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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Stop the Presses (S03E03)

"[groaning]"
BoJack Horseman
"-No, we're a cab company. -Can you toss me the thing?"
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"Hey. Goddammit!"
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"-[yelling] -I apologize for... I understand."
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"I just won a Baby's Choice Award, the winner of which"
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"You've done all that could be expected of you. I'll take it from here."
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"God help us..."
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"Morning. Good morning. How was your weekend? How are you?"
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"Good work yesterday. Get out of my way, please."
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"[sighing]"
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"Yeah, sure, I'd love a glass of ice water."
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"I see you've been receiving our paper for six months,"
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"From whence the hostility, counselor?"
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"It wasn't a problem until recently, because up until a week ago"
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"[groaning, screaming]"
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"Giant Todd Head, of course."
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"It all started when a rustling from the kitchen"
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"-[blinds rattling] -[panting]"
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"or have a skull face or be wearing a tattered white satin gown."
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"We do have an infestation, of Todds. Look at that, they're getting bigger."
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"And? Did the head help to ameliorate your pest peccadillo?"
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"-We are about to pitch you an idea. -I did not know better."
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"Has this ever happened to you? Hey, where you headed?"
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"Oh, yes. That happens to me all the time."
BoJack Horseman
"-We're not at the main part yet. -I'm so sorry. Please continue."
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"Driver, you're starting to make me feel uncomfortable."
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"Has a creepy driver ever given you his number"
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"all those things would happen to you every day."
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"nine out of ten men are total dirtbag creeps, just the worst."
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"What if they become sentient and try to murder us, or unionize?"
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"Actually, Emily and I came up with it together."
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"Todd and Emily, you've done it again for the first time."
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"And that's why we're setting up shop at your house."
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"Why does it have to be my house?"
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"It's full of spaghetti strainers."
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"So you can bet the payoff's going to be pretty huge."
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"-Hey. -Hey."
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"-So then we had sex. -What? Why?"
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"-You should go. -Yeah."
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"If you cared about Todd, you would keep this a secret forever."
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"Ask me if when I was a little girl, did I ever used to put a stuffed animal"
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"What? Get-- [stammers] No!"
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"would ever be in a room together again."
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"What? Why would that be weird?"
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"-That's crazy. -I know what it is."
BoJack Horseman
"Yes. Your stupid business is gonna be very successful."
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"any more questions or do any wondering about mysteries."
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"Our friendship is in a really good place."
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""Did you know the wiener dog is neither a wiener nor a dog?""
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"Do you think that part of you was getting uncomfortable with that closeness?"
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"You felt like you didn't deserve Todd's friendship"
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"No, man, I think I'm just a dumb asshole. Can't it just be that?"
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"about that thing you're talking about."
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"Hanging on every word. Don't tell us."
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"Suddenly, I remember: I put it in the glove compartment."
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"Because I was driving back and forth so much, I ran out of gas."
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"about a pig who goes to circus school?"
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"Then back to the gas station, get my car, fill it up and come here."
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"So that's why I'm late."
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"-Why did you tell us that whole story? -I don't know."
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"These are the "For Your Consideration" ads."
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"They're a reminder to the Academy, "Have you considered this yet?""
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"All the pictures of me, they looked backwards."
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"Of course you like this ad. When you look at it"
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"I got a team of cardiologists at Cedars who say different."
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"The point of the movie is to make a lot of money and win awards."
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"-Yes. You're a star. -[moaning]"
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"I'm not throwing a tantrum-- Why are we having sex in my car?"
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"-Can we at least go back to your place? -No, BoJack."
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"[The Closer] What do you think she meant by that?"
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"I feel I'm very clear on this point."
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"So you don't feel any guilt about your tryst with Emily?"
BoJack Horseman
"Well, I have had trouble sleeping."
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"[Todd] You're silly. [Emily] No, you're silly."
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"-Okay, your turn, truth or dare. -Truth."
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"Can you keep it down, please? Some people are trying to sleep."
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"-We are keeping it down. -We've been really quiet."
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"I don't know. Dumb stuff."
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"[The Closer] Hold on. Are you telling me esteemed character actress"
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"Of course."
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"Then yes, Margo Martindale is living in my boat."
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"[yelling]"
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"Well, Margo, old gal,"
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"But at what cost?"
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"So, I disappeared for a little bit."
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"Somewhere I knew I had no chance of being discovered--"
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"Ramona, I'm telling you..."
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"[wailing]"
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"I was good. Too good."
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"-Other than that, laying low. -The Good Wife?"
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"And you're the one who's been stealing our food."
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"Smoke bomb. Hi-yah!"
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"I'm gonna go sleep by the pool."
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"-You bet. -Isn't this great, BoJack?"
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"-The three of us under one roof? -Yeah."
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"-[laughing] -Uh-huh."
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"I wanna know something about you."
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"Does it matter?"
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"and I know this thing works better if we keep a little distance."
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"[BoJack] She lives in this tiny apartment in the Valley."
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"makes you read it out loud so he can hear if it scans."
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"It's so sad that when you see someone as they really are, it ruins them."
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"These feelings you have, your self-destructive behavior."
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"I got nominated for the Craig Noel Award from the San Diego Theatre Critics Circle."
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"Oh, it's too much heat."
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"I'm taking your boat out to international waters."
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"On the phone."
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"-I don't think you want to do that. -I promise you I do."
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"-But... you're right. -Great."
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"Thanks. You've given me a lot to think about."
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"Okay, so I'm a passenger."
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"Driver, put up the partition, please."
BoJack Horseman
"I don't think BoJack's been a very good friend to you either."
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"-Oh, okay. -You should buy me out of the company."
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"No, no, no, keep your share."
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"You're sweet, Todd."
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"[coughing]"
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"[knocking on door]"
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"That's a conclusion I came to recently by myself."
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"I can't do this now."
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