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Clips from South Park - Good Times with Weapons (S08E08)

"Oh well, let's murder one of these other dogs."
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"All right, the county fair's still open!"
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"Can I help you boys?"
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"Uh, sorry kids, ah I don't give refunds."
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"Listen, doucher! Our parents are gonna kill us, and you, if they found out that we bought these!"
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"I thought you told me your parents were dead."
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"- You guys! You guys! - What is it, Craig?"
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"Right on the other side of the fairgrounds. He's just wandering around aimlessly."
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"- Then it's NOT too late! - Come on, Ninjas!"
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"All right, folks, our next item up for bids is this lovely 19th Century lamp."
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"Aw dude, crap. All our parents are there."
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"- Butters is right on the other side. - We have to get past them!"
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"You have that power too?"
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"I told you, Bulrog has lots and lots of powers. Behold."
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"This way, I can move about the crowd of people undetected."
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"- Here, hold this stuff for me. - Good luck, Bulrog."
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"Now, this lamp comes from the estate of Edna and James Hollinger, who lived in upstate Wyoming."
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"It has a bronze finish and actual gold leaf along the base."
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"Uh this is a rare opportunity to own a classic antique."
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"The lamp has been appraised by our auction staff at well over 2000 dollars."
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"So we're gonna start the bidding at 375. Do I, do I hear 375?"
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"Kid, what the hell do you think you're doin'?"
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"Butters!"
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"What happened to him?"
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"Oh my God!"
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"- Ohhh Jesus. - Oh dude, we are gonna get it now."
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"All right, people, we are all extremely upset over what's happened."
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"But let's try to speak one at a time."
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"Well, like the rest of you, I am shocked and appalled at what happened!"
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"This is the worst thing that's happened in this town! The worst thing!"
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"Yeah! I mean, there were children watching that auction!"
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"And when that little eight-year-old boy walked up and flashed his... penis..."
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"it was an outrage!"
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"What?"
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"Not only that, the auction was televised on public access,"
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"so my little daughter watchin' at home saw the -penis!"
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"How am I suppsoed to explain that to her?!"
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"This is what happens when the moral fabric of society breaks down!"
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"You see the damage you've caused, Eric Cartman?! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!"
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"I told you it was a wardrobe malfunction!"
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"Dude, they don't care we knocked Butters' eye out with weapons?"
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"Just run with it, dude."
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"Uh, yeah! I agree! Uh my fragile little eight-year-old mind didn't know how to deal with what I was seeing."
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"Hey, fuck you, Kyle!"
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"Heck, I c- I can't believe it."
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"So I guess this means we get to keep our weapons."
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"Yeah. Come on, ninjas."
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"We've got some more work to do."
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"Well well well! If it isn't the four ninjas!"
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"By now our parents probably know we were playing with weapons!"
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"Right over here. Good dog. Come on."
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"Whoa, I'm getting woozy."
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"From the nice guy at the county fair."
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"- All right, ninjas! Let's go protect the world! - Kick ass!"
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"Don't worry, Kyle. Craig's not gonna tell on us. Come, ninjas, let's go."
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"Right now the Jew in you is screamig "NO! Those cost money! Get your money back!""
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"Shut up, hippies! I'll kill you!"
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"What's your ninja name, Kenny?"
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"Ninja positions!"
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"Hm, this doesn't seem to be the right way."
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"Well, okay-okay Mom."
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"Fools! I am Professor Chaos! Bringer of Destruction and Doom!"
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"Very well, Professor Chaos! We'll play along. Now, fell the fiery sting of my tonfa Takanawa!"
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"What?"
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"Looks like we have a sworn enemy, you guys."
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"With my tonfa of Takanawa, I become the great and powerful ninja Sharohachi,"
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"Your feeble ninja powers are no match for me!"
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"a deadly but compassionate ninja who protects those in trouble."
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"I still say this is a bad idea."
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"born to fight evil and people I don't like."
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"Yeah. And my powerful nunchakus make me into Bounaku,"
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"Yes. The residence of the one called... Craig."
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"All right, this is it."
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