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Clips from Girls5eva - A.I.R.P.I.G. (S01E01)

- Why you always got to fart in our tights, Larry?

"- Why you always got to fart in our tights, Larry?"

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all: * From Tokyo to the Amazon *

"all: * From Tokyo to the Amazon *"

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* Paris, France, to your front lawn *

"* Paris, France, to your front lawn *"

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* Everybody's doing, everybody's doing the splingy *

"* Everybody's doing, everybody's doing the splingy *"

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- The splingy? Dope. But how?

"- The splingy? Dope. But how?"

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- * Woah-oooh *

"- * Woah-oooh *"

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all: * First you grab your ear like *

"all: * First you grab your ear like *"

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* What's that noise? Shimmy, shimmy *

"* What's that noise? Shimmy, shimmy *"

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* Shake it down to the ground, two-handed salute *

"* Shake it down to the ground, two-handed salute *"

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* Then back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up *

"* Then back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up *"

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- Ooh! Sorry, Spencer.

"- Ooh! Sorry, Spencer."

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- Obviously this is not the venue to debut the splingy.

"- Obviously this is not the venue to debut the splingy."

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It's meant to be performed on top of a building

"It's meant to be performed on top of a building"

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with adequate netting. [scattered applause]

"with adequate netting. [scattered applause]"

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[upbeat pop music]

"[upbeat pop music]"

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- * Gonna be famous 5 eva *

"- * Gonna be famous 5 eva *"

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* 'Cause forever's too short *

"* 'Cause forever's too short *"

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- * It's too short *

"- * It's too short *"

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- * Gonna be famous 3 gether *

"- * Gonna be famous 3 gether *"

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* Cause that's one more than together *

"* Cause that's one more than together *"

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* Gonna be famous 5 eva *

"* Gonna be famous 5 eva *"

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* 'Cause forever's too short *

"* 'Cause forever's too short *"

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* So what are you waiting five *

"* So what are you waiting five *"

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* Girls5eva *

"* Girls5eva *"

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- Whoo!

"- Whoo!"

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- These new songs are shootin' outa me like chin hairs.

"- These new songs are shootin' outa me like chin hairs."

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Listen to this one I started last night.

"Listen to this one I started last night."

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* She elevates, that's for sure *

"* She elevates, that's for sure *"

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* A revelation to her core *

"* A revelation to her core *"

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- Ah. - Fun.

"- Ah. - Fun."

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- Is that about me? - Yes.

"- Is that about me? - Yes."

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- Dawn.

"- Dawn."

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- Olivia Colman. - Oh, I love her.

"- Olivia Colman. - Oh, I love her."

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Equally at home in comedy and drama.

"Equally at home in comedy and drama."

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- Oh, you guys, Zander's lip-sync of Gloria

"- Oh, you guys, Zander's lip-sync of Gloria"

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just hit three million views.

"just hit three million views."

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- What? My DMs are filthy.

"- What? My DMs are filthy."

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I can't even open them up on the train.

"I can't even open them up on the train."

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- That means, like, three million people

"- That means, like, three million people"

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have heard part of "Four Stars."

"have heard part of "Four Stars.""

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- We have songs.

"- We have songs."

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We have buzz. - Yes.

"We have buzz. - Yes."

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- The next step to getting invited to Jingle Ball,

"- The next step to getting invited to Jingle Ball,"

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get on the radio.

"get on the radio."

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I say we hit this.

"I say we hit this."

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- Air pig?

"- Air pig?"

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- The Association of Integrated

"- The Association of Integrated"

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Radio Programmers International Group.

"Radio Programmers International Group."

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One weekend. 400 DJs.

"One weekend. 400 DJs."

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- Larry had us do one of those. Remember?

"- Larry had us do one of those. Remember?"

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- And by the time we left "Famous5eva"

"- And by the time we left "Famous5eva""

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was all over the radio. - That's right.

"was all over the radio. - That's right."

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- Yes, and we didn't even have to do anything creepy,

"- Yes, and we didn't even have to do anything creepy,"

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if you didn't count when Sumner Redstone

"if you didn't count when Sumner Redstone"

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asked us to share a banana.

"asked us to share a banana."

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- Yes! I'm all in. - Ah!

"- Yes! I'm all in. - Ah!"

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- Tomorrow, we go to Tampa. - Wait, Tampa?

"- Tomorrow, we go to Tampa. - Wait, Tampa?"

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Like, Kev's Tampa? I've never been!

"Like, Kev's Tampa? I've never been!"

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- What? - Oh, my God!

