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Clips from American Dad! - The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari (S08E08)

"♪ Good morning, USA!"
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"♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"WOMAN: Sara Luger."
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"(applause)"
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"because... they didn't want to come."
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"Yeah, you transferred all your credits"
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"That's Cuba Gooding's Oscar."
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"Nuh-uh. I bought it, and left feedback."
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"will ever come close to what he did."
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"I heard shouting."
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"(sobbing)"
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"It's just what, Francine?"
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"(sniffling)"
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"I'm sorry, Roger, but you're taking praise"
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"It's high school, Steve."
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"Am, too!"
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"You're a fatso, and you couldn't run four blocks."
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"Let your actions speak for themselves."
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"(sighs) I'm gonna fail this assignment 'cause my dad won't open up."
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"five years ago and never came back."
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"talking about personal things"
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"Maybe you should try calling your dad."
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"(phone ringing) Hello?"
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"STEVE: Hey, Dad. What-what you up to?"
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"You remember every detail."
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"I tied a little knot in my memory"
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"It's usually no more than a bucket."
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"snuffing out lives."
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"I crave it."
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"I feel like an angel of death."
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"Remember, the goal is to finish."
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"(sobbing)"
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"Oh, honey."
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"What's this for?"
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"You won a Franny!"
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"Oh, my God, what a gorgeous trophy!"
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"What do you think?"
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"with the natural low hangers ."
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"for the constructions workers,"
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"and try to pass my enormous breakfast."
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"(Roger chuckles)"
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"My only real exercise of the day."
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"I can't believe I wasted all that effort on you for nothing."
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"You don't deserve it."
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"Then why is it tattooed on your butt?"
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"Oh, that's ridiculous."
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"Nope, it's right here on her butt."
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"I need you to take a picture"
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"I'll take my own celebratory picture."
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"(beep)"
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"Oh, what the...!"
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"(click)"
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"more than he admitted."
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"A guy punched me in my face,"
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"because you hate me so much."
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"I'm done being the sucker, Roger."
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"We're not attuned to each other's love energies."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Why, I'm getting ready to go to the dig site."
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"The river used to flow east to west."
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"where an ancient tribe would have a fresh water source."
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"(quietly): I'm an archaeologist."
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"What is it?"
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"(playing melody)"
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"(screaming continues)"
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"Hmm, they're speaking Sadrawkcab,"
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"the language of an indigenous tribe"
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"(chuckles): Well, she bought it."
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"Hey, don't break character."
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"I can't believe you discovered a lost tribe."
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"I thought all this archaeology stuff"
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"I was ready to write you off for good."
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"(laughs): Well, good thing you're gonna give me my Franny back instead, huh?"
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"(chuckles): Well, I should say so."
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"No, I'm pretty sure they only want me down there."
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"♪"
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"Sit down, Franny."
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"Big finish, guys."
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"Bring it home."
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"Oh, (bleep)."
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"Hello? Hey, Dad."
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"And why not? What's so great about living?"
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"and what my life is all about--"
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"(voice breaks): anxiety, disappointment..."
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"Nothingness couldn't be any worse"
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"Look, people want to go home."
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"Because I drove with Gary."
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"(moaning)"
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"and you guys chase us out of here."
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"I've learned so much."
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"Like, for instance, they're a tchotchke-based culture."
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"Oh, if this thing breaks, there's gonna be trouble."
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"(shouting stops)"
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"(angry shouting)"
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"No way."
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"(gasps, indistinct chatter) Oh, my God!"
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"and finger, finger, finger, finger, finger."
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"So what I think means that much to you?"
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"(quiet organ music playing)"
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"♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say"
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"♪ Good... ♪ Good morning, USA"
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"(applause and cheering)"
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"Mark Spaznik Maznik."
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"(cheering and whooping)"
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"It's just you?! Where is everybody?!"
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"They said they wanted to come, but they couldn't"
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"This was a really big deal for me."
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"I got a Master's in Archeology from Georgetown!"
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"from a fake school in Nairobi where you're also the dean,"
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"and his arch nemesis, fraternity prankster, Machmud Thikbooti."
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"So?"
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"So you don't really have a degree in archeology."
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"You're a fraud."
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"How can you say that to someone"
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"the world has recognized in so many ways?"
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"I have an Oscar!"
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"You just bought it on eBay."
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"Not enough people do."
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"What Stan's saying is that an Oscar, like a degree,"
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"is an achievement people work really hard for."
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