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Clips from South Park - Good Times with Weapons (S08E08)

"Come on and take a look, folks. We've got a lot of knives for sale here."
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"Martial arts weapons from the Far East."
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"Dude! We should each buy a weapon, and then we'll be like ninjas."
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"Who's gonna tell them, dumbass?!"
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"I'm gonna get those killer sai. Look Kenny!"
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"Can I help you boys?"
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"Parents? Parents?? Oh God!"
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"And if the Road Warrior says it, it must be true."
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"We're playing Ninjas, Butters."
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"Wowee! Hey, can I play, uhninjas with you?"
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"That's bullcrap! Titanium alloy my ass!"
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"We have to kill Butters and bury him in Kyle's backyard."
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"Shut up, Butters. Now, there's a way out of this. We just have to use our... ninja reasoning."
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"Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait what about the veterinarian?"
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"All right, then you take him to the hospital, Kyle."
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"Uh that modeling glue is making me dizzy."
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"In here!"
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"You guys thought you were sooo cool, didn't you?! Well look at what we got!"
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"You can't pass through this area until you defend your honor!"
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"Guys, we're we're really not playing, okay?"
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"- Then fight us! - Very well, Clyde. Kiyaaaa!!!"
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"Oh no. Butters!"
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"Butters! He got a ninja star stuck in his eye,"
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"- Stuck in his eye? Was he bleeding? - Ye-yeah, a little- Butters! Get back here right now!"
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"- Oh shit, you guys are in trouble. We're outta here! - No dude, you gotta help us find him!"
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"Chef, you haven't seen Butters around, have you?"
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"Nnothing, just, playing."
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"- Best we call the animal shelter. - Right away."
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"Now the ninjas were in serious trouble,"
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"While trying to get Professor Chaos some aid at the veterinarian's office,"
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"- Butters! - Butters!"
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"We don't have time for that, dude! We just have to ditch them! Now!"
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"You know this to be true."
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"There you go, right in there."
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"We have come to return the weapons we purchased."
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"- It's Butters! We saw 'im! - Where?!"
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"All right. Looks like I have to use my power of invisibility to get by."
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"I don't know if the parents are to blame or if it's the times we're living in, but something has to change!"
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"- C-Cartman should be punished! - Yeah!"
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"Hyeah. I guess parents don't give a crap about violence if there's sex things to worry about."
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"Good Times With Weapons"
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"- Stop it, Cartman! - Pfaha, so funny."
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"Goddamnit Cartman, stope throwin' those stupid popping things at me!"
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"Oh my God, look!"
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"Wow, cool."
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"Yeah. We won't have to take crap from anybody."
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"Our parents won't let us have weapons, dude."
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"Yeah, dude, our parents are gonna be at the stupid fair all day long. They'll never know what we bought."
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"I'll get the tonfas. Those are so sweet."
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"There's something even you can afford! A ninja shuriken for a dollar ninety nine."
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"Yeah. We wanna get one of each of these ninja weapons."
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"Okay, uh, you need to have your parents here when you buy them, though."
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"I, I can't sell to anyone under eighteen without parents' permission."
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"Uh wha, what's the matter?"
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"We, we're brothers, see, and our parents... died in a car accident last year."
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"Why?! Why?! Why did you have to take them both?! Why!"
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"Why do people have to keep reminding us of what we don't have??"
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"It's all right, it's all right boys. Don't cry, I'll... I'll just... go pack these up for you, okay?"
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"Goddamn, that's like the twelfth time that's worked."
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"Yes. And I... am Bulrog. Tough brute ninja who has dedicated his life to eradicating the world of hippies"
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"Hey you guys, you know what we should do?"
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"We should go show our weapons to Craig and those guys. They'll be so jealous."
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"No dude, we can't go around showing our weapons to people. Our parents'll find out we have them."
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"Ech! You see, guys? This is why Jews can't be ninjas! They've got no spine!"
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"You don't know anything about Jews, fatass!"
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"Oh yeah?! My mom took me to see Mel Gibson's movie, The Passion,"
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"and Mel Gibson says you are a sloth and you are a liar."
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"- Hello, Craig! - Look what we got."
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"Where'd you get those?"
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"We can't tell you where we got 'em! It's secret ninja stuff."
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"Oooh, is that jealousy I see in your eyes, Craig? Mmm, yes, drown me in the sweet water of your envy."
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"Uh, uh, they're not that cool."
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"Hyeah, "they're not that cool. " These are real authentic weapons from the Far East."
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"But don't tell anybody we have them."
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"- Whoa! Where'd you get those?? - Let me see."
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"Uh, we'd love to hang out guys, but we have important secret work to do."
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"Yes. The life of a ninja is complex and full of peril."
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"Come on, ninjas!"
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"Ho man, did you see the look on Craig's face?! That was awesome!"
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"Dude, we're like the coolest kids in the whole state!"
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"Huhey fellas. What's happenin'?"
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"No, Butters. We are a very select elite fighting team sent to protect the world from evil,"
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"and you can't play with us."
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"Yeah, Butters. You wouldn't make a very good ninja. Come on, guys."
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"- We have a lot of work to do. - Yes, and no time to do it. No time..."
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"I think I'd make a really good ninja."
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"Jeez, those guys never let me play with them. Uh they just shun me all the time."
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"I'm a lost soul. A dark lonely shadow of a person-"
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"- Hi Butters. - Hi Mom."
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"- a castaway, forced to live his life out in solitude."
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"And it's because of times like these I was forced to a life of evil."
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"Society cast me out, and so I vowed to make them all pay! And pay they did!"
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"Nobody knows that beneath this sweet eight-year-old little boy lies the most evil,"
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"the most destructive supervillain of all time!"
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"Professor Chaos!"
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"Let's see how you like dealing with me, ninjas!"
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"- Oooh, Butters, are you going out to play again? - Yeah Mom, I'm jus' goin' outside for a little while."
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"Well, could you be a sweetie and take that pie over there to the Thomsons."
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"I made it to thank them for babysitting you last week."
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"My ninja sense is telling me we might be heading in the wrong direction."
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"Okay, hang on guys."
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"I'll use my special power to see into the future and find out where we should head next."
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"Hold on you guys. I actually have another power."
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"I can see into the future too, but better than Kyle. Let me try it."
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"- Goddamnit, Cartman! You can't keep making up new powers! - Yeah dude, that's like the fifth power you've come up with!"
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"I am Bulrog and I have lots and lots of powers."
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"No asshole! From now on you only get to have ONE power! So what is it?!"
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"I have the power to have all the powers I want."
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"That doesn't count, fatass!"
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"Yeah, that it, Cartman! You don't get to have any powers!"
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"C'mon!"
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"- Who the hell is that?? - I dunno. Craig, is that you?"
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"- Hey kid, that knocks you down. - Nuh uh!"
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"- Yeah huh, I got you! - Nuh uh! Because my cloak is made of a"
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"...titanium alloy that shields me from heat!"
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"Well, let's see how he likes the icy blasts from my nunchakus Sokuromoto!"
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"Huh nice attempt, ninja! But now both of you shall feel the power of my Web of Holding!"
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"You are both trapped in spiderwebs!"
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"All right, dickhole! Time for you to pay!"
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