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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Moss And The German (S02E02)

"- You all right, Moss? - I've got the blues, Jen."
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"Why?"
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"Well, Roy and I are becoming like an old married couple."
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"Will you please stop saying that?"
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"And I'm the husband!"
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"We just seem to do the same thing day in, day out."
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"I'm stagnating, Jen, like a packet of crisps on the roof."
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"You should get out there meet other people."
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"You mean people other than Roy?"
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"And these "other people", where do they congregate?"
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"I don't know, you could do an evening class or something."
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"Hold on a second. What exactly am I supposed to do"
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"You could meet other people as well."
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"People!"
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"Stephanie? Yes, hello."
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"Of course... OK. Bye."
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"- Douglas is coming down. - Douglas? Why?"
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"asking me if I wanna go for a ride in his helicopter."
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"- I wanna go for a ride in a helicopter. - Well, grow a pair of tits."
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"Tell you what, if I did have tits, I wouldn't mind"
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"Look who it is, everyone."
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"- What department is this? - Sorry?"
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"If it's work-related, obviously, you'll know what department this is."
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"It's IT!"
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"That's what I wanted, actually."
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"of finger-licking chicken like that?"
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"Me? I'd be a 24-hour tripod."
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"I gotta pretty nifty home cinema system."
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"Whoa, there."
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"That's not my office."
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"Terrible isn't it? Every year it gets worse."
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"then they push us outside."
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"- Has he gone? - Has who gone?"
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"Bruce Wayne."
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"It is not a man date."
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"I am not a man-woman, we are not married, I am not your wife!"
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"- I'm gonna learn how to cook. - Oh, I'm so pleased, Moss!"
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"And I have to say women do love a cook."
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"Well, answered an ad online."
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"This time next month, when you want German cuisine, I'm your man."
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"Is German cuisine not good?"
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"No. Sounds fine."
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"Come in, come in."
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"White Russian, please."
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"We might as well get to it."
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"- How long does this course last? - Course, what course?"
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"- Hang on, take my clothes off? - Yes."
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"Well, I was going to eat you."
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"I may have misheard you there."
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"- Yeah, no, I'm here for the cookery. - No, this is the cookery."
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"Look, I've got your advert here."
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"I printed it out."
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""I want to cook with you.""
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"Ah yes! Yes. You see."
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"But you wanted someone who would agree to let you kill and eat them."
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"Ja! You see?"
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"No, thanks, it's not for me."
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"I'm sorry, Johann, this must be such a let down."
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"Had my tonsils out last month, I could have kept them."
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"Oh, no, wait, I've got this guy coming over to watch a DVD."
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"There's somebody at the door!"
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"There's somebody at the door!"
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"Hey, it's my G!"
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"It's cool."
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"Yeah."
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"Yes."
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"So, what are we watching?"
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"It's a Tarantino produced, South Korean zombie movie."
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"I didn't know there was a South Korea. OK, put it on."
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"Yeah. Just... just try and forget that"
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"I bet he's a woman, that bloke."
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"It's not Earth."
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"Could you not try"
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"and guess what the twist is? It's just that might get a little annoying."
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"Personally, I think it... It kind of, it ruins the fun."
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"- It's just I don't. - Well, I do,"
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"Everyone's a ghost."
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"Morning. You must be Jen's mother."
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"- cause his English isn't very good. - Always the way."
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"And it turns out he didn't want to teach me how to cook..."
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"What?"
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"I know egg and my face were in alignment."
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"He's one of those German cannibals."
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"He wanted to eat you?"
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"Original or remake?"
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"- You watched a film with him? - Yes."
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"- It's a grey area, give me that. - I knew something was askew."
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"Maybe we could watch the film at his place!"
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"You've got to call the police."
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"being a cannibal's a little immoral too."
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"than I'd originally thought."
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"- Yen! - Yorg."
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"It's over, Yorg."
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"We must fight them, Yen."
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"I am too tired for revolution."
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"Goodbye, Yorg."
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"Yes."
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"- This is lovely! - Yes!"
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"Isn't this nice!"
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"Lovely and..."
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"Now, that's a guitar."
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"- Do you eat in here? - Yes, this way, please."
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"But didn't you want to watch the film that I have here?"
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"I'd completely forgotten."
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"Hello, there. Yes, can I help you?"
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"If my mother thinks I'm a cannibal, I'll be for the high jump."
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"we're in a bit of a sticky situation, aren't we?"
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"Where d'you get this film?"
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"This is an illegal copy of a film."
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"Are you not worried that we might be cannibals?"
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"I do copyright violation, that sort of thing,"
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"Where d'you get this?"
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"Interesting film."
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"- Come on. - We don't even have ventilation here."
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"I don't wanna go out on the street. It's too..."
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"You know, I remember when smoking was fun."
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"- We're answering the phone. - We are not answering the phones."
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"Well, yes."
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"Well, now that's not fair, Roy. Have you met all of them?"
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"No, I'm very busy. I don't wanna go for a ride in a helicopter."
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