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Clips from Seinfeld - The Pool Guy (S07E07)

"Why not call it what it is?"
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"Who is redialling and redialling?"
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"Who do you think would win a fight between me..."
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"...and gorgeous George here?"
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"- Why? - George fights dirty."
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"Really? What would you do?"
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"So listen, you're not doing anything tomorrow, are you?"
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"You hate other women and they hate you."
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"- How about the 8:30? - Saddle up and ride."
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"- You wanna get something to eat first? - No, I'm good."
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"Yeah, why not Susan?"
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"Too many chicks know my number."
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"Will you put her on the phone?"
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"I really think I should have been consulted about this."
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"Here. Something."
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"Oh, that sounds great. Oh, I love that sort of stuff."
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"- Why? - A little buffer zone."
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"If we were at my place on the couch, would we sit right next to each other?"
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"- No, you got a point. - All right."
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"I can't."
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"- Hey, Ramon. - I took a lot of napkins."
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"- You want some? - Oh, no, thanks."
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"- Your idea? - Yeah?"
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"What'd you do that for?"
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"She was looking for someone to go to the show with."
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"Well, that was really a stupid thing."
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"I didn't know. Kramer told me about the worlds."
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"You couldn't figure out the worlds theory for yourself?"
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"It's just common sense."
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"Anybody knows you gotta keep your worlds apart."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"No, no, no, no."
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"555-3455."
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"Yeah, so people are just dialling it by mistake and getting you."
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"Well, it must have been one hell of a party."
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"And then back to her place, strip down to bra and panties for a tickle fight?"
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"That's what you think girls do, isn't it?"
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"Yes, I do."
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"Yeah, well, I don't really give a sh-"
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"Hey, buddy, what's going on?"
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"Yeah, Cupid's Rif/e. Eight-thirty, Sony Lincoln Square."
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"Yeah, no, no, no. No problem. Yeah."
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"Cosmo here."
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"All right, there's an 8:30 and a 10: 15 showing."
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"- Who? Who is Ramon? - He's the pool guy."
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"Hey, Jerry, how are you, crazy guy?"
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"- What are you doing around here? - I was in the neighbourhood."
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"- I figured I'd check you out. - I kind of had some things to do."
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"Just, you know, I don't know. Stuff I gotta do."
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"All right."
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"- It's obvious. Can you believe that? - All right, Ramon. I'm gonna get going."
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"- I think we should separate here. - What are you trying to say, Jerry?"
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"Yeah. So what?"
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"Are you gonna start to talk like Elaine from now on?"
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"I don't know."
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"...but there is also independent George."
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"- I love that George. - Me too. And he's dying, Jerry."
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"...he will kill independent George."
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"You see what I'm talking about?"
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"It's all just slipping away."
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"There's no higher place than Mountain High. Rated R."
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"What happened to all the towels?"
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"- You're meeting at the coffee shop? - Yeah."
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"I'm meeting George for lunch at the coffee shop."
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"- I'll wait for him outside. - Wait here. Come on, sit down."
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"This is gonna be ugly."
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"...four."
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"- Hey, George! - No, we'll pull up another chair."
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"I see you there, Ramon."
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"Because I'm a member here, this is my place to swim."
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"Ollie, ollie, oxen free!"
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"I think he's gonna need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation."
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"You go."
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"Yeah, but you pulled him in."
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"Yeah. Maybe."
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"Love, Susan."
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"With Jerry, huh? With Jerry. Great. Great."
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"You've selected Agent Zero."
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"You've selected Brown-Eyed Gir/."
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"...please enter your five-digit ZIP code now."
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"...in the main theatre at 9:30 p. m."
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"Yeah, now I got you."
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"It's also playing in theatre number two at 9:00."
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"- I thought he was with them. - That's not the guy."
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"What is he doing in the Chunnel?"
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"Everybody out of the Chunne/! Everybody out of the Chunne/!"
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"Laughing and lying and laughing."
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"I had to go to Reggie's, Jerry. Reggie's."
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"Hey, are you sure you got the right theatre?"
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"- Why not? - Well, you know..."
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"See you."
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"They're killing independent George! They're all in on it!"
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"Worlds are colliding!"
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"You're in big trouble now."
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"You've been stealing my business."
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"Leave your numeric message now, and then press Archie's head."
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"And what is that redial button? Let's face it."
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"This is like the harassment key for people in a fight, you know."
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"You can't do that to me."
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"What do you mean?"
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"...and the punches started flying, who would win?"
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"Well, I think that's pretty obvious."
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"Yeah, me too."
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"- Hey, Elaine. - Hey."
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"George."
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"Pull hair, poke eyes, groin stuff. Whatever I gotta do."
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"Because I have an extra ticket to the historical clothing exhibit at the Met."
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"I'm sorry."
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"George?"
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"Would I want to see what Mary Todd wore to Lincoln's funeral?"
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"There's nobody I can go with."
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"You know what? I don't have one female friend left."
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"Well, no, of course, you don't. You're a man's woman."
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"Thank you."
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"I wonder if Susan-?"
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"No, I better just go."
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"All right. See you."
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"Hey, why don't you ask Susan?"
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"- George's Susan? - Yeah."
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