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Clips from Life of Brian (1979)

"- What? - We are three wise men."
Life of Brian (1979)
"We must pay homage to him."
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"Sorry the place is a bit of a mess."
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"- Well, Capricorn. - Capricorn, eh? What are they like?"
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"Praise unto you, Brian, and to the Lord, our Father. Amen."
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"- You do a lot of this, then? - What?"
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"That That's mine! Hey, he's a baby! Oh!"
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"The babe they called Brian"
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"A boy called Brian"
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"This boy"
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"Whose name was Brian"
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"And he grew"
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"Yes, he grew up to be"
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"And his voice dropped down low"
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"- Aah!"
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"How blessed are the sorrowful. They shall find consolation."
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"Well, I can't hear a thing. Let's go to the stoning."
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"- Oh, come on, Brian. - Will you be quiet?"
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"Don't pick your nose."
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"- Don't you call my husband Big Nose. - Well, he has got a big nose."
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"Could you be quiet, please? What was that?"
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"Oh, lay off him."
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"- I really will slug you so hard - Oh, it's the meek!"
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"Blessed is just about anyone with a vested interest in the status quo."
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"- That's disgusting."
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"Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me"
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"- Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!"
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"I'm warning you, if you say Jehovah once more"
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"Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone..."
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"Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that?"
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"- Bless you, sir. - Alms for the poor."
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"- Alms for a leper. - Alms for an exleper."
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"Spare a talent for an old exleper?"
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"That's just what Jesus said, sir."
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"Oh, uh, hello, officer."
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"If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't have all this."
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"- Well, you know you were asking me about your - My nose?"
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"Well, I suppose I should've told you a long time ago"
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"He was a Roman, Brian."
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"- You mean you were raped? - Well, at first, yes."
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"as much gold as I could eat."
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"- Or herself. - or herself"
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"Why are you always on about women, Stan?"
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"- What? - I want to be a woman."
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"- What? - It's my right as a man."
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"- Sister. Sorry. - What's the point?"
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"It's dangerous out there."
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"Larks' tongues. Otters' noses. Ocelot spleens."
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"All right. Bag of otters' noses, then."
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"Right. You're in."
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"Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans..."
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"lre, eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt."
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"Um, oh, oh, i."
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"Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you. Hail Caesar and everything, sir."
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"- Any questions? - What exactly are the demands?"
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"- Cut her head off? - Cut all her bits off."
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"They bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. They did give us that."
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"- lrrigation. - Medicine."
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"All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine,"
Life of Brian (1979)
"education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads,"
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"- Brought peace. - Oh, peace! Shut up!"
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"It's all right, Matthias."
Life of Brian (1979)
"but before you join us, know this:"
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"But otherwise, we're solid. Are you with us?"
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"Tell him about the raid on Pilate's palace, Francis."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Our commando unit will approach from Fish Street under cover of night..."
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"If questioned, we are sewage workers on our way to a conference."
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"will be coordinating consultant at the drain head,"
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"Oh, yes, solidarity, Reg."
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"There is a Roman feast later in the evening, so you must move fast."
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"Turning left here, we enter the CaesarAugustus memorial sewer,"
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"This has just been retiled. So, terrorists, careful with those weapons."
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"Who's that?"
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"- What do you mean? - You must've slipped him a few shekels."
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"Slipped him a few shekels? You saw him spit in my face."
Life of Brian (1979)
"I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face."
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"Manacles?"
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"Oh, lay off me! I've had a hard time!"
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"You've had a hard time? I've been here five years."
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"- Crucifixion? - Yeah, first offense."
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"- Guard! - Nail him up, I say!"
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"unless you're prepared to do a fair day's work for a fair day's"
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"- Shut up! - Right, right."
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"- Hail Caesar. - Hail."
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"Now, what is your name, Jew?"
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"So, you dare to waid us?"
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"Oh, yes, thwow him to the floor, please."
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"Really? What was his name?"
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"Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this."
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"I will not have my friends widiculed by the common soldiewy."
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"He has a wife, you know?"
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"- Silence! Quiet! Pwaetowian guards!"
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"shall ride forth on a threeheaded serpent!"
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"Yea, it is written in the Book of Cyril..."
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"All right. Do we have to?"
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"- All right, I'll give you ten. - That's more like it."
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"- Seventeen? - No, no, no, no. Seventeen."
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"- That's what you told me to say! - Oh, dear."
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"Oh, shit!"
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"Quiet! Silly person."
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"Guards, search the house."
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"You know the penalty laid down by Roman law..."
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"You're weird."
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"Whew, that was lucky."
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"Have a scone. Make yourself at home. You klutz!"
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"or you might get judged yourself."
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"- Who, me? - Yes."
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"- What's wrong with it? - Nothing. Take it."
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"I haven't got anything against the birds."
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"I don't know. And he gave them some talents."
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"- There were two or three. - Oh, get off!"
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"Now hear this! Blessed are they..."
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"- Three. - who convert their neighbor's asses."
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"- And to them only shall be given"
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"to them only..."
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"shall be given"
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"- Yes, you were going to say something. - No, I finished."
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"- Nineteen! - No, there he is. Over there."
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"- Give me your shoe! - Get off!"
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