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Clips from South Park - Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls (S02E02)

"Get em while they're hot. My all new cookies!"
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""I just went and fudged yo mama!""
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"Geezes, he sure ran that one into the ground."
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"When does this thing start, I hope there's some good previews."
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"Stan, film festival movies don't usually have previews before them."
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"They what?"
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"Here lies the goddes truth of my body."
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"The godess that cries. Freedom!"
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"You are my blossom my flame, when we make love"
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"it's like the sun is right outside the door."
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"Then make love to me. Right now!"
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"I can see clearly now, the rain is gone."
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"I can see all obsticles in my way..."
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"Bubbly! You need to get to bed it's late!"
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"I'm poopies ma! Hurry up!"
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"Could it be?"
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"Mr. Hankey is that you? Hello?"
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"I'm here live in South Park, Colorado, where citizens of Los Angeles,"
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"are arriving in jobs for the town's first annual film festival."
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"This is just a small quiet mountain community,"
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"where nothing out of the ordinary ever really happens..."
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"except for the occasional complete desctruction of the entire town."
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"And so the excitement level is naturally very high."
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"Right now the townspeople are anxiously awaiting the arrival"
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"of some of Hollywood's top celebrities."
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"It was him dude. I tell you it was Mr. Hanky."
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"Wait, I thought Mr. Hanky only came at Christmas time."
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"Well I'm sure it was him."
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"Look here comes somebody!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, TV's Fred Savage!"
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"So how was that movie last night dude? dude you don't even wanna know."
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"Yeah... pretty much. Yes!"
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"Ok ok. That's enought fatass jokes for this week."
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"Ok that does it. Screw you guys I'm going home."
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"Well?"
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"I'm gonna just give me a minute."
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"This is perfect. Why didn't we think of it sooner?"
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"This town still has some charm left. Not the mess we turned Park City into."
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"Forgive me for being observant but,"
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"won't we just end up doing the same thing to this town?"
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"Yes, and the town after, and the town after that."
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"Like termites, we will move this festival from town to town,"
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"Why? Why would we do such a thing?"
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"And if we can't live in quite simple peaceful mountain towns,"
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"then nobody will!"
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"Wait wait wait, zoom into a close up of my face when I do that."
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"Ready? Then nobody will!"
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"Children, glad you're here."
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"I want you to check out my new confectionaries."
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"I think they're gonna sell right through the roof."
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"I call them "Chef's salty chocolate balls. ""
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"Are they good? Try em."
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"Hey these are good! Yeah, I love your salty chocolate balls Chef!"
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"There it is again. There is what again?"
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"It's Mr. Hanky! I think he's in some kind of trouble."
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"Where does that grill go? To the sewer dude."
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"Of course! The sewer! That must be where he is! Come on!"
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"Of course it smells like ass retard! It's a sewer!"
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"What was that?"
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"Oh man let's get outta here. We can't dude, not until we find Mr. Hankey."
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"What the hell? Mr. Garrison?"
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"Oh uh... hello children."
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"What are you doing in the sewer with a bunch of snorkel stuff on?"
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"I I was just uh... hangin out..."
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"No. Good. See you in school."
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"This is ridiculous. What the hell are we, the goonies?"
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"Yeah, we're the goonies Cartman. Why don't you pretend like you're the fat kid."
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"Ok that does it. Screw you guys, I'm home."
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"Howdy ho boys! I told you guys he'd be here."
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"Gosh look at ya. You're all growing up so fast."
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"Hi Mr. Hankey, nice to see ya."
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"Have you all been brushing behind your teeth? Yes."
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"And washing behind your ears? Yes."
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"No."
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"What's the matter Mr. Hankey? Are you sick?"
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"Oh I just got a little cold, that's all."
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"All these new people in South Park are stressfulin my home."
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"What do you mean? Well you see boys, the sewer's a fragile ecosystem."
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"Oh my god."
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"These new folks in town eat nothing but cous-cous, tofu,"
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"And that's why you gotta cold? That's why Kyle. That's why."
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"Why don't you just ask them to leave? There's only 1 time of year I can come to the surface,"
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"and that's Christmas time."
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"That's why I need you boys to go for me."
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"Don't forget to change your sheets once a week!"
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"So without further adue, we will begin this amazing film."
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"Wait stop! Could I have your attention please!"
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"Oh wait, that's not him."
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"has become overcrowded with people who eat health foods."
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"Excuse me little boy, what's a Mr. Hankey?"
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"But now he's getting sick because his ecosystem is all out of wack because of all"
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"If you don't all leave and go home soon, Mr. Hankey's gonna die."
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"What a great story! It has everything!"
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"This could be the next Free Willy!"
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"Does it have to be a talking piece of poo."
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"It could be a crime fighting rabbit, or a lovable turtle."
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"- Keanu Reaves. - Matt Damon! - Fred Savage!"
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"Dude, no one even listened to me. Well, it does sound like a pretty sweet movie."
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"I take it you're part owner of this whole Mr. Hooey story right?"
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"Huh? Yeah I guess."
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"I want you to do a big money deal with me."
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"All of us?"
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"Well, I can see that you're the real brains of the group."
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"Yeah screw those guys, I don't even like them."
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"That's great kid. Let's make a deal."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I want to thank you all for making"
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"the first annual South Park film festival a success."
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"We've barely even started and already the festival has seen"
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"more attendance than last year's Sundance festival."
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"And I am very pleased to announce that in honor of the South Park"
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"people who have welcomed us, we are going to build a Hollywood Planet restaraunt."
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"Can they do that? They're Hollywood, they can do anything."
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"Well? How did it go? Is everyone gonna stop poopin' in my environment?"
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"They didn't believe me. They thought I was pitching a movie."
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"Oh, I, I see. Well shucks Kyle,"
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"We only have 1 option. I'm gonna take you to the surface."
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"I can't, the sun will dry me out."
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"It's the only way to prove that you're real. But I won't last long up above."
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"Well you're not gonna last down here either Mr. Hankey, now come on."
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"I'm not gonna let you die. Alright, just let me get my tooth brush."
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