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Clips from Life of Brian (1979)

"Found this spoon, sir."
Life of Brian (1979)
"We'll be back, oddball."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Open up!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- ln that time - The serpent, he shall strike you"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Don't pass judgement on other people..."
Life of Brian (1979)
"or else you might get judged too."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Thank you very much. - Not just you. All of you."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- That's a nice gourd. - What?"
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"- How much do you want for the gourd? - You can have it."
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"- Have it? - Yes. Consider the lilies."
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"- Don't you want to haggle? - No. In the field."
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"- Consider the lilies? - Well, the birds, then."
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"- What birds? - Any birds."
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"- Why? - Well, have they got jobs?"
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"- Who? - The birds."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Have the birds got jobs?"
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"- Well, good luck to 'em. - Yeah, they're very pretty."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Okay. And you're much more important than they are, right?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Consider the lilies. - He's having a go at the flowers now!"
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"- It's yours. - Two, then."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Look, there was this man, and he had two servants."
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"What were they called? What were their names?"
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"- You don't know? - Well, it doesn't matter."
Life of Brian (1979)
"It really doesn't matter. The point is, there were these two servants."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- He's making it up as he goes along. - No, I'm not!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"And he gave them Wait, were there three?"
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"- Oh, he's terrible."
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"- For they shall inhibit their girth. - Rubbish!"
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"- What? - Hmm?"
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"- Shall be given what? - Oh, nothing."
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"- What were you going to say? - Nothing."
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"- Tell us before you go. - I'm finished."
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"- Won't say! - It ain't a secret, is it?"
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"- Must be, otherwise he'd tell us. - Tell us."
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"- Leave me alone. - What is the secret?"
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"- ls it the secret of eternal life? - He won't say."
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"If I knew the secret of eternal life, I wouldn't say."
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"- Leave me alone! - Just tell me, please."
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"- Go away! - Tell us, master."
Life of Brian (1979)
"This is his gourd."
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"We will carry it for you, master."
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"- Master? - He's gone!"
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"- He's been taken up."
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"He's been taken up!"
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"Look! Oh! Oh!"
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"For this is his sign that all who follow him shall do likewise!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Yes! - No, no. The shoe is a sign..."
Life of Brian (1979)
"that we must gather shoes together in abundance."
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"No, let us gather shoes together! Let me!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"No, it is a sign that, like him, we must think not of the things of the body..."
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"but of the face and head."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Put it on! - Clear off!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Take the shoes and follow him!"
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"Iike the seeds of the grain."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Hey! ls there another way down?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Is there another path down to the river?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Please, please help me. I've got to get"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Oh, my foot! Oh"
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"- Shhh. - Oh, damn, damn, damn!"
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"- I'm sorry. - Oh, damn, damn it! Blast it!"
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"- I'm sorry. Shhh. - Don't you shhh me."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Eighteen years of total silence, and you shhh me!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- What? - I've kept my vow for 18 years..."
Life of Brian (1979)
"It doesn't matter now. I might as well enjoy myself."
Life of Brian (1979)
"For the last 18 years, I've wanted to shout..."
Life of Brian (1979)
"and sing and scream my name out!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Hava nagila, hava nagila"
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"Hava nagila"
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"Oh, I'm alive! I'm alive! Hello, birds. Hello, trees."
Life of Brian (1979)
"I'm alive! I'm alive!"
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"Hava nagila Hava n'ra, n'ra"
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"Master! Master! Master!"
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"- Master! - The master! He is here!"
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"Speak! Speak to us, master. Speak to us!"
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"Go away!"
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"How shall we go away, master?"
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"Give us a sign!"
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"He has given us a sign! He has brought us to this place!"
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"I didn't bring you here. You just followed me."
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"Oh, it's still a good sign by any standard."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Master, your people have walked many miles to be with you!"
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"They are weary and have not eaten."
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"It's not my fault they haven't eaten."
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"There is no food in this high mountain!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"What about the juniper bushes over there?"
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"A miracle! A miracle!"
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"He has made the bush fruitful by his words!"
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"They've brought forth juniper berries."
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"Do not tempt him, shallow ones!"
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"Is not the miracle of the juniper bushes enough?"
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"I say, those are my juniper bushes!"
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"- They are a gift from God. - They're all I've got to eat."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Lord, I am affected by a bald patch."
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"I'm healed! The master has healed me!"
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"I didn't touch him!"
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"I was blind, and now I can see!"
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"A miracle! A miracle!"
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"A miracle! He is the Messiah!"
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"He hurt my foot!"
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"- Hurt my foot! - Hurt mine!"
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"- Hail Messiah! - I'm not the Messiah."
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"I say you are, Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few."
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"I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen?"
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"I'm not the Messiah! Do you understand? Honestly!"
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"Only the true Messiah denies his divinity."
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"What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me?"
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"All right, I am the Messiah!"
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"He is! He is the Messiah!"
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"Now, fuck off!"
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"You told these people to eat my juniper berries!"
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"and then you try to clean up on my juniper bushes!"
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"Cockadoodledoo!"
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"Shhh."
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"- Hello, Mother. - Don't you Hello, Mother me!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"What are all those people doing out there?"
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"- Well, I - Come on. What have you been up to?"
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"There's a multitude out there!"
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"They started following me yesterday."
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"Well, they can stop following you right now."
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"Now, stop following my son!"
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