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Clips from Family Guy - Da Boom (S02E02)

"Laugh and cry"
Family Guy
"He's a family guy"
Family Guy
"Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun, hey!"
Family Guy
"Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun, hey!"
Family Guy
"Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun, hey!"
Family Guy
"Planes will fall out of the sky and all the world's nuclear weapons will explode,"
Family Guy
"Silly rabbit. Trix are for kids."
Family Guy
"Laugh, but when you die, you'll have to go to heaven."
Family Guy
"Oh, actually, I'm just stopping off at Quagmire's."
Family Guy
"Oh, Stewie, you're adorable."
Family Guy
"Yes, yes, I rather like the sash. But do the Huggies make my ass look big?"
Family Guy
"Peter, we're gonna be late for my cousin's wedding. Aren't you dressed yet?"
Family Guy
"Unzip me."
Family Guy
"- Where's your father? - He's still down in the basement."
Family Guy
"Peter, you've been down there all day. I hope they're already..."
Family Guy
"We are not missing a once-in-a-lifetime event because of some wacko doomsday theory."
Family Guy
"Oh, dear me. Yes, yes, this is how I wanted to enter the new millennium."
Family Guy
"You said "nuclear". It's "nukular", dumb idiot. The S is silent."
Family Guy
"- Ten... nine... eight... seven... - This is it."
Family Guy
"The pattern is just a coincidence."
Family Guy
"Now that you mention it, the Y is a bit misshapen. Still, it's pretty amazing."
Family Guy
"Holy crap! Anybody else feel that?"
Family Guy
"Oh, really? Just like there was no apocalypse?"
Family Guy
"- Can we please just drop it? - It's just not fair."
Family Guy
"He's just using that as an excuse."
Family Guy
"Not about kickin' your fat ass."
Family Guy
"When I think back on all the food we've wasted in this house."
Family Guy
"Everyone leave. I have to poop."
Family Guy
"It figures. The one time I remember my value-club card."
Family Guy
"That's crazy. They're just gonna be hungry again in an hour."
Family Guy
"- Sorry, Chris, the plant can't come. - It's his best friend."
Family Guy
"What was that?"
Family Guy
"Lois, everyone knows there are only two things that can survive a nukular holocaust:"
Family Guy
"And now, back to A&E's biography: Twinkee the Kid."
Family Guy
"He was different. He was definitely..."
Family Guy
"He had no bones, and he couldn't really play any sports."
Family Guy
"- That's why we got him the lasso. - Yeah."
Family Guy
"- He's gonna kill me. - He loved that lasso."
Family Guy
"We gotta get to that factory and we'll have all the food we need."
Family Guy
"There you go. These oughta keep the rats away."
Family Guy
"Bring it on!"
Family Guy
"Look, Peter, people."
Family Guy
"I am Jorad. I and my band of highway warriors control this territory."
Family Guy
"- A blanket. - Potato salad."
Family Guy
"She's right. Besides, this place is paradise."
Family Guy
"Drove in through the morning fog"
Family Guy
"Hey, there, Rover"
Family Guy
"Come on over"
Family Guy
"Well, it's nice to have music while we eat."
Family Guy
"Wipes it on her blouse"
Family Guy
"Stops"
Family Guy
"Takes a long, hard look at Randy"
Family Guy
"Left foot, right foot"
Family Guy
"Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot"
Family Guy
"There's no factory?"
Family Guy
"- Dammit! - Get outta that nuclear waste."
Family Guy
"Who knows what animals have been in there?"
Family Guy
"We can settle down here and build a house just like we had in Quahog."
Family Guy
"We can dig Joe out of the driveway"
Family Guy
"Oh, wait. Did you say "Chris"?"
Family Guy
"On Tuesdays you get to wave your penis at traffic."
Family Guy
"No. These are the rules of New Quahog."
Family Guy
"And things have worked out fine so far."
Family Guy
"I'm such a bitch."
Family Guy
"Brian's right. We've left ourselves defenceless."
Family Guy
"Eight, nine, ten."
Family Guy
"And turn."
Family Guy
"And look, it has a little trap door for when you gotta make inky."
Family Guy
"I'll show you inky."
Family Guy
"Attention, New Quahogians."
Family Guy
"A chicken in every pot and a cap in every ass."
Family Guy
"Quick, grab the guns! They're our only hope."
Family Guy
"Where are we gonna go?"
Family Guy
"I hear there's a Carvel factory in Framingham."
Family Guy
"Hey, hey, hey. Come on, now."
Family Guy
"It's all right. Everything's going to be OK."
Family Guy
"What's Family Guy?"
Family Guy
"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
Family Guy
"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
Family Guy
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
Family Guy
"We leave you with a look back at some of those we've lost this millennium."
Family Guy
"Kevin asked me to Quagmire's millennium party. I am so psyched."
Family Guy
"There's nothing like someone else's party."
Family Guy
"You never have to clean up the mess."
Family Guy
"Well, looks like someone's going to a big party tonight."
Family Guy
"You should pick up a chicken-strip party pack for all your friends. Here's a coupon."
Family Guy
"Look, pal, I don't take coupons from giant chickens. Not after last time."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry. This has expired."
Family Guy
"The world is gonna end at midnight."
Family Guy
"Haven't you heard? At midnight, every computer in the world is gonna fail."
Family Guy
"Damned long ears, tryin' to take Easter away from Jesus. What were you sayin'?"
Family Guy
"Hey, Peter, in case you didn't know,"
Family Guy
"a balloon tied to a mailbox is the international symbol for "party over here!""
Family Guy
"Oh, Peter, you are the height of just-too-muchery."
Family Guy
"And you won't know which one is which. And it'll be really awkward. So bite me."
Family Guy
"- Can you help me with these damned studs? - Aren't you a little overdressed?"
Family Guy
"There's a benefit gala at the Boston Pops tonight, and..."
Family Guy
"well, I'm trying to nail the flautist."
Family Guy
"It always takes him so long to get dressed."
Family Guy
"Oh, crap. Well, one of us is gonna have to change."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! The government is here. Run, ET, run!"
Family Guy
"The end of the world is comin'. Get in your radiation suits."
Family Guy
"OK, OK. You know that one Christmas present you really wanted, but didn't get?"
Family Guy
"- A phone? - A dead Lois?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, well, it's in the basement. Come on, let's go see."
Family Guy
"What the hell...? Peter, if you wanna stay here, that's fine."
Family Guy
"But we're goin' to the party. Kids!"
Family Guy
"- Honey, are you pregnant? - No."
Family Guy
"Locked in a basement with imbeciles, dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong."
Family Guy
"Thanks a lot. Right now I could be in Boston, pretending I give a rat's ass about Vivaldi."
Family Guy
"- And I could be getting felt up by Kevin. - Now don't you give it all away up front."
Family Guy
"Scarin' the kids with your nuclear-holocaust nonsense."
Family Guy
"It's almost midnight."
Family Guy
"We now go live to Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa. Tricia, what can you tell us?"
Family Guy
"Quahog's fabled alabaster clam is about to descend and usher in a new millennium."
Family Guy
"- Six... five... four... - Hold on tight."
Family Guy
"...one... Happy New Year!"
Family Guy
"- A flautist, Peter. - Well, I hope you're happy."
Family Guy
"Come on, kids, we can still make the party if we..."
Family Guy
"Nice work. Very festive."
Family Guy
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