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Clips from South Park - Black Friday (S17E17)

"The Sony people might not be our biggest problem."
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"Twitter says they're introducing"
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"When you press his back,"
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"Have you ever been tickled on the inside?"
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"I'm lonely. Are you lonely?"
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"Can I watch you go potty?"
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"You wanna kiss the guy who does Elmo's voice?"
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"Stop touching me, Elmo!"
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"Elmo also helps kids brush their teeth"
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"Don't miss out on this holiday season's biggest gift,"
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"Stop Touching Me Elmo."
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"Available at South Park Mall, starting Black Friday."
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"A new Elmo doll."
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"You've murdered us!"
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"Oh, God, they're already lining up."
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"Elmo."
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"the line starts on that side of the rope."
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"That's the line for Black Friday,"
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"Give me Elmo."
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"Do you side with those wanting Xboxes,"
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"and fight for PS4s?"
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"You know that the PS4 is a better choice."
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"Uh, we're just gonna wait"
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"- No, you can't do that. - You can't do that."
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"Don't you see this is about more than Black Friday?"
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"then that will become the standard."
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"The PS4 would be like Betamax was to VHS."
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"What's Betamax?"
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"Lady McKormick, I was hoping I could talk to you about Kyle."
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"[muffled]"
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"I'm not sure if his heart is in the right place."
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"If he were to ever switch sides,"
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"it could make Stan's army problematic for us."
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"come in the way of what's rightfully ours."
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"to help us get inside those doors."
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"[muffled]"
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"Lady McKormick."
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"No, it's my damn garden,"
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"and I'm sick of you kids dressing up"
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"and having talks of betrayal in it!"
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"# Buzz, buzz, buzz #"
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"70-inch television. That would be good."
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"Ooh, but 80% off a computer."
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"Oh! Yes, sir."
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"No, I was just looking at all these great things"
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"Listen, I know why you took this part-time job."
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"You-you do?"
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"Same reason I do it every year."
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"I really appreciate what you're doing."
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"When I see folks like you,"
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"Buzz, buzz."
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"Word is that the sixth graders all prefer Xbox too"
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"and will team up with Cartman as well."
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"We're just a dying breed, Stan."
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"Xbox is going to win this whole thing."
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"So we're just gonna let other kids decide"
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"Huh?"
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"but we thought you should see this."
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"and if the first people inside their mall all got Xboxes,"
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"well, it clearly looks bad for our image."
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"everyone goes for this Black Friday?"
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"It just might be the PlayStation 4."
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"they're offering a special Black Friday bundle"
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"called the "Brack Friday Bunduru,""
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"which will include four controllers,"
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"and allow you to automatically preorder"
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"for Metal Gear Solid V."
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"No doubt Sony has just raised the stakes."
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"Sir Kyle, I know that Sony's offering"
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"automatically let you preorder Metal Gear Solid V?"
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"Sir Kyle, preorder doesn't mean shit, okay?"
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"A big dick in your mouth."
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"- No, we've been here! - We're waiting!"
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"To hold places in line, we're handing out wristbands."
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"Now go! Oh!"
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"The watch is yours now."
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"I took this job to be at the front of the line"
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"Ha."
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"Now you know how serious this is."
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"Don't let Black Friday be the end."
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"We have work to do."
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"[all shouting]"
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"I can't guarantee you will live,"
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"but I can guarantee that before this is over,"
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"[all shouting]"
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"[all cheering]"
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"[rat squeaking]"
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"what you've gotten yourselves into."
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"is by sticking together."
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"But I warn you,"
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"# #"
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"Do you guys know what this is all about?"
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"[banging]"
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"But soon we will be fighting the greatest battle"
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"The day after Thanksgiving,"
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"Whoo! Spooky!"
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"What chance do we have?"
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"Well, it's almost Thanksgiving,"
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"because it does help us slip through the crowd"
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"when the doors open."
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"they can kiss my fat vagina,"
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"One thing's for sure,"
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"Sorry, I haven't watched it yet."
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"who will fight by our side."
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"Are there no other factions we can call to our aid?"
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"Enjoy the boredom while you can."
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"started showing up at midnight on Thursday."
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"God, the sounds that they made."
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"I saw a woman pick up her daughter by the ankle"
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"When it was over,"
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"You think it's because gay wieners are less threatening"
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"Yeah, I know, winter is coming,"
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"I thought we were getting PlayStation 4s."
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"when I said we're gonna get the next gen gaming systems,"
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"I was obviously talking about Xboxes."
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"Oh, it's gonna be like that, is it?"
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"Everyone who wants to get PS4s, join with us."
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"Stan, the PS4 doesn't have the seamless transition"
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"I told you I thought the PS4 was better,"
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