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Clips from Natalie’s Rap 2 - SNL

"But... I've matured a lot."
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Put a dildo on a switchblade, switchblade, switchblade (Woo!)"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Yeah, he twinkle his toes, but he give me good D, though"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Wrap a good burrito"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"And do you find it difficult juggling kids and a career?"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"When I gave birth, I didn't even push"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Hell yeah, I'm positive"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Tell me why"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Now bend over and spread them because you about to get raped"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Better than what?"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"While I sit dead on your face and take a shit"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Oh, Natalie... Yeah?"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Why don't you fill us in on what it's like to be you?"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"I'm sorry, what?"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Xannies dissolving in my Pinot"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Brain gone off that fucking Ayahuasca, boy"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Wow, I gotta say it seems like you're almost exactly the same, but with current references."
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Untrue. I'm a mother now. It's really changed my perspective."
Natalie’s Rap 2
"You can juggle these nuts."
Natalie’s Rap 2
"I don't dance now, I make mommy moves"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"And when my water broke, you know it drowned the doctor"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"That you're going down while I'm bumping "My Prerogative""
Natalie’s Rap 2
"(Damn!)"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"No"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Oh, well they're really good! They're much better than..."
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Say something 'bout the motherfucking prequels, bitch! (They were good!)"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Now kiss him right on his seventeen dicks (What?)"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"He cries himself to sleep every night"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"That little shit ain't mine!"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Oh, Natalie... What?"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"You're a mess, Carl."
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Okay, well, that's all the time we have."
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Natalie, one last question"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"How's that for impact?"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Well, actually — oh, no..."
Natalie’s Rap 2
"My man dance, but he's not a ballerino"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"And I'm seven days sober, I swear on his life!"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Fucked your husband and his best friend just for sport, man"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"I was blazed out, smoking bomb kush"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Tell your tourist parents I'ma turn you into a foster boy!"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Black out and go motherfucking Black Swan"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Ha, I guess I'm showing my age"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Okay, ya bish."
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Please come meet your baby"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Yeah, Portman, Portman, Portman, Portman, Portman, Portman"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"They say I'm sex-positive"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Now, Natalie, the last time you were here, I heard things got a little out of control."
Natalie’s Rap 2
"—do you think those "Time's Up" pins have had the impact that you were hoping for?"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"We're here today with film star Natalie Portman."
Natalie’s Rap 2
"You know it's clickbait, clickbait, clickbait"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Yeah, well, I was going through a really weird time then."
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Tide Pods only fucking thing I snack on"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"...shit"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Fascinating stuff. Now I have to ask, Natalie, have you seen the new Star Wars movies?"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"Say something fucking nice about Jar-Jar Binks (He's tall?)"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"AH!"
Natalie’s Rap 2
"No more questions."
Natalie’s Rap 2
"It's been twelve long years"
Natalie’s Rap 2