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Clips from Life of Brian (1979)

"- Leave him alone! - All right, two shekels. Isn't this fun, eh?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Look, he's not giving you any money, so piss off!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- All right. Half a shekel for an old exleper? - Did you say exleper?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Sixteen years behind the bell, and proud of it, sir."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Well, what happened? - I were cured, sir."
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"- Cured? - Yes, a bloody miracle, sir."
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"- Well, who cured you? - Jesus did, sir."
Life of Brian (1979)
"I was hopping along, minding my own business."
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"All of a sudden, up he comes, cures me!"
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"One minute, I'm a leper with a trade;"
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"next minute, my livelihood's gone."
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"You're cured, mate. Bloody dogooder."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Well, why don't you go and tell him that you want to be a leper again?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"I could do that, sir. Yeah, I could do that, I suppose."
Life of Brian (1979)
"I was gonna ask him if he'd make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week."
Life of Brian (1979)
"You know, something beggable but not leprosy, which is a pain in the ass."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Brian! Come and clean your room out!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- There you are. - Thank you, sir. Thank"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Half a denary? Me bloody life story."
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"There's no pleasing some people."
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"- Oh! - Good afternoon."
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"I'll be with you in a few moments, all right, dear?"
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"- Bloody Romans! - Now look, Brian."
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"- And don't you forget it. - We don't owe the Romans anything, Mum."
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"- Well, that's not entirely true. - What do you mean?"
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"Yes. Well, there's a reason it's like it is, Brian."
Life of Brian (1979)
"What is it?"
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"- What? - Well, Brian..."
Life of Brian (1979)
"your father isn't Mr. Cohen."
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"- Well, I never thought he was. - None of your cheek!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"He was a centurion in the Roman army."
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"- Who was it? - Naughtius Maximus, his name was."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Promised me the known world, he did."
Life of Brian (1979)
"slaves, asses' milk,"
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"Then he, having his way with me, he had"
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"Yeah, so next time you go on about the bloody Romans,"
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"don't forget you're one of 'em!"
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"I'm not a Roman, Mum! And I never will be!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"I'm a kike, a Yid, a hebe, a hooknose!"
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"I'm kosher, Mum! I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Sex, sex, sex. That's all they think about, huh?"
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"Well, how are you, then, officer?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Ladies and gentlemen, the next contest..."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Frank Goliath, the Macedonian babycrusher,"
Life of Brian (1979)
"and Boris Mineburg."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Dromedary pretzels, only half a denar. Tuscany fried bats."
Life of Brian (1979)
"I do feel, Reg, that any antilmperialist group like ours..."
Life of Brian (1979)
"must reflect such a divergence of interest within its power base."
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"provided the movement never forgets..."
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"- that it is the inalienable right of every man - Or woman."
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"or woman to rid himself"
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"- Agreed. - Thank you, brother."
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"- Or sister. - Or sister."
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"- Where was I?"
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"- I think you finished. - Oh, right."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man"
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"- Or woman. - Why don't you shut up about women?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement."
Life of Brian (1979)
"From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta."
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"Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"You want to have babies?"
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"It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them."
Life of Brian (1979)
"I'm not oppressing you. You haven't got a womb."
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"Where is the fetus gonna gestate?"
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"You're gonna keep it in a box?"
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"Here, I've got an idea."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies,"
Life of Brian (1979)
"not having a womb which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans'"
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"but that he can have the right to have babies?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors..."
Life of Brian (1979)
"for your right to have babies, brother"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- What? - What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies..."
Life of Brian (1979)
"when he can't have babies?"
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"It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Symbolic of his struggle against reality."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Got any nuts? - Haven't got any nuts. Sorry."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- I've got wrens' livers, badger spleens - No, no, no."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Otters' noses? - I don't want that Roman rubbish!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Why don't you sell proper food? - Proper food?"
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"Yeah, and not those rich, lmperialist tidbits."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Well, don't blame me. I didn't ask to sell this stuff."
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"- Are you the Judean People's Front? - Fuck off!"
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"We're the People's Front of Judea!"
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"- Can I join your group? - No. Piss off."
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"I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job."
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"- I hate the Romans as much as anybody! - Shhh. Shhh!"
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"- Are you sure? - Oh, dead sure. I hate the Romans."
Life of Brian (1979)
"you'd have to really hate the Romans."
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"- I do. - Oh, yeah? How much?"
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"A lot."
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"are the fuckin' Judean People's Front."
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"- Yeah! - Splitters!"
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"- And the Judean Popular People's Front. - Oh, yeah! Splitters!"
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"- And the People's Front of Judea. - Splitters!"
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"- What? - The People's Front of Judea."
Life of Brian (1979)
"We're the People's Front of Judea!"
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"Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front."
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"People's Front!"
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"Splitter!"
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"Oh! I think I'm about to have a cardiac arrest."
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"- Absolutely dreadful."
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"Brother! Haha! What's your name?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Brian. Brian Cohen."
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"We may have a little job for you, Brian."
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"People called Romanes, they go the house?"
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"Ilt says Romans, go home."
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"No, it doesn't. What's Latin for Roman?"
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"- Come on! - Romanes?"
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"- Goes like? - Annus?"
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"- Vocative plural of annus is? - Anni?"
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"- Romani."
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"- Eunt? What is eunt? - Go."
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"Conjugate the verb to go."
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"So eunt is?"
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"Third person plural, present indicative. They go."
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"But Romans, go home is an order, so you must use the"
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"- The imperative. - Which is?"
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"- How many Romans? - Aah! Plural, plural."
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"- Domus? Nominative?"
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