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Clips from Varsity Blues (1999)

"- He's chicken! - Yeah, he is a chicken."
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"I raised you to be a winner. So damn it, boy, win!"
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"We are adults,"
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"and I think it's necessary that we move beyond the common nomenclature"
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"commonly associated with sexual reproduction."
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"Now, I want everybody together to go ahead and say,"
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""Penis, penis, penis, vagina, vagina, vagina.""
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"Come on, you all, say it."
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"Penis, penis, penis, vagina, vagina, vagina."
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"Now, I think it's also very important that we discuss and discard"
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"any slang terms for different sex organs. Please."
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"Because today, we are going to begin our study of"
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"for the male erection we want to identify and discard?"
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"Elliot?"
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"Boner?"
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"- Is boner one of them? - Yes."
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"Boner is good. Boner is very..."
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"Pitching a tent. Sporting wood. Icicle's formed. The march is on."
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"Thank you, Jonathan."
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"and Pedro."
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"Call the nurse!"
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"Go on now."
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"- How you feeling, son? - Can't seem to hold down any chow, sir."
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"Nurse doesn't think I should play."
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"She doesn't, does she?"
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"Because, well, I got my head whacked last week."
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"Well, she don't have no division title to win, does she?"
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"are you ready to go?"
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"- Yes, sir. - That's my soldier, William Robert."
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"Stubby, leading 21 -17."
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"the Coyotes have got to stop Greenville right here."
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"- Break! - Break!"
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"Hornets, come to the line of scrimmage."
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"He's stopped right in his tracks!"
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"That's ours to win now! Ours to win!"
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"All right, 4-95. Let's go. Get out there."
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"Come on, Lance!"
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"Let's go! Let's go!"
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"Billy Bob, I need you for one more series, Hoss."
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"Get in there! Get in there! Right deep."
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"Get your ass back on that bench!"
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"Go!"
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"Lord, don't do this to me."
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"Stub, I'll tell you, I've hardly ever heard this stadium this quiet."
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"Oh, God. It's my knee, man."
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"Yeah, and you've taken more snaps than he's taken."
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"And don't worry, son, I'm behind you."
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"- Let's go. Let's go. - Well, there goes the season."
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"That Moxon isn't worth the Charmin extra soft he wipes his butt with."
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"He's hurt bad, Mox. It's all my fault, man. It's all my fault."
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"All right, I right, 494, Z-post, on one."
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"Here we go with Moxon as quarterback."
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"2-80! Go!"
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"Hey! That's my boy!"
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"- Everybody on the ball! Get on the ball! - He's got to stop the clock!"
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"- Drag it. Drag it out. - Stop play! Stop play! Stop play!"
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"Give me the horny hex!"
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"The clock's still running! The clock's still running!"
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"Huddle up!"
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"I can't... Go again. I can't."
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"- You got it! - Fuck it."
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"- Last chance for the Coyotes. - Set!"
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"Moxon the quarterback."
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"This is not the formation! That's not the formation!"
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"Go!"
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"- He's got a chance! - What's the move? Heading for..."
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"- Touchdown! Good grief! - Touchdown! Touchdown!"
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"Bud Kilmer pulls off another one! Unbelievable!"
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"Mr. Harbor? Lance is out of surgery."
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"You should be able to visit him in just a little while."
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"- How long's he out? - Any chance for this season?"
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"Look, Lance tore every ligament he's got."
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"He's gonna need several surgeries"
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"over the next few months just to repair them all."
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"No, no."
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"Lance's ride?"
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"Jesus."
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"Look, I'm amazed he hasn't had problems before this."
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"He shouldn't even have been playing."
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"Never said anything to me."
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"Harbors appreciate you being here,"
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"but there's nothing more you can do tonight. Get on."
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"You go on. I'll stay with them, okay?"
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"this being a family thing and all."
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"- Thanks again for the ride, Mox. - No problem."
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"Lance is gonna be all right."
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"Is there a future?"
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"Yeah, you know, I mean, she's great."
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"I mean, I love spending time with her, you know."
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"Things change, Mox."
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"You're the starting quarterback now."
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"- Well, you're here. - You're not coming in?"
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"No. Not tonight. It doesn't seem right with Lance all fucked up."
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"- Hey, Tweeter. How you doing? - Good. How are you?"
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"Yes, it is."
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"- How we doing? Well, we are doing fine. - Congratulations."
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"Well, for getting to wear such cute "mount me" hats."
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"- Hey. Hey. Hey. - All right."
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"I'm gonna give you these drinks. Take this, please."
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"- and now I'm going home, all right? - Where's Billy Bob?"
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"I'm gonna go home, and you can kiss my ass."
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"Haines, he's taking the car!"
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"I'm gonna go to jail."
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"Great game tonight."
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"Thanks. How much?"
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"Jonathan Moxon, you are under arrest"
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"for not being naked with some sophomore chick"
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"and we got handcuffs and cool shit to play with."
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"- Will you come keep me warm? - Shit."
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"I can't go with you. But, here, I'll give you my jacket. Here you go."
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"Hey, you weren't asleep, were you?"
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"No. I was lying in bed naming my unborn children."
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"He's out of the first surgery."
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"- I heard you played a great game. - It was strange."
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"Strange to be a god now?"
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"We did win, you know."
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"I don't know, I've been... I just been walking around for a while."
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"Want me to get dressed and come out there?"
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"No. I'm just gonna go home."
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"and then they exposed themselves to the ladies' auxiliary."
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