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Clips from South Park - Good Times with Weapons (S08E08)

"Oh no! I have no powers! Kyle took them away from me!"
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"Quick, Kyle, give me back my powers so I can fight this evil villain!"
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"Okay, okay, you can have your powers back."
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"All right! And now I will use my power to... turn Kyle into a chicken! Bleh!"
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"Goddamnit Cartman!"
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"Now you are a chicken!"
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"Enough! Uh I grow weary of your foolishness. Professor Chaos cannot be stopped!"
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"Oh yeah?! Kenny! Use your ninja star!"
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"- Oh, fuck dude! - It's Butters. Oh my God!"
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"- Oh, dude! It's stuck in his eye! - What the hell did you do that for, Kenny?!"
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"It hurts! It hurts!"
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"Oh man! We are in serious trouble!"
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"Ssh sshhhh. It's okay, Butters. Calm down. It's not that bad, really."
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"But I... But I... But I can't see nothin'. I gotta go to the hospitalll!!"
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"Okay okay, calm down, Butters! It'll be okay!"
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"Guys, meeting over here for a second?"
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"All right you guys, we need to stay calm and just do the right thing."
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"- Dude, shut up! - I agree with Cartman!"
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"- What?? - You don't understand what my mom will do to me if she finds out I was playing with weapons!"
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"Just stay still, Butters."
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"Stop dude! You're gonna scramble his brain!"
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"Go ahead and scramble it, then he won't remember it was us."
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"You guys can't fix my eyeball! You have to take me to the hospital!"
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"If we take him to the hospital, they're gonna find out what happened."
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"God-damnit!"
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"God? Please, if you get me out of this, I swear, I will never play with weapons ever again."
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"Don't be so quick to throw off your ninja responsibility, Kyle."
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"Now, come on guys, sure, it's easy to be a ninja when everything's going your way,"
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"but it's times like these, when the chips are down, that a ninja shows his true character."
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"We... need a doctor... But we can't go to the hospital."
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"Dr. Shafley?"
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"He's really old and and goin blind."
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"- So if we make Butters up to look like a dog,... - Ohh no. - We might pass him off as our pet."
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"Ohoo but, but fellas, if I, if I dress up like a dog with a star in my eye, I I'm gonna get grounded."
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"Shut up, Butters!"
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"That is the dumbest idea you guys have ever come up with!"
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"I'd expect this stupidity out of Cartman, but you, Stan??"
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"Butters needs medical attention right now!!"
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"You take him to the hospital and let your mom find out what happened."
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"I need the modeling glue. We need more fur over here."
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"Butters! We're trying to help you, Goddamnit! Now, stop being such an asshole!"
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"We need some more fur."
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"I think that's good."
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"Okay, let's hear your bark, Butters."
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"Wuff... wu-wuff."
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"All right. Now we just gotta sneak him into town."
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"Okay, it's clear."
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"Now remember, Butters, when you get to the vet's office you need to stay down on all fours and-"
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"Butters, listen!! At the vet's office, you need to stay down on all fours and bark a lot."
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"Wuhuff, woof, woof."
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"We've gotta hurry, it's getting late!"
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"- Oh shit, somebody's coming! - Quick, hide Butters!"
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"Uh buh, but fellas, I gotta-"
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"There you are!"
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"- No way, you got weapons too?? - Where'd you get those?"
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"From the n-n-, from the nn-, from the nn-"
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"At first we needed our parents' permission, but then we told him our parents were dead."
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"Aw man, now every in town has a weapon! Lame!"
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"So, how would you ninjas like to do battle?"
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"Uh not now, Craig, we we have to be going."
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"He said, not now, Craig!"
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"I am not Craig, I am Ginza, with the powerful blade of the kitana. Iya!"
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"And I am Black Taku, with the power of perfect spelling!"
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"Wha, what, what's the m-matter, f-fellas? Are you... nnnninjas or p-p-p-pussies?"
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"We're twice the ninjas you fags are!"
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"I swore to never fight again."
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"We don't have a choice, Kyle. Just humor them."
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"Hey wait wait WAIT wait!"
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"Hold on a second. Where's Butters?"
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"Butters!"
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"Oh, nice going, you assholes! You made us lose him!"
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"Lose who?"
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"and we were taking him to the vet when you fucked it all up! Butters!"
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"- The hell with that! - We're in this together, Craig!"
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"If Butters tells on us, we're gonna tell on you, and that's the ninja code!"
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"Hello? Anybody-eh."
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"Woof. Woof. Woofwoof."
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"- Butters! - Butters! - Here, Butters!"
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"Dude, look!"
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"- Hello there, children! - Hey, Chef."
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"- How's it goin'? - Bad."
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"Why bad?"
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"No, can't say that I have. Hey, what are you children doin' with those weapons?"
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"Well, you children should be careful with those. You could put somebody's eye out."
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"- Yeah, we know. - Well, I've gotta get to the fairgrounds."
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"They're about to start the big auction. So long, children!"
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"Oh my God! What the-? Doctor? Doctor??"
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"Jesus Christ."
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"What kind of sick bastard would do this to a dog? Poor little pup."
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"Woofwoof."
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"Can you help him, Doctor?"
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"I'm afraid I wouldn't know how. Unfortunately for this little fella, I'm a people doctor."
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"In our last episode the four ninjas did battle with Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and doom."
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"It was during that great battle that ninja master Kenny threw his star into Professor Chaos' eye."
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"because their parents might find out they had weapons if Professor Chaos told on them."
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"the four ninjas ran into Craig and his three friends."
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"They challenged the four ninjas to fight, and the legendary battle of Tokutawa began."
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"It was during this battle that Professor Chaos escaped,"
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"and so the four ninjas were forced to join forces with Craig and his friends to find Professor Chaos,"
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"or else they would all be grounded."
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"Butters! Where the hell are you?!"
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"It's hopeless, dude! Butters must have made it to the hospital."
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"- We have to get rid of the evidence! - What?"
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"Dude, we have to get rid of our weapons so at least we can try to deny everything."
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"Screw that, dude, I paid 20 bucks for these things!"
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"Yeah, let's just go return them and get our money back."
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"Okay. Go ahead, Kyle. Throw your nunchakus away. If you can."
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"But you know well that your Jewish blood won't let you."
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"You can't throw away something you paid fifteen bucks for. Go ahead and try."
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"Screw you, fatass!"
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"Mel Gibson was right, Kyle."
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"Go ahead. Prove Mel Gibson wrong, Kyle."
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"I, I can't do it.... I can't do it. I..."
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"It's all right, Kyle. We'll go back to the fair and return them."
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"Come on. Come on, little fella. Atta boy."
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"Somebody threw a ninja star in that poor puppy's eye?"
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"It just makes me sick how some people can treat animals."
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"Well, nothing we can do for it; let's put it to sleep, shall we?"
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"Here you go, pup. I've got a sweet dose of murder for you."
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"What the? Blasted! He's escaped!.."
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