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Clips from Varsity Blues (1999)

"Well, all right."
Varsity Blues (1999)
"Good mooning, boys, good mooning!"
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"Oh, my God! She's got this look!"
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"Like, "I just fell out of the I-wanna-suck-your-dick tree""
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"I need to hit some ass!"
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"I'm about to fuck your pig! How about that?"
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"Tonight, we play Bingville."
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"I have brought two state titles and 22 district championships!"
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"And this year, God willing with your support for this great team,"
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"I will bring number 23!"
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"Let's hear it!"
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"- Hey. - Hey, you."
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"I swear Kilmer gets off on this. He's made your brother a god."
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"that we were beating Bingville 14-3."
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"but then I cheered up when I realized it was only a dream, because"
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"I know we'll beat Bingville by way more than that."
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"Five more games. No more football, no more Kilmer,"
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"No more games on Friday nights?"
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"Sure."
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"the voice of West Canaan High School football."
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"and then try the state undefeated."
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"Joining me in the booth is Stubby "Stud Daddy" Tanner,"
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"Welcome to the booth. Do you have a few words for the folks?"
Varsity Blues (1999)
"'cause the Coyotes are coming to burn her house down."
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"And yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death..."
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"All right. Stay loose, Mox."
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"You never know when Kilmer might play you."
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"Yeah."
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"Check it out."
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"Here I come."
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"Stick."
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"Come on, let's go!"
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"- Coyotes on the lip of the cup. - We're punching it in for six."
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"Billy Bob! Trainer!"
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"Billy Bob, you all right?"
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"How many fingers?"
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"- Three? - Wait a minute. Hold on."
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"It's got to be true or false."
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"True?"
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"He's all right, Coach."
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"Well, that was a good thing tonight! Good thing tonight!"
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"Defense in third quarter, excellent effort. Where's the game ball?"
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"Really not bad, boy. How you feeling?"
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"Dog tired. It's my knee."
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"Never show weakness. Never show weakness."
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"The only pain that matters is the pain you inflict."
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"- Four more games. - Yup. Hang in there, man."
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"You're doing fine."
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"Sweetness. 500 milligrams?"
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"This team needs is a lot more effort..."
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"What is this shit? I'm not interested in your fucking muscles."
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"- Maybe that's what happened... - Kilmer."
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"In the fourth quarter. You're looking off in the goddamn stands!"
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"- Yup, I'm getting fucked up. - I ain't just talking about you."
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"Come on, Bacon. That's it, baby. Be a good dog, here you go."
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"And what do you mean is he a boy or a girl?"
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"Of course he's a boy. Look at the size of that sausage!"
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"Baby, I just got so excited thinking about next year"
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"and Florida State and the future."
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"I think I need to be your wide receiver."
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"She broke my heart, so I broke herjaw"
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"- Ain't it? That is team spirit. - Yes, sir."
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"Absolutely."
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"All right, put down that glass."
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"All right, bring it up over your head."
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"- You getting this? - You know I got it."
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"to America's Funniest Shots in the Nuts!"
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"Relax, let the dryer do the work."
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"- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!"
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"Nothing but net!"
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"- Billy Bob! Billy Bob! - Billy Bob! Billy Bob!"
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"You thinking about calling some dinosaurs?"
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"- Billy Bob's gonna puke. - Here he goes!"
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"Hey, if you're hungry, I left a few hot dogs in here."
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"Give me a beer!"
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"You see that? That's the way to ride them."
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"- Think about it now. - Moxon, pick it up!"
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"Your attitude's earning you laps right now, boy."
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"He used to hammer my ass the exact same way 27 years ago!"
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"Shit, them boys is having the time of their lives!"
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"No doubt about it."
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"Let's go, big Mox!"
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"What the hell kind of offense is that?"
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"In Jesus name, Moxon, what are you doing?"
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"What kind of lu-lu formation you pulling?"
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"- It's a secret. - It's a secret?"
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"Your dummieos can't even run a simple draw"
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"and you got secret formations?"
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"Shit for brains, this isn't no fucking sand lot!"
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"- It's called a oop-dee-oop. - It's an oop-dee-oop. Oop-dee-oop!"
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"Nevada State averaged over 40 points a game with this offense."
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"Overload the defense on the strong side,"
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"burn them one on one on the other."
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"You got a bad attitude, and you don't listen!"
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"We do things around here my way! You understand that?"
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"You think you're in some fancy school? Bullshit!"
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"the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart!"
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"You gonna be second string all your life, boy!"
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"Man! Kilmer loves to bag on your boy, Sammy."
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"Oop-dee-oop! Give me a break! Oop-dee-fucking-oop! Give me a break."
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"Yup, gonna hold our Troy back a year"
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"Our Kyle's dying to get into a Coyote jersey."
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"Had that ankle injury, but he's ready to go now."
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"Ain't that right, Son?"
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"Let's show them your old pop's still got it!"
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"Button hook right on three. Hut! Hut! Hut!"
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"Slow enough he could have mailed it."
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"Well, there you go, Sammy boy."
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"Let's show them how it's done."
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"Slant right on three. Don't talk back to your father."
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"It's just for grins, don't get your panties in a bunch."
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"Is that a fact? And you think he's first string?"
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"- That's right. - I smell a challenge."
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"How about you, Jonnie? Do you think you're better than my boy?"
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"Well, hell. It ain't multiple choice."
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"I think it's best we settle this matter once and for all."
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"You all remember William Tell? Get up, Lance."
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"- Stop it, Dad. This isn't funny! - Knock off this here can."
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"- Be a winner. Throw the damn ball! - Come on, Jonnie, you can do it!"
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