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Clips from 30 Rock - Christmas Attack Zone (S05E05)

"As an actor,"
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"What Christmas card did we end up sending out?"
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""Happy Holidays is what terrorists say."
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"and Avery is in her third trimester."
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"Why haven't told her?"
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"I just haven't found the right time."
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"that when there's something at all delicate to talk about,"
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"until it erupts into a fist fight at a church barbecue."
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"I am "The Mentaliz"!"
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"Oh, I didn't know you made another "Chunks" movie, Mr. Jordan."
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"That's horrible!"
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"Jack! Guess what? They just got Caller ID in Vermont!"
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"and I want you to be my guest of honor."
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"Christmas! It's Christmas dinner!"
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"Paul, I need to talk to you. About Jenna."
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"How is she?"
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"Sorry, I finished the Oreos in the cab."
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"Welcome to my Christmas Attack Zone."
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"is joining us for supper."
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"Who knows."
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"No. I am not letting this happen."
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"And Liz, you're already showing!"
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"She saw it as an embarrassment"
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"And you ruined Ludachristmas."
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"Merry Christmas, Mrs. Donaghy."
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"God, this house is enormous!"
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"I tried to stop this."
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"It's speechless!"
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"The reason I'm not with my family right now"
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"You are about to watch a film"
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"that holds a mirror up to your own terrible lives."
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"Shut up, Dotcom."
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"My arm! It's numb!"
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"What are you doing now, Mother?"
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"I think... the stress..."
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"...former Pittsburgh Steelers... ...former Pittsburgh Steelers..."
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"...and Pennsylvania... ...and Pennsylvania..."
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"Just my mom and dad... yelling at me..."
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"I'll invite anybody I want to this wedding!"
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"And the soul felt his worth"
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"Fall on your knees"
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"It is the night of the dear Savior's birth"
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"Fred, wake up!"
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"a secret from his own father!"
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"Bare legged Christmas!"
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"Okay, guys,"
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"I miss her, too."
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"Okay, this is disgusting. It is Christmas."
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"My life is ruined!"
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"- They were! - You hang in there."
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"I have no choice."
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"Yes?"
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"the that man she doesn't even know I know exists,"
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"It was designed by M.C. Escher."
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"Well, Mother, what do you have to say for yourself?"
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"...Lynn Swann! ...Lynn Swann!"
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"We Donaghys believe"
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"- Why would you do that? - I'll tell you why."
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"That is enough, Jack!"
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"So it might as well be with your own family."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"Are you all right?"
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"Well, that's awfully hypocritical for a woman who kept her son"
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"Because you know when you're pregnant,"
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"No, I want it all to be fresh."
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"he thinks he's Sean Penn."
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"It's my new thing, travel on Christmas Day."
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"Milton, I hope you don't have plans for tomorrow."
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"The market rallying today"
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"provoke a Buddhist monk into whipping a battery at her."
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"...from the movie "Black Swan"... ...from the movie "Black Swan"..."
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"What else can I do, Kenneth?"
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"I almost died."
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"Oh, night when Christ was born"
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"...and I dress as... ...and you dress as..."
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"- How do you not get hives? - How could you not tell her?"
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"and have you come all the way back here."
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"And think of what I've lost."
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"You promised me a drama-free dinner!"
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"This party means so much to me."
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"May I remind you this is good news?"
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"Is there any chance you'll still be around tomorrow?"
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"I'm in the weeds."
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"But this baby is not bad news."
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"How dare Colleen disapprove of me? Of us?"
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"That's for you."
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"Actually, he's behind you, Tray."
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"Milton, Jack has an ulterior motive for bringing you here."
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"It's true."
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"Where is her room?"
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"It's very confusing."
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"Good year, everyone!"
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"Merry Christmas, Avery and Jack.""
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"Why do people always say that?"
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"Avery's keeping her pregnancy a secret at work,"
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"- That is no excuse! - I can't believe you haven't told..."
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"I understand all that, Jack."
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"at my high school graduation."
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"I'm going upstairs now"
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"Honestly, I don't think I've seen her this upset since Hurricane Katrina."
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"Professor Milton Greene is on his way here from Penn Station."
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"My boy!"
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"I'm gonna give her a piece of my mind tonight."
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"I'm going to go tell Colleen what's happening while you all calm down."
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"I here picking up a serious outfit from wardrobe for my event later."
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"And then you dare to judge us and our life decisions?"
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"Yeah! Or other things!"
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"Something I should have done a long time ago."
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"Ladies and children,"
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"What happened tonight was so scary."
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"- We're two black swans! - We're two black swans!"
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"together."
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"And, Mother, you cannot invite anyone to the wedding."
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"He's right."
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