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Clips from South Park - Black Friday (S17E17)

"# I'm goin' down to South Park #"
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"# Friendly faces everywhere #"
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"# People spouting, "Howdy neighbor" #"
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"# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #"
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"and 461 were seriously injured."
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"just what the violence was like,"
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"Or maybe you're just too stupid to realize"
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"Our only chance of surviving this year's sale"
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"do not underestimate the battle that's about to take place"
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"Winter is coming."
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"Good evening, sir."
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"I'm calling together all the fighters of Zaron."
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"I need to speak with Lady McKormick."
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"She's not here right now."
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"What are we doing here, guys?"
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"[giggles] [muffled]"
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"there's a way we can get the new gaming systems?"
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"inside the mall on Black Friday."
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"But if we plan, strategize, and fight together,"
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"we can be the first people inside on Black Friday"
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"we need to survive."
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"That's right, Black Friday is just around the corner..."
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"Ouch."
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"And people are already gearing up."
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"We usually start lining up around 3:00 A.M."
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"We, uh, douse ourselves in pig blood"
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"Last year, we lost our youngest daughter."
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"we're going to find a young girl and step on her head this year."
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"and keep me from getting my kids Christmas presents,"
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"Wizard Cartman, I have news from the Internet, my Lord."
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"Okay, well, you need to start immediately, please."
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"But, my friends, we must still find others"
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"Oh, thanks."
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"You worked on Black Friday?"
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"I did."
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"Is it really as bad as they say it is?"
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"They didn't line up,"
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"licking their lips, waiting to get in."
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"[horn blows] [people screaming]"
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"There was screaming, blood,"
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"Before I knew it, they were all around me, biting, clawing."
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"the front of the mall was covered in red,"
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"bodies, shopping bags."
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"I started watching Game of Thrones."
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"Well, it's pretty good, I guess."
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"they show a guy's wiener, that guy's character is gay?"
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"it's because that guy's in a love scene with another guy."
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"to women viewers?"
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"and there's dragons and zombies on the way."
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"Just could do with a little less gay wiener is all."
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"We have word from the kindergartners."
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"They've agreed to join us."
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"[all cheering]"
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"All: Yeah! - Wait, wait."
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"But I want a PS4, not a crappy Xbox."
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"then we all can't play together online, see?"
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"Right. Let's all get PS4s."
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"If you guys don't wanna join us on Black Friday"
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"I like the PS4's controller better."
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"You just had your head so set because-"
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"Come on, Kyle."
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"Let these Sony fucks wallow"
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"# Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat #"
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"I, uh-All right, look."
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"Bullshit."
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"and I thought it'd be a good way to make money."
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"I'll turn around and run right into the stores."
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"Isn't Black Friday supposed"
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"Thrusters are at 20%, captain."
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"Engage, ensign, warp factor one."
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"On screen."
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"Oh, hey, guys. What's up?"
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"Um, cool."
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"in getting Xbox Ones super cheap?"
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"to come back to our side, don't you, Sir Kyle?"
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"by making powerful alliances."
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"for the darn dragons to show up and kick everyone's butts."
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"it's all soft and floppy,"
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"Why is that?"
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"Butters, you seem to be somewhat obsessed with wieners."
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"I'm obsessed with wieners? What about HBO?"
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"a new Elmo doll this Christmas."
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"it's Stop Touching Me Elmo."
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"Elmo puts his hand on your knee and says fun things."
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"More, more, more, oh!"
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"If you're here for Black Friday,"
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"Oh, this rope right here?"
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"I mean, come on."
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"They're blacker."
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"but everyone else has already decided to go with Xbox,"
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"Exactly."
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"Come on, Sir Stan."
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"Let's face it, Lady McKormick,"
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"I might need you to use that influence"
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"Do we understand each other?"
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"Fuck you, dude! This is the Garden of Andros!"
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"Maybe I'll be able to snag both. Doing all right there, rookie?"
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"Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you."
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"I can't afford."
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"I see it in you. You care about people."
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"You remind me of my son."
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"He died on Black Friday in '89."
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"Guess I'm still trying to save him."
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"Look, I just want to say I-"
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"it makes me hopeful that people will still be okay."
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"No, damn it, no lining up behind the velvet rope."
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"Ah, they just don't listen."
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"[sighs]"
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"In addition to the Federation and the kindergartners,"
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"the Xbox army now also has the kids"
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"who play Harry Potter, the jocks,"
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"the swim team, and the glee club."
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"And who do we have on our side?"
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"Besides us, it's the book club and Janice Pinkerton."
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"- Did you ask the vamp kids? - They're still undecided."
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"There has to be a way to get people on the fence"
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"What would they do on Game of Thrones?"
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"Sorry to disturb you, sir,"
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"Choose side-o.""
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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