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Clips from Knight Rider - No Big Thing (S01E01)

"Michael, he's coming right at us."
Knight Rider
"I can see that. Do something."
Knight Rider
"Put him in the squad. You're not serious."
Knight Rider
"- Where's Devon? - Your friend was in the wrong place at the wrong time."
Knight Rider
"Oh, my God! [Yelling]"
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"- [Whirring] - Where are we going?"
Knight Rider
"To save Michael."
Knight Rider
"Don't let him cross that county line."
Knight Rider
"[Man] Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man..."
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"who does not exist."
Knight Rider
"Michael Knight, a young loner..."
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"on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent,"
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"the helpless, the powerless,"
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"in a world of criminals who operate above the law."
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"[Siren Wailing]"
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"Pull over."
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"Hey, rich car. This guy should be good for some big bucks."
Knight Rider
"[Indistinct Chatter Over Police Radio]"
Knight Rider
"Your driver's license?"
Knight Rider
"What seems to be the problem, Officer? I was going to ask you that."
Knight Rider
"You got a burr up your muffler?"
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"- I beg your pardon? - You ran through a posted intersection without stopping."
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"- I don't wish to tell you your business, Officer... - Then don't."
Knight Rider
"You want to write up the vehicle, Rex?"
Knight Rider
"Right, Sarge."
Knight Rider
"You broke that light. You'll pay for it."
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"Me? [Chuckles] Never touched it."
Knight Rider
"A broken taillight, running a stop,"
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"failure to produce license."
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"You're running up quite a fine. Which I have no intention of paying."
Knight Rider
"That stop sign is nothing but a poorly concealed trap."
Knight Rider
"[Laughs] I think he's trying to tell us that we set him up."
Knight Rider
"Crudely put, but accurate."
Knight Rider
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll see if I can find a lawyer to deal with this matter."
Knight Rider
"That'll come later. Let's put him in the squad. You're not serious."
Knight Rider
"[Handcuffs Clicking]"
Knight Rider
"[Beeping]"
Knight Rider
"We're making real good time, buddy. We should be at the Foundation in about an hour."
Knight Rider
"I'm afraid there'll be a slight delay. I'm going to have to make a pit stop very shortly."
Knight Rider
"Pit stop? [Chuckles] Quit kidding around. You're not that human."
Knight Rider
"I was using the term in its literal sense, Michael."
Knight Rider
"If you'll glance at my fuel gauges, you'll see that I'm virtually operating on fumes."
Knight Rider
"Boy, you're right. Bonnie really goofed up this time, didn't she?"
Knight Rider
"It wasn't Bonnie's fault. It's just that her route plan..."
Knight Rider
"didn't include the 200-mile diversion..."
Knight Rider
"involving you and that young lady you met back in..."
Knight Rider
"Yeah. Never mind that. I'll find you some blood, Dracula."
Knight Rider
"A very inept analogy, if I may say so."
Knight Rider
"Blood has virtually no combustible capabilities at all."
Knight Rider
"[Tires Screeching]"
Knight Rider
"Now remember, Michael, my synthesizers can operate on any kind of combustible fluids."
Knight Rider
"That's some kind of car, Mother."
Knight Rider
"Oughta be good for one new tire and a couple of hoses, at least."
Knight Rider
"Give me the ice pick, will ya?"
Knight Rider
"I don't want to have to spend a day getting my tanks purged."
Knight Rider
"A very distasteful procedure."
Knight Rider
"Okay, okay."
Knight Rider
"Afternoon, mister. What'll it be?"
Knight Rider
"Afternoon. Fill 'er up, please."
Knight Rider
"Uh, where's your cap, buddy?"
Knight Rider
"That's okay. It's a little complicated. I'll take care of it."
Knight Rider
"Check under your hood? No, sir, don't bother."
Knight Rider
"Oh, no trouble. [Beeping]"
Knight Rider
"I wouldn't do that to my tire, if I were you."
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"[KITT] That's enough help, my friend."
Knight Rider
"Ow."
Knight Rider
"You okay? Uh, sure. Sure."
Knight Rider
"How much do I owe you there? Uh, nothin'."
Knight Rider
"Forget it. It's on the house."
Knight Rider
"Hey, thanks."
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"- Some people. - I know, buddy. I know."
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"[Chuckles] He do any damage?"
Knight Rider
"To me? You must be jesting."
Knight Rider
"Perhaps with some plastique, a jackhammer..."
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"a diamond-edged hacksaw, he may have had an outside chance..."
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"of throwing out a circuit or two, but damage?"
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"[Devon] The least you can do is give me some decent bread and water."
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"His Highness is still complainin', huh? Nonstop."
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"[Sergeant] You can listen to him for a while. I'm due over at Sinclair Headquarters."
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"I'm acting night watch commander for the whole county tonight."
Knight Rider
"What a delightful thought."
Knight Rider
"Almost makes me feel glad to be spending the night in jail."
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"It's all yours, Rex, old buddy."
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"Have a cool evening, hear?"
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"[Woman]"
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"[Chorus]"
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"I don't know, KITT. I don't know."
Knight Rider
"Michael, if you didn't want my expertise,"
Knight Rider
"why did you just program me with all this data?"
Knight Rider
"- Okay, okay. - Here it is, Michael."
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"I'll take S.C. Over Notre Dame, but I think you're dead wrong about Penn State."
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"They'll never make the point spread."
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"[Phone Beeping] Hello."
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"[Bonnie] Hi. Oh, hi, Bonnie. What's up?"
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"Help. Help? What's that supposed to mean?"
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"It means Devon's in jail."
Knight Rider
"Devon's busted? Come on. That's ridiculous."
Knight Rider
"Unfortunately, it also happens to be true."
Knight Rider
"What did they get him for? Assault with a deadly crumpet?"
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"He was on his way to meet a reporter named Reston..."
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"when he was picked up on a traffic violation."
Knight Rider
"A traffic violation? And he's probably gonna fight it, huh?"
Knight Rider
"This I would love to see. Where's he being held?"
Knight Rider
"A little town called Lyndhurst Flats."
Knight Rider
"[KITT] Strange. That's exactly 412 miles straight ahead of us on this route."
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"Why I called."
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"And that's where we're going. [Phone Beeping]"
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"[Laughing]"
Knight Rider
"All right. Let's go. Okay. All right."
Knight Rider
"Well, well, well. What've we got here?"
Knight Rider
"Our favorite member of the press, Frank Reston, in person."
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"[Officer Laughing] [Reston] You guys are absolutely hilarious."
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"Come on. Let's go. Wait a minute, bozo. You can't book me without a breath test."
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"You're a troublemaker, Reston."
Knight Rider
"We don't need no breath test to tell that."
Knight Rider
"Why don't you just get on in there?"
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"[Laughing]"
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"Reston? Frank Reston?"
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"Fifth Amendment, old boy."
Knight Rider
"I'll have a Fifth Amendment."
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