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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Moss And The German (S02E02)

"You wouldn't shoot a policeman..."
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"Man, these anti-piracy ads are getting really mean."
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"- The floor's all sticky over here. - Allright, let's move back then."
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"OK, princess."
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"Well, then go."
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"I'll hold it in."
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"Now... listen, I was just wondering, have you seen the new Tarantino film?"
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"Now I know there's a twist."
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"What's wrong with it now? Come on."
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"of telling me what the twist is, I know he will. Come on!"
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"- Back off. - We're just watching the film, Moss."
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"We go to a film, sometimes the pub, maybe get some dinner,"
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"- You're my wife! - Stop calling me your wife."
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"What's this? What's this?"
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"It's cold, everyone looks oppressed."
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"- Don't answer that! - Why?"
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"- His name is Jeff Hawthorne. - We must answer the phone."
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"I've met enough of them."
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"I'm off."
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"Well, to be honest with you, he's been making advances."
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"You know, things like"
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"letting someone have a go on them for a ride in a helicopter."
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"Jen, do you have a moment?"
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"Something work-related?"
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"What department is this?"
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"Roy's your man."
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"Yeah? You wanna come round to mine? We can watch it there."
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"Excellent, that's settled! Seven o'clock tonight."
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"And I'm the gander!"
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"First they take away our smoking room,"
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"He's long gone, although Roy's got a man date with him."
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"You'd willingly spend time with Douglas?"
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"I really have to see this film soon."
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"By the way, I took your advice about those evening classes."
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"German cuisine?"
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"There's nothing more romantic than a glass of wine and some..."
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"...Schweinefleisch."
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"Good, because usually when I try something new it ends up a disaster."
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"- Hello. I'm Moss. - Yes, yes. I'm Johann."
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"Good distance from the sofa."
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"Would you like a drink?"
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"I don't know that. How do you make that?"
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"Really? Gosh."
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"So eager, so brave."
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"Well, once I've made up my mind to do something, that's it."
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"That's very admirable."
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"So just do whatever you want with me, I'm ready for anything."
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"- Sorry. I'm confused. - Well, so am I."
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"Did you just say that you were going to eat me?"
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"No, my English is not so good..."
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"You want to cook with me, using me, you mean."
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"I see where the confusion was. I thought this was a cookery course."
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"So you're not interested?"
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"I feel like such a turnip."
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"- Do you want to watch a film? - OK."
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"- I have Ocean's Eleven. - Original or remake?"
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"Well, yeah, you could come over here, we could put on some music,"
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"I could give you a back rub, see what happens."
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"Another time, maybe. OK."
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"I've heard of this flick. There's a twist in it, isn't there?"
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"and hopefully we'll still be able to enjoy it."
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"and I'm the boss."
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"I'm your boss."
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"Have you still not seen the film yet?"
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"It wasn't a cookery class at all."
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"He was a fine Young Cannibal."
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"So we had a laugh about it and in the end,"
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"He wanted to eat you!"
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"Only with my consent and, believe me, my consent was not forthcoming."
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"- Only without their consent. - No, Moss, no."
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"You should see his place, it's incredible."
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"He's got a great system, 50" TV."
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"I don't know,"
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"he's only really interested in people he can eventually eat."
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"Jen, don't be such an old fuddy-duddy."
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"If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes"
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"But then, as Jen pointed out earlier,"
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"I'm in an ethical pickle."
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"Turns out meeting new people is a lot more complicated"
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"They are moving us to a new smoking area."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Yorg. Yorg, such fire."
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"And we've walked f****** miles."
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"Taxi!"
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"- Let's not fight again. - No."
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"And look, we're out, we're meeting people."
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"- You were a bit wonky. - Thanks, dear."
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"Johann, this is Roy. Roy, this is Johann."
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"Come in. Come in. Ja."
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"So we'll watch the film, then I'll tell him I changed my mind."
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"- ...my desires? - He has indeed."
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"Moss, if you will excuse us?"
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"- Yes, thanks. - Is that OK?"
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"- You wouldn't steal a handbag... - These piracy warnings..."
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"Well, boys,"
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"Who'd have thought at the end that bloke turned out to be the..."
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"You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet..."
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"If you do it, you will face the consequences."
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"I think we're sitting too close to the screen."
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"- I still think we're too close. - Well, then sit in the sink."
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"That's fantastic."
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"- What's wrong, now? - I need to go to the toilet."
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"- Hello? - Hello, Roy."
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"- Whatever. I'm not calling you it. - Forget it."
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"- I'm just about to watch it, Jeff. - I have already seen it!"
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"Anyway, at the end, there's a very unusual twist."
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"I'm gonna spend the whole film guessing what it is. Damn you, Dominator."
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"- Just try and forget there's a twist. - How can you forget there's a twist?"
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"Look, I have to go."
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"Moss?"
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"- What's up with you? - I can't do this anymore!"
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"Do what? What are you talking about? Let me help..."
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"- Come on, can't you see it? - See what, Moss?"
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"You make it sound like we're an old married couple."
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"But we are. Can't you see? You're my wife, Roy!"
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"If anything, I'm the husband."
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"- I'll stand over here. - I don't care."
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"All the cool kids were doing it."
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"I know who it is. It's a man called Dominator"
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"who wants to tell me the twist in a film I've been waiting to see for ages."
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