"- What? - Oh, my God!"

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Hey, babe, um, guess who's coming to Tampa?

"Hey, babe, um, guess who's coming to Tampa?"

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- Brooks & Dunn.

"- Brooks & Dunn."

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I know, I just got that same alert.

"I know, I just got that same alert."

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- [laughs] No! Me is coming.

"- [laughs] No! Me is coming."

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- Oh, my Lord. I can't wait.

"- Oh, my Lord. I can't wait."

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- I know, me too!

"- I know, me too!"

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Babe, where do we live?

"Babe, where do we live?"

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[upbeat music]

"[upbeat music]"

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* *

"* *"

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- Baby!

"- Baby!"

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- Wa, wa, goo, goo, ga, ga, hey baby!

"- Wa, wa, goo, goo, ga, ga, hey baby!"

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- Ooh, hi baby.

"- Ooh, hi baby."

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- Oh, my gosh. - Hello, Gloria.

"- Oh, my gosh. - Hello, Gloria."

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- Hey, Kev.

"- Hey, Kev."

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- What do you think?

"- What do you think?"

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- I love! - Yay!

"- I love! - Yay!"

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- Hey, Sum, where do you want me to drop your bag?

"- Hey, Sum, where do you want me to drop your bag?"

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Maybe I can just walk it through all the rooms

"Maybe I can just walk it through all the rooms"

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and you can tell me when to drop it.

"and you can tell me when to drop it."

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- Oh, no, no, no, no. That's okay, Gloria.

"- Oh, no, no, no, no. That's okay, Gloria."

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I have that. - No, I got it.

"I have that. - No, I got it."

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- I got it.

"- I got it."

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Ha.

"Ha."

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- New place, huh? Not much furniture.

"- New place, huh? Not much furniture."

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- No, not new.

"- No, not new."

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Just always at work, work, work.

"Just always at work, work, work."

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That's a Rihanna reference for you.

"That's a Rihanna reference for you."

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Or church, church, church,

"Or church, church, church,"

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Pastor Chaz reference. - Oh, Pastor Chaz.

"Pastor Chaz reference. - Oh, Pastor Chaz."

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I think it's just very chic.

"I think it's just very chic."

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- That is my realtor, yeah, yeah.

"- That is my realtor, yeah, yeah."

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And she got me this place a long time ago.

"And she got me this place a long time ago."

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She looks very different now.

"She looks very different now."

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Ugh, thanks for the D-off, Glo.

"Ugh, thanks for the D-off, Glo."

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- Yeah, no prob.

"- Yeah, no prob."

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Ribbons still in your AC, huh, Kev?

"Ribbons still in your AC, huh, Kev?"

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- Oh, uh, yeah, yeah.

"- Oh, uh, yeah, yeah."

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You know, I like 'em so I just said, you know what?

"You know, I like 'em so I just said, you know what?"

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Leave 'em on, kids. It's a party.

"Leave 'em on, kids. It's a party."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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So fun.

"So fun."

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- Hey, Sum. - Yeah?

"- Hey, Sum. - Yeah?"

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- Wanna walk me to the stairs?

"- Wanna walk me to the stairs?"

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- Sure. - Bye, Kev.

"- Sure. - Bye, Kev."

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- Bye. - What? What?

"- Bye. - What? What?"

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- I don't wanna ruin your weekend,

"- I don't wanna ruin your weekend,"

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but that place looked like it was staged 20 minutes ago.

"but that place looked like it was staged 20 minutes ago."

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He has to be with someone else.

"He has to be with someone else."

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What about the condoms on the credit card?

"What about the condoms on the credit card?"

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The hotels in the Keys, I mean--

"The hotels in the Keys, I mean--"

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- Stop, we're doing amazing.

"- Stop, we're doing amazing."

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Gloria, he's coming home two weekends a month,

"Gloria, he's coming home two weekends a month,"

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and last weekend we had sex in the same room.

"and last weekend we had sex in the same room."

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- You're fooling yourself. You're clinging to a fantasy.

"- You're fooling yourself. You're clinging to a fantasy."

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- Eyes on the prize.

"- Eyes on the prize."

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This weekend we are here for business.

"This weekend we are here for business."

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You should be focused on A.I.R.P.I.G.

"You should be focused on A.I.R.P.I.G."

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and A.I.R.P.I.G. only.

"and A.I.R.P.I.G. only."

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Okay, I'll see you later. Let's wear pink.

"Okay, I'll see you later. Let's wear pink."

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[upbeat music]

"[upbeat music]"

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* *

"* *"

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