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Clips from The Dukes of Hazzard (1979) - Luke's Love Story (S01E01)

"I'm trying to give you the names of the entrants to the ObstacIe Derby."
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"Lucifer against GeneraI Lee. Winner take aII."
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"Christmas is the biggest event of the year in most places."
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"lt's an illegal stock car race over an obstacle course."
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"who's gonna drive in the race."
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"-That was dirty. -Yeah, but it worked."
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"Daisy, get up there."
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"He aIso gets the possession, for one soIid year..."
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"How about getting possession of the trophy girI for a year?"
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"Cooter Davenport."
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"One of the Duke boys."
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"Powder-puffs?"
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"-WeIcome to Hazzard County. -It's weII-named."
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"My name is Luke Duke."
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"No, I think it ranks right up there with men having babies."
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"This Iady is a pro."
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"Give up on her, Turk."
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"Not after teaching you everything I know."
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"I'm the Iaw, now. Look up here."
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"You're good. You did good."
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"Amy, I'II see you Iater, darIing."
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"I'm sorry."
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"-Nobody said he was aII bad. -Dance?"
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"-You can afford a dozen of those cups. -Not Iike that one."
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"Boss, your mama is dead."
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"You know my wife, LuIu, hated Mama."
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"You did it!"
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"It's a comfort to a man to have his mama around."
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"Look, Boss..."
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"How you gonna do that?"
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"-Not you? -No."
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"You gonna turn on the Iight, or do your imitation of a moIe?"
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"I'm scared to death."
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"You know, I think I'm gonna track down that Amy..."
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"They tried staying at the Hazzard MoteI, but it was fuII."
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"AII six rooms?"
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"You don't have to worry about that, Boss, because I got a crasher."
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"But then anything with you wouId be funny."
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"You and Turk."
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"What got you interested in cars?"
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"Yeah, but racing?"
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"Sure, why not? What's your big ambition?"
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"You're a mess. Where's Cooter?"
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"There were two dudes in here messing around with Amy Creavy's car..."
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"Tourists spend money."
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"Yeah, Iike what?"
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"The cars?"
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"What is it?"
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"Pride makes a good servant, but a poor master."
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"that's a Iot more vaIuabIe than an automobiIe."
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"Ain't there any way I can taIk you out of driving that Hazzard Derby?"
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"You couId probabIy beat me on a reguIar track."
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"Not whiIe I'm driving, sugar. I've onIy got me two hands."
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"Every time you stepped on the brakes, you Iost fIuid."
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"Luke, Turk is crazy enough to try something again."
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"Want to quit?"
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"This is crazy."
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"Wait a minute. What's your hurry?"
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"Cooter, you're gonna put on a phony show for him."
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"you and Luke can just bump each other once in a whiIe..."
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"Find Turk? You don't find Turk."
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"Look, I've been thinking."
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"-I don't quite know how to say this. -Go ahead. You're doing terribIy."
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"Honey, we are together."
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"AII right, Iet me get this straight."
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"Liking these other girIs don't mean a thing."
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"-Where you going? -I'II teII you what."
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"When you want a whoIe Iot of woman, instead of a whoIe Iot of girIs..."
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"But, of course, it don't mean a thing."
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"What's that thing for?"
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"To put out smoIdering butts. Care to sit on it?"
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"Give me that."
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"Rosco, do something. They're tossing around my mama."
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"Now, you quit that! You boys quit that!"
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"Did your mama smoke?"
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"She's so sure of herseIf."
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"She drives Iike a man. She taIks to me Iike a friend."
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"Jesse, I ain't never feIt so much for anyone before."
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"I am sensitive. I picked her, didn't I?"
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"You thinking about marrying her?"
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"Yeah, once."
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"-I don't want to taIk to you. -Where have you been aII night?"
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"AII right, Luke. I'II Iisten to you."
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"This ain't easy for me."
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"Damn it!"
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"Amy, wait!"
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"Especially when there's a vulture out there someplace..."
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"Unless a body wanted to wind up in the hospital..."
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"You think I shouId bIeed these brakes again?"
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"I've been dying to ask."
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"Did you have any probIems getting Ernie to bring you home Iast night?"
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"No probIem. You kidding me?"
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"Honey, he beat every track record in the South just getting me home."
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"You ready?"
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"-Boss, your mama is dead. -That don't matter."
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"She's stiII counting on you."
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"I can hear them coming."
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"-Luke's in front and Enos is Iast. -I ain't deaf."
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"and Cooter's last."
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"-He said-- -Shut up! I heard him."
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"The deviI! That jackass Cooter knocked our car out of the race!"
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"You idiot!"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"-Give her the keys to GeneraI Lee. -What for?"
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"I'm not gonna put you in jaiI. I'm gonna put you under it!"
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"Listen, I'm not kidding. Now, come on."
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"Why don't you keep this for me?"
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"EngIish"
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"To the first woman to enter the Hazzard Derby."
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"And it's about time."
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"But in Hazzard County, it's the Annual Hazzard Obstacle Derby."
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"lt's the dirtiest race in America."
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"There ain't but one rule.:"
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"Finish first anyway you can."
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"Can I have your attention, pIease?"
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"I'm gonna announce the drivers of the Hazzard County ObstacIe Derby..."
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"just as soon as they deIiver that trophy."
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"Cooter, give me that. Where you been?"
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"I just wanted to make a big entrance."
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"Besides, I had to get that off of Boss Hogg's manteIpiece."
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