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Clips from Life of Brian (1979)

"Go home. This is motion towards, isn't it, Brian?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Dative!"
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"No, not dative!"
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"Accusative, accusative!"
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"- Domum, sir. Ad domum. - Except when domus takes the"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Locative, sir. - Which is?"
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"- Domum. - Domum."
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"- Um."
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"- Understand? - Yes, sir."
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"Now, write it out 100 times."
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"Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off."
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"Finished!"
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"Hey, bloody Romans!"
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"We're gettin' in through the underground heating system here,"
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"up through into the main audience chamber here,"
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"Having grabbed his wife, we inform Pilate that she is in our custody..."
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"and forthwith issue our demands."
Life of Brian (1979)
"We're giving Pilate two days to dismantle..."
Life of Brian (1979)
"the entire apparatus of the Roman lmperialist State,"
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"Send them back on the hour, every hour."
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"And, of course, we point out that they bear..."
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"full responsibility when we chop her up..."
Life of Brian (1979)
"and that we shall not submit to blackmail."
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"No blackmail!"
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"And not just from us. From our fathers and from our fathers' fathers."
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"And from our fathers' fathers' fathers. Yeah."
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"- And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers. - Don't labor the point."
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"And what have they ever given us in return?"
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"- The aqueduct. - What?"
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"The aqueduct."
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"And the sanitation."
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"Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like."
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"Yeah, I'll grant you, the aqueduct and sanitation are two things the Romans have done."
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"- And the roads. - Well, obviously the roads."
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"I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they?"
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"But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct and the roads"
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"- And the wine."
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"Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left."
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"- Public baths. - And it's safe to walk in the streets at night."
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"Yeah, they certainly keep order. They're the only ones who could in a place like this."
Life of Brian (1979)
"the fresh water system and public health,"
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"what have the Romans ever done for us?"
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"I'm a poor man. My sight is poor."
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"My legs are old and bent."
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"Oh, Reg. Reg, Judith."
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"- What went wrong? - The first blow has been struck."
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"- Did he finish the slogan? - A hundred times,"
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"in letters ten foot high, all the way around the palace."
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"Oh, great. Great."
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"There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death..."
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"to rid this country of the Romans once and for all."
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"- Oh, yeah, there's one."
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"Yes."
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"From now on you shall be called Brian that is called Brian."
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"and make our way to the northwestern main drain."
Life of Brian (1979)
"though he himself will not be taking part in any terrorist action..."
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"- Aren't you going to come with us? - Solidarity, brother."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Once in the sewer, timing will be of the essence."
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"And don't wear your best sandals."
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"and from there proceed directly to the hypocaust."
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"We will now be directly beneath Pilate's audience chamber itself."
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"This is the moment for Habbakuk to get out his prong."
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"Campaign for Free Galilee."
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"Oh, uh, People's Front of Judea. Officials."
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"- Oh. - What's your group doing here?"
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"We're gonna kidnap Pilate's wife, take her back, issue demands."
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"- So are we. That's our plan. - What?"
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"- We were here first. - What do you mean?"
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"- We thought of it first. - We did!"
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"Yes, a couple of years ago. We did!"
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"Come on. You got all your demands worked out, then?"
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"- Of course we have. - What are they?"
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"- Well, I'm not telling you. - Oh, come on!"
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"- Did not! - We did!"
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"You bastards, we've been planning this for months."
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"Well, tough pity for you, Fish Face. Oh!"
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"Brothers, we should be struggling together."
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"- We mustn't fight each other."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"Yeah, he's right."
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"- Right. Where were we? - You were gonna punch me."
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"Brothers!"
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"You lucky, lucky bastard."
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"What? Quite the little jailer's pet, are we?"
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"Oh, what wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face!"
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"Well, it's not exactly friendly. They have me in manacles."
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"My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be put in manacles..."
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"just for a few hours."
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"They must think the sun shines out of your ass, son."
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"They only hung me the right way up yesterday, so don't you"
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"All right, all right."
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"They must think you're Lord God Almighty."
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"- What will they do to me? - Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion."
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"Get away with crucifixion? It's"
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"- Best thing the Romans ever did for us. - What?"
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"Oh, yeah, if we didn't have crucifixion, this country'd be in a bloody mess."
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"What do you want?"
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"- Shut up, you! - Sorry."
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"Now take my case. They hung me up here five years ago."
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"Every night, they take me down for 20 minutes, then they hang me up again,"
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"And if nothing else, it's taught me to respect the Romans,"
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"and it's taught me that you'll never get anywhere in this life..."
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"- Here. - Pilate wants to see you."
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"- Me? - Come on!"
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"Pilate? What's he want to see me for?"
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"I think he wants to know which way up you want to be crucified."
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"Terrific race, the Romans. Terrific!"
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"- Only one survivor, sir. - Oh. Thwow him to the floor."
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"- What's that? - Throw him to the floor."
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"Oh."
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"- Brian, sir. - Bwian, eh?"
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"No, no. Brian."
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"- Aah!"
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"The little rascal has spiwit."
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"- Has what, sir? - Spiwit."
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"No, no. Spiwit, bwavado, a touch of dewwingdo."
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"Oh, uh, about 11, sir."
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"Stwike him, centurion, very woughly."
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"- Aah! - And thwow him to the floor, sir?"
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