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Clips from Life of Brian (1979)

"You ought to be ashamed of yourselves."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- The who? - The Messiah!"
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"There's no messiah in here."
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"There's a mess, all right, but no messiah. Now, go away."
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"Brian! Brian!"
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"Well, they think I'm the Messiah, Mum."
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"What have you been telling them?"
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"- Nothing. I only - You're only making it worse for yourself."
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"- I can explain. - Let me explain, Mrs. Cohen!"
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"- Your son is a born leader."
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"Those people out there are following him because they believe in him."
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"They believe he can give them hope hope of a new life,"
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"a new world, a better future!"
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"That's Judith, Mum. Judith, Mother."
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"Hmm. Aaah!"
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"Messiah! Show us the Messiah!"
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"He's a very naughty boy. Now, go away!"
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"- Who are you? - I'm his mother, that's who."
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"Behold his mother! Behold his mother!"
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"Blessed art thou! Hosanna!"
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"Well, now don't think you can get around me like that."
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"- Did you hear what I said? - Yes!"
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"Oh, I see. It's like that, is it?"
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"- Yes! - Oh, all right, then."
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"- Do you understand? - Yes."
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"- Promise? - Well... all right."
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"All right, here he is, then. Come on, Brian. Come and talk."
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"- But, Mum, Judith. - Oh, leave that Welsh tart alone."
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"I don't really want to."
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"Brian! Brian! Brian! Brian!"
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"- Good morning. - A blessing! A blessing!"
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"I've got one or two things to say."
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"Look, you've got it all wrong."
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"You've got to think for yourselves."
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"You're all individuals."
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"You're all different."
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"Yes, we're all different!"
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"- I'm not. - Shhh."
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"You've all got to work it out for yourselves."
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"Yes, we've got to work it out for ourselves!"
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"Exactly."
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"No! That's the point! Don't let anyone tell you what to do!"
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"Otherwise Ow!"
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"That's enough. That's enough."
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"Ooh, that wasn't a minute!"
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"- Oh, yes it was! - Oh, no it wasn't!"
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"Now, stop that! And go away!"
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"- Excuse me? - Yes?"
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"Well, if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?"
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"Now, piss off!"
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"- She is. - Yeah, definitely."
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"- Morning, Savior."
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"Don't push that baby in the Savior's face."
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"The lepers are queuing."
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"- Don't push! - And keep the noise down!"
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"Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control."
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"Um, women taken in sin, line up against that wall, will you?"
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"Brian? Brian, you were fantastic."
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"You weren't so bad yourself."
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"No. What you said just now. It was quite extraordinary."
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"What? All that, was it?"
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"We don't any leaders. You're so right."
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"- Reg has been dominating us for too long. - Well, yes."
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"It's our revolution. We can all do it together."
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"- I think. I think - We're all behind you, Brian."
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"- The revolution is in your hands! - What?"
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"No, that's not what I meant at all!"
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"You're fuckin' nicked, me old beauty."
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"Right."
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"Stop it."
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"Well, Bwian, you've given us a good wun for our money, what?"
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"But this time, I guawantee you will not escape."
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"Guard, do we have any cwucifixions today?"
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"- Hail Caesar!"
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"- Hail. - The crowd outside getting restless."
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"Permission to disperse them, please."
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"Disperse them? I haven't addressed them yet."
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"- Hail Caesar. - Hail Thaesar,"
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"You're not"
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"Are you not thinking of giving it a miss this year, then, sir?"
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"Give it a miss?"
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"Weally, centuwion, I'm surpwised to hear a man like you..."
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"wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels."
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"- Il really wouldn't, sir. - Out of the way, centuwion."
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"Let me come with you, Pontius."
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"Well, quite frankly, siblings, I think five years is optimistic..."
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"unless we can smash the Roman Empire within the next 12 months."
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"- Twelve months, yeah? - Twelve months."
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"And let's face it, as empires go, this is the big one,"
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"so we gotta get up off our asses and stop just talkin' about it."
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"- Hear! Hear! - It's action that counts, not words."
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"- And we need action now! - Hear! Hear!"
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"You're right. We could sit around here all day,"
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"talkin', passin' resolutions, makin' clever speeches."
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"It's not gonna shift one Roman soldier!"
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"So let's just stop gabbin' on about it. It's completely pointless."
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"- And it's gettin' us nowhere. - Right!"
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"I agree. This is a complete waste of time."
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"- They've arrested Brian! - What? What?"
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"They dragged him off! They want to crucify him!"
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"Right! This calls for immediate discussion!"
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"- What? - lmmediate!"
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"- Right. - New motion?"
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"that there be immediate action"
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"- Once the vote has been taken. - Obviously once the vote's been taken."
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"- You can't act on a resolution till you've voted on it. - Reg, let's go now, please!"
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"All you've got to do is to go out of that door now..."
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"and try to stop the Romans nailing him up!"
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"Can't you understand?"
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"Oh!"
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"- Ooh. Ooh. Yup."
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"A little ego trip from the feminists?"
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"- What? - Oh, sorry, Loretta?"
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"Next? Crucifixion?"
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"- Yes. - Good."
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"Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each."
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"- Yes. - Good."
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"Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each."
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"Next? Crucifixion?"
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"- Uh, no, freedom. - Mmm? What?"
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