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Clips from South Park - Black Friday (S17E17)

"# Please put a penny in the old man's-#"
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"Oh, hey, Sharon. You're up, huh?"
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"and I'm a sneaky little bee."
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"Just find out who they're loyal to."
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"Given the Xbox's faster frame rate,"
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"we have no choice but to declare it"
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"You can't change his mind, Sir Kyle."
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"Oh, don't even get me started!"
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"But all I get is wiener, wiener, wiener."
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"just like a gay wiener."
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"Morning, Joe, Marcus."
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"- Morning, Randy. - What madness is this?"
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"They're releasing a new Elmo doll"
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"so other people can do normal shopping today."
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"Oh, okay, thanks."
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"We come seeking your help."
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"or will you join us on Black Friday"
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"Of course we're going to go with the PS4."
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"Battle lines are being drawn."
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"Sorry, I guess we just don't care enough."
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"There must be kids somewhere who will join us."
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"True, but we can't let Kyle"
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"Get the hell out of my yard!"
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"Yeah, awesome."
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"Cartman's army is getting bigger every day."
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"Look, Sir Stan, it's probably time to give this up."
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"which game system we all play on?"
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"[clears throat]"
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"Just a small town in Middle America,"
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"a map of Japan, $100 rebate,"
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"You're learning to fight with your hands."
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"haven't even finished working on yet."
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"[all shouting]"
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"- Wristbands! - Back!"
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"This is what we signed up for,"
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"on Black Friday."
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"You are in charge now."
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"Get back inside."
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"When we started this fight,"
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"it was because we were tired of Xbox people"
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"Warriors, we have fought many great battles together"
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"No, guys,"
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"How about we ask those kids who play Star Trek?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"I'm pretty excited for that."
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"I'll be the first to get whatever I want."
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"I keep watching that show, and I'm still waiting"
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"Oh, Christ, no."
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"No, they can't line up this soon."
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"I'll deal with these demons."
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"The others are simply there"
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"Sony has just announced"
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"Ahh! Oh, God! Oh, God!"
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"No, you can't die."
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"OI' Cap. He saved us all that day."
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"even though he just got done humping a pretty girl."
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"If you wait it out"
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"Thank you all for coming, Prince Token,"
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"the first 30 people inside the mall"
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"and we all know what that means."
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"The shoppers..."
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"What?"
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"to get Xboxes, then that's fine!"
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"We're just about to check out a class "M" planet"
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"With them and the kindergartners,"
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"We need people to help us be the first 30 inside the mall."
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"I promised my wife this would be the last Black Friday I worked."
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"[moaning]"
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"You did good."
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"They are calling it "Black Friday.""
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"Wizard Cartman,"
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"Elmo."
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"What's VHS?"
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"the number of fatalities this year."
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"Look, we're just asking people who want to play on PS4s"
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"Yeah, I know."
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"Keep pushing, kindergartners!"
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"# Ample parking day or night #"
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"Nothing much."
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"with his toothpaste dispenser."
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"Then a hand reached in and pulled me out."
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"Now, we are an army of our own!"
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"just not with you."
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"Cheap Xbox Ones? For reals?"
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"No!"
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"Our new leader has joined us"
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"The house of Greyhawk has agreed to join our fight."
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"God, these guys are such dorks."
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"If that's how you are, there'll be no wristbands."
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"Take this."
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"What if I were to tell you that if we all work together,"
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"that might have new sources of Tririllium."
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"When you preorder a game,"
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"You know what you get for preordering a game?"
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"Yes, I believe we do."
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"[dramatic music]"
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"to join our side."
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"# Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind #"
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"I'm just trying to earn some extra holiday cash."
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"If you know of a way, wizard, then speak."
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"Lady McKormick."
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"They don't salute in Game of Thrones, Butters."
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"outside those doors."
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"and use the 80% to get the gaming systems"
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"You got any extra of that?"
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"[dramatic music]"
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"- Yeah! - Fine!"
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"But have you ever noticed that almost every time"
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"and swing her into some old guy's head."
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"No, the Xboxes are gonna be better."
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"What new Elmo doll?"
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"Just in time for the holidays,"
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"from Eric Cartman."
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"He betrayed us, and now we must out-Game-of-Thrones him"
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"Then join us."
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"Yeah."
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"I know."
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"All I'm saying is that when the time comes,"
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"to have Kyle taken care of."
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