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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) (S29E29)

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"the shocking news that I'm retiring."
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"we'll have a performance from a super talent"
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"Oh! Bart Simpson."
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"All rights reserved, Ziggy Stardust Publishing."
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"Now, Willie! The honey!"
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"Where do I go? How do I live this down?"
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"Mom, my humiliation bath is getting cold."
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"Oh. Mm, sticky."
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"What are you gonna do, Bart? Wait, wait, wait. Don't tell me."
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"They don't show that on the pajamas!"
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"These woods is filled with scary white people."
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"Bait the traps."
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"no one goes out and copies it."
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"How many times have I told you not to wake me"
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"and a grass skirt with nothing down under."
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"And the advertisers want to meet with you."
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"That's another thing I don't get."
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"But they don't make you go to juvenile court"
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"at 8:00 in the morning."
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"Children's Court of Springfield _"
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"I raised a turtle by myself. Pure hell."
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"Milhouse said he'd help, and he just walked away."
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"Well, Bart, based on the ancient judicial principle"
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"- I'm going to hand down a suspended... - No!"
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"No. Judge, I love my son, but he's got a real problem."
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"Mom, how could you do that to me?"
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"And a mother's toughest job is saying"
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"Oh, no, honey, I didn't mean "never.""
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"When he's dying."
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"He was out of control. Look what he did to Krusty."
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"Flip, flip, flip, flip, flip!"
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"I don't exist unless you laugh at me!"
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"Why is this universe so lazy?"
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"What if you gave up comedy,"
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"and transitioned to serious acting?"
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"I can't be a dramatic actor."
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"- Zach Braff. - Now I'm not so sure."
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"- Bryan Cranston. - I'm in. And hopeful."
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"My choice for our play is Arthur Miller's"
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"I don't know."
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"whose next logical step is to take his own life."
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"And that's exactly what Death of a Salesman is about."
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"I thought this was The Salesman's Bad Day."
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"But Krusty, the part of Willie Loman,"
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"You'll just be playing yourself."
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"but deep down, you know you need help."
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"All I ask for is integrity and honesty"
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"You are a once-in-a-generation performer."
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"I'm sorry, my sons."
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"Big pause."
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"You can't act."
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"Uh-oh."
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"No."
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"to make amends for the rotten things I've done."
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"I also had the blades removed from your lawnmower."
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"Please don't encourage me."
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"Thank you for encouraging me."
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"No more of the "K" word."
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"Oh, I see you. Son, you used to be a putz."
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"I never thought I'd see it."
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"It's times like this I'm glad I have eyebrows."
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"and know that sitting in that audience will be your mother,"
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"I... I... I... Run!"
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"Boys will be boys."
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"Ah!"
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"You'll always be a self-hating clown."
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"When I was 17, I walked into the Amazon."
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"Thank you, Jeff Bezos."
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"Listen to your uncle, boys."
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"The audience is quiet. That means you're bombing."
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"Drop your pants, show your fanny."
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"You know, your "A" material."
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"♪ A dying salesman ♪"
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"the month of July, or Toronto Raptors' home games."
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"♪ In a car crash. ♪"
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"Dad, we're four episodes early."
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"If we'd ever won a trophy,"
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"I would've turned the heck out of it."
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"Mm. _"
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"I can't believe you're retiring, sir."
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"Martin, I must ask you to keep secret what you just heard..."
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"Sir, you are addressing a student safety monitor."
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"With diagonal belt comes great responsibility."
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"What?!"
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"Skinner's quitting! I won the pool!"
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"Guess who's renting two songs from iTunes!"
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"He will be missed! Bombardment!"
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"He stood up for me when they tried to ban bombardment!"
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"Bombardment!"
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"My fellow Americans, and Uter: _"
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"the rumors... are true."
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"I'm resigning the principality"
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"effective Taco Tuesday."
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"Seymour, you will be missed."
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"And now, the flyover by the Permission Slip Angels."
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"Skinner leaving. One last chance to honor him."
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"With a shot to the head."
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"Oh. Move it."
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"Come on, Bart! Take the shot!"
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"I don't have the damn shot!"
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"Now, in honor of our principal's retirement,"
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"who's gonna wrap up our feelings."
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"♪ I can't believe this is good-bye ♪"
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"♪ You were like a mommy ♪ ♪ who wears a tie ♪"
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"♪ You once called men ♪ ♪ who put me in a net ♪"
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"♪ You always told me when I was wet ♪"
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"♪ Even though my friend who is ♪ ♪ the same age is in the class ♪"
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"♪ Karate! ♪"
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"There's a certain lack of elegance"
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"in rhyming karate with karate."
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"Karate!"
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"Now, I'll share a fond farewell"
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"with one student chosen at random to represent you all."
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