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Clips from Life of Brian (1979)

"So you're astrologers, are you? Well, what is he, then?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Hmm? - What star sign is he?"
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"He is the Son of God, our Messiah."
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"King of the Jews!"
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"- That's Capricorn, is it? - No, that's just him."
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"Oh, I was gonna say, otherwise there would be a lot of them."
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"- By what name are you calling him? - Uh, Brian."
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"We worship you, O Brian, who are lord over us all."
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"But don't worry too much about the myrrh next time, all right?"
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"Well, weren't they nice?"
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"Out of their bloody minds, but still... Iook at that!"
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"Here! Here!"
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"- Shut up!"
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"He grew"
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"A boy called Brian"
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"Grew up to be"
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"A teenager called Brian"
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"And his face became spotty"
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"No girl named Brian"
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"Not a girl named Brian"
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"And have one off the wrist"
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"Bri"
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"How blessed are those who know that He's a god."
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"How blessed are those of gentle spirit."
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"to see right prevail."
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"They shall be satisfied."
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"How blessed are those whose hearts are pure."
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"They shall see God."
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"- Speak up! - Shhh. Quiet, Mum."
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"- Shhh! - We can go to a stoning anytime."
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"I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching."
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"You was picking it while you was talking to that lady."
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"- I wasn't. - Leave it alone. Give it a rest."
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"Do you mind? I can't hear a word he's saying."
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"Don't you do you mind me! I was talking to my husband."
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"Well, go and talk to him somewhere else. I can't hear a bloody thing."
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"Don't you swear at my wife."
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"I was only asking her to shut up so we can hear what he's saying, Big Nose."
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"I was too busy talking to Big Nose."
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"I think it was, Blessed are the cheese makers."
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"What's so special about the cheese makers?"
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"Well, obviously, it's not meant to be taken literally."
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"It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products."
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"See, if you hadn't been going on, we'd have heard that, Big Nose."
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"Hey! Say that once more, I'll smash your bloody face in."
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"Better keep listening. Might be a bit about, Blessed are the Big Noses."
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"Oh, you're not so bad yourself, Conch Face."
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"Where are you two from, Nose City?"
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"Language! And don't pick your nose."
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"I wasn't gonna pick my nose. I was gonna thump him!"
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"- Hear that? Blessed are the Greek. - The Greek?"
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"Well, apparently he's going to inherit the earth."
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"- Did anyone catch his name? - You're not gonna thump anybody."
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"I'll thump him if he calls me Big Nose again."
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"- Oh, shut up, Big Nose. - Oh! Right. I warned you."
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"Blessed are the meek! Oh, that's nice, isn't it?"
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"I'm glad they're getting something, 'cause they have a hell of a time."
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"Listen, I'm only telling the truth. You have got a very big nose."
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"Hey, your nose gonna be three foot wide across your face when I'm finished!"
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"- Shhh! - Who hit yours, then? Goliath's big brother?"
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"Oh. Right. That's your last warning."
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"Oh, do pipe down."
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"Silly bitch. Get in the way on me."
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"Oh, come on. Let's go to the stoning."
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"All right."
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"Yes, yes. Absolutely, Reg. Yes, I see."
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"All right."
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"It's the chap with a big nose's fault. He started it all."
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"Oh, I hate wearing these beards."
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"Why aren't women allowed to go to stonings, Mum?"
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"It's written, that's why."
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"Oh, look, I haven't got time to go to no stonings."
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"He's not well again."
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"- Stone, sir?"
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"No, they got them up there, lying around on the ground."
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"Oh, not like these, sir. Look at this."
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"Feel the quality of that. That's craftsmanship, sir."
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"Well, all right. We'll have two with points and a big, flat one."
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"- Can I have a flat one, Mum? - Shhh!"
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"- Sorry. Dad. - All right."
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"Two points, two flats and a packet of gravel."
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"Packet of gravel. Should be a good one this afternoon."
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"- Who? - Local boy."
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"- Oh, good. - Enjoy yourselves."
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"Matthias, son of Deuteronomy of Gath?"
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"- Do I say yes? Yes. - Yes."
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"of uttering the name of our Lord."
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"- And so as a blasphemer..."
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"- Look, I'd had a lovely supper,"
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"and all I said to my wife was,"
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"That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah."
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"Are there any women here today?"
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"Ow! Lay off! We haven't started yet!"
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"Who threw that stone? Come on."
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"She did! She did!"
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"He did! He did!"
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"Sorry. I thought we'd started."
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"- Go to the back."
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"Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?"
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"Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying Jehovah."
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"- You're only making it worse for yourself."
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"Making it worse? How could it be worse?"
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"Him, him, him."
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"- Was it you? - Yes."
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"- Right - Well, you did say Jehovah."
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"Stop! Will you stop that?"
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"until I blow this whistle."
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"Do you understand? Even and I want to make this absolutely clear"
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"Even if they do say Jehovah."
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"- Have I got a big nose, Mum? - Oh, stop thinking about sex."
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"Is it too big? ls it too small?"
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"Bloody donkey owners. All the same, ain't they?"
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"Never have any change. Oh, here's a touch."
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"- Spare a talent for an old exleper? - Buzz off!"
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"A talent? That's more than he earns in a month!"
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"- Half a talent, then. - Now, go away!"
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"- Come on, Big Nose, let's haggle. - What?"
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"You open at one shekel. I start at 2,000. We close about 1,800."
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"- No. - 1,750?"
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"- Go away! - 1,740?"
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