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Clips from South Park - Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls (S02E02)

"That's not a bad idea. But where?"
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"Oh like Independence Day? That sucked ass too."
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"They're movies without all the glitz and glamor of Hollywood."
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"I'm going!"
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"hoards of people pushing their way through the crowds."
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"She's NOT my girlfriend."
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"I'm late for a screening, I'll call you from the theatre."
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"Well fudge em! Cool!"
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"Cous-goose?"
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"Cute sign though."
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"The godess flames that burn in my memory are dark."
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"Oh brother."
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"Dude!"
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"It was about a bunch of gay cowboys eating pudding huh?"
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"The theatre sucks though, they need to get a bigger screen."
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"They should project the movies on Cartman's ass."
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"Ay! Yeah, but that'd be like I-Max."
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"Cartman's ass is so fucking fat that sometimes it takes up the entire projecting room."
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"until we have used it up."
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"And then move on until every quite mountain town is like Los Angeles."
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"Because we have to live in LA."
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"That's it."
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"Dude, how do you tell if a piece of poo is in trouble?"
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"Oh man it smells like ass down here."
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"In a sewer? Children do you know how to file a police report?"
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"And using dental floss? Yes."
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"and raw vegetables, and it's destroying my environment."
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"Don't worry Mr. Hankey. We'll tell everyone, come on guys!"
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"It's a work of blood, sweat, and tears."
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"Is that Leonardo DeCaprio?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, my best friend Mr. Hankey is getting sicks because South Park"
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"the extra poo in the sewer."
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"Great pick son, how much do you want for it?"
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"I'd pay a million for this story. I'd pay 2!"
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"You don't really need those guys do you?"
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"I can't thank you enough for tryin."
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"I always thought death was something glorious, but I know that it's not."
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"It's going over really well. People are gonna be knocking my door down to get you."
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"Ok Mr. Hankey we're out. How are you doin? It sure is dry up here."
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"But thanks so much for the hard work."
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"You guys we have to hurry. What?"
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"Come on, everything's gonna be ok! Sir, sir!"
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"What's this? I want you guys to all meet my friend."
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"Come closer. Closer."
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"Ok!"
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"Come on Kyle. It's time to go."
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"Here, I'll give him one of my salty balls to take with him to poo heaven."
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"Come on, let's go."
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"That was delicious!"
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"Get them while they last folks! They're only $14.95!"
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"of Hollywood Planet South Park, that the festival will be back next year."
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"and so on! And now, release the curtain!"
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"Aww not this again. Behold, Mr. Hankey!"
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"Little towns like this simply aren't meant for big advance."
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"too many of you, is hurtin our ecosystem."
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"Thanks Chef. Your big chocolate balls are just the trick."
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"I'm trying damn it!"
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"Well that's ok Wendy. I fogive you."
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"most of them suck ass."
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"Yes, and I've learned something too."
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"you don't have to hang out with any poorass loosers like you guys."
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"Why do we hold the Sundance Film Festival here Phillis? It's so painfully crowded."
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"Because, people from LA love to come to a quaint little mountain town"
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"for a few days, and this gives them excuse."
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"No this used to be a quaint little mountain town."
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"Now look at it! Sushi restaraunts, upscale clothes stores,"
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"25 dollar parking, leamnissen. I tell you Phillis,"
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"We must move the festival to another small mountain town and begin again."
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"Ok children, I have some very exciting news for you."
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"Why don't you tell them Mr. Twigg."
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"That's right Mr. Garrison. The first annual South Park film festival begins today."
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"Wow, cool!"
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"They're not gonna show that stupid ass Godzilla movie are they?"
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"No no no Kyle. These are independent films."
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"No dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies."
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"It's about gay cowboys eating pudding."
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"No they're not. Independent films are produced outside the hollywood system."
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"Once again you have no idea what you're talkin about, fatass!"
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"I'm not fat, I just haven't grown into my body yet, you skinny bitch!"
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"Eric if you call Wendy bitch one more time, I'm sending you to the principal's office."
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"Bitch. That's it Eric, you..."
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"Anyway children, I want you all to see at least one independent film"
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"at the festival and then write a paper about it."
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"The first fiml showing is called "Witness to Denial"."
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"And is a sexual exploration piece about 2 women in love."
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"my uncle Jimbo has a ton of those movies in his dresser drawer."
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"No no, I wanna shoot the script next month with Demi Moore test."
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"Well you tell Spielburg he can kiss my ass."
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"Wow, look at this Johnson. Traffic jams at every intersection,"
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"It's almost like we're a real city."
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"Can't believe I got sent to the principal's office because of your stupid girlfriend."
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"Yeah, you really puke on her like that."
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"Sick Kenny! Damn dude, look at all these people."
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"All this for a bunch of stupid movies?"
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"Hello there children! Hey Chef!"
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"Whatcha doin?"
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"Children, this whole film festival thing has quite lucrited monotary possiblities."
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"Now I'm gonna sell of my famous cookies, to these Hollywood types,"
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"and make a mint! What kinda of cookies?"
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"Calm down tubby."
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"They're little cookies with fudge in the middle."
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"And I call them "Fudge 'Ems. ""
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"I wanna fudgem!"
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"I can see the commercial now. Wife got you down?"
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"Boss making you angry? Kids yelling at ya?"
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"And I've also got my double chocolate cookies, "fudge this. ""
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"Oh look one of the natives is selling local foodwares. How quaint."
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"This is why I come to these things."
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"To get away from LA and become one with a more simple culture."
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"Well perhaps you'd like to try my low calorie cookies,"
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""Go fudge yourself. " All my all natural,"
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""I don't really give a flying fudge. ""
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"Ooh do you have any tofu or steamed cellery?"
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"I would kill for some cous-cous right now."
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"Uhhh nevermind. We brought some food from the natural market in LA."
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"Stan I have two tickets for the opening film at the festival."
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"Shut up Cartman!"
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"Sure dude, I mean since we have to write a paper on a film anyway."
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"It'll be the death of him Kyle. Mark my words. It'll be the death of him."
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"If she holds his hand in that theatre it'll be all over."
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