad."
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"I don't want to call him Colin Robinson,"
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"even though he did crawl out of"
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"the chest cavity of the deceased Colin Robinson."
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"He really is his own little man,"
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"and I'd like to keep it that way."
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"So, I just call him boy."
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"He's been growing at a remarkable rate,"
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"and he's a wild little creature,"
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"full of mischief and surprises."
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"-(whoops) -Shit. There we are. Good boy."
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"And not a bit the boring, energy-draining Colin Robinson"
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"from whence he came."
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"He's a good little helper."
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"Boy, I'm gonna need one nail."
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"-(giggles) -Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Yeah. All right."
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"Helping me maintain this house."
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"One."
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"Which, I'm sure you've noticed,"
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"has seen better days."
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"He's given me a sense of purpose."
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"And under my tutelage, with exposure to woodcraft,"
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"scintillating conversation..."
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"-Good work, boy. -...high culture..."
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"-En garde. -...and, of course, swordsmanship..."
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"-Ha. (giggles) -Shit."
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"-(laughing) -Ah, you're getting better."
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"...I think I can mold"
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"this blank canvas of a boy"
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"into the most interesting adult there has ever been."
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"("You're Dead" by Norma Tanega playing)"
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"♪ Don't sing if you want to live long ♪"
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"♪ They have no use for your song ♪"
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"♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead ♪"
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"♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪"
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"♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone ♪"
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"♪ You sold out your dream to the world ♪"
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"♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead ♪"
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"♪ You're dead and out of this world. ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"-(doorbell rings) -Oh, no."
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"It's those bastards from the gas company."
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"Yes, there's a gas leak."
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"Yes, I need to do something about it."
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"Yes, if you turn up again, I'm gonna kill you."
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"-(doorbell rings) -All right, all right."
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"All these wooden boxes and shit have been arriving"
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"for my wife for weeks."
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"I do mean to send them on to London,"
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"but I've been too busy murdering these gas employees"
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"that they insist on sending round."
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"-(thunder rumbles) -(singsongy): Guess who."
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"Where the hell did you come from?"
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"Well, I had a little help."
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"-Surprise! -My darling!"
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"-Oh, my love. -Every day of your absence"
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"-Oh, I've missed you so much. -has felt like a decade."
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"Every decade, a century. Let's fuck."
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"These guys are still alive?"
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"-(laughs) -Yeah, yeah, doesn't matter."
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"Don't you want to know why I've returned from London?"
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"Yeah, you can tell me later. It'll wait."
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"My work with the Worldwide Supreme Vampiric Council was"
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"so challenging but also fulfilling, you know?"
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"-Yeah. -And... and I gave it all up."
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"I had to,"
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"because I missed you so much."
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"-My wide lover. -Your wise mov... (giggles)"
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"-(groans) -You are a naughty bloody boy."
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"You were supposed to come with me to London,"
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"but you just packed me up and shipped me off."
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"My darling, I had to look after the boy."
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"-I wrote to you. -Yes, yes,"
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"about creature that crawled out of the cavity of"
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"dead Colin Robinson's chest. I understand, I guess."
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"Speak of the devil."
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"Hello. Is that you, little one?"
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"-Mommy's home. -That's not him."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Yes, that's a raccoon, my darling."
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"-(raccoon chittering) -They've taken residence in the library."
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"-Oh. -The boy himself is upstairs, asleep."
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"Well, perfect, then."
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"-Yeah. -I want to peel you like a potato"
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"and mash your insides."
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"-Come on. -Okay."
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"-Watch your step, my darling. -(giggles)"
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"The water damage has ruined the wood."
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"-Not this wood. -(laughs)"
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"Shit, I almost forgot."
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