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Clips from Life of Brian (1979)

"Well, where's Reg?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"We We need doers in our movement, Brian,"
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"Now, this is the palace on Caesar's Square."
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"Reg, our glorious leader and founder of the P.F.J.,"
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"as he has a bad back."
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"The Judean People's Front!"
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"No, no, the Romans!"
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"What"
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"- Guard! - Nail some sense into him!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- I want you to move me to another cell."
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"- