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Clips from South Park - Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls (S02E02)

"Come on Stan, we're gonna be late for the screening!"
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"Geez, they made that into a movie already?"
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"Mr. Hankey, I can't go on anymore. I'd lost the fight."
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"No, I'm not leaving without you."
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"We started this together, and we're gonna finish it together."
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"Who the hell cast Tom Hanks in this? Tom Hanks can't act his way out of a nutsack."
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"I'll always love you Mr. Hankey."
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"Me me me me meh, me me meh meh."
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"Oh my god! I found a penny!"
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"You bastard!"
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"Don't worry. We'll do this quick ok. Just hang on Mr. Hankey, just hang on."
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"Make it quick. Well the people of my town are a little upset."
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"I don't think we realized what an impact this festival would have on our town."
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"Right, so we were actually wondering, if we can call this whole thing off."
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"We have contracts. You try to pull out now, we'll sue your town for every penny it's got."
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"But, but this doesn't make sense to me, Marty. You told me the movie made a lot of money."
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"Right. Two million, minus your agence fee, minus your lawyer's fee,"
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"minus my fee with publicity and taxes taken out, you get 3 dollars!"
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"That's more than most people in your position make, trust me."
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"Serves you right Cartman, you're a sellout. I'm not a sellout! What's a sellout?"
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"If you work in the entertainment business and you make money, you're a sellout."
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"It's all goin to hell children. And we're all to blame."
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"Even me! I was selling out my town too. And now look at it."
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"So what do we do now? There's nothing we can do."
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"Just sit here and suck on my balls."
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"Not now. I think it'll change the way you feel about your impact here."
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"That's great kid, a dried up lump of shit. Very compelling."
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"Ok folks let's move. We gotta have that sign done before the opening tonight."
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"You can't die Mr. Hankey, you can't!"
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"Kyle, before I go,"
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"I must tell you."
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"Well, what is it Mr. Hankey?"
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"Don't ask for another skywalker. Eh..."
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"Noooo!"
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"Wait Kyle... What is it Mr. Hankey?"
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"Come closer... What is it?"
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"Closer... Yes?"
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"Closer! One time, when you were sleepin,"
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"I put myself in your mouth,"
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"and had my friend take a picture. Eh..."
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"Noooo!"
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"I'm sorry son. Let's get him to ICU."
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"Nooo! No! You gonna be ok dude? I'm here for you."
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"Hi Stan, ready to go see another movie?"
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"Say Tom, doya have any pudding left?"
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"I ate all mine up silly."
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"Well now what do we do?"
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"Sorry. Why don't we explore our sexuality?"
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"Oh good idea. Let's..."
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"Aww dude I shouldn't be seeing this!"
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"Is there a problem young man? No problem dude."
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"I'll never forget you. You were my best friend after Stan."
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"Chef, does poo go to heaven?"
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"Well... I... I kinda hope not."
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"I mean, sure it does."
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"He's back, he's back!"
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"You got the best balls in the whole world Chef!"
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"You damn right."
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"Come on out and get them here! Mr. Hankey and me T-Shirts!"
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"I'll take two!"
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"Selling T-shirts kicks ass."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce on this gala opening"
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"And the year after that, and the year after that,"
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"I give you, Hollywood in South Park!"
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"Wait! I brought him! I brought him to show you!"
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"Anyway, this new Hollywood Planet will be the official meeting place..."
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"Howdy ho folks, I'm afraid my buddy Kyle was right."
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"There's not enough room in South Park to accomodate a festival."
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"Mr. Poo if you wouldn't mind, we can't hear our chairman."
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"You're at about 7 right now, we need you at about 3 ok?"
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"Uh folks please."
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"We love having visitors, but golly,"
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"Besides folks, film festivals shouldn't be about"
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"what celebrities are comin,"
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"or what film is gonna get shown."
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"It should be about people gettin together,"
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"and watching movies, and about people who can never get their"
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"movies seen get a chance to have it watched."
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"If only once."
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""Oh let's forget about lawyers, and exits, and studios,"
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"and celebrities."
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"Let"s forget all those things for just a while,"
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"and just watch some new art. ""
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"Now, as I was saying, this shall usher in a whole new decade of films..."
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"Oh ohoh! He's dead! Mr. Hankey's dead!"
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"Well this worked once before."
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"- What the hell is he doing? - I don't know!"
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"Oh my god!"
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"It smells it smells!"
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"Let's get out of this town!"
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"Golly, I guess I don't know my own strength."
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"You did it Mr. Hankey! You got rid of all the film people!"
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"Oh yeah, now all we have is a town covered in shit. This is much better."
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"I couldn't have done it without you Kyle. Kisses!"
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"Stan, I'm sorry I dragged you to all those independent films."
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"Sometimes I forget that even though a few independent films are great,"
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"Being a sell out is sweet, cause you make a lot of money."
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"And when you have money,"
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"Screw you guys, I'm going home."
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"Puh, well you show me one independent film that ISN'T about gay cowboys eating pudding."
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"Would you like to come with me? Stan, memmememme, hehehehe..."
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"Who are you to judge my womanly soul."
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"Here is the godess truth of my womanly being."
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"Going dark hand..."
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"Well I'm sure a real person will show up soon."
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"This could be a great summer movie."
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"Can we put a monkey in it? The Mr. Hankey story, is there a fort available for a fall pick?"
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"Right here where this library used to stand."
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"If you could just turn yourself down."
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"Dare you call them dark."
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"He's one of my best friends in the whole wide world, and I don't want him to die."
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"I... have had enough.. of YOU!"
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"My salty chocolate balls must've rejuvinated him!"
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"AHH! Hurry up it's coming!"
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"I think we've tapped this town's resources out."
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"He's a talking piece of poo that lives in the sewer."
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"Mr. Film Commisioner, could I have a word with you?"
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"A good film festival should be something where we all say"
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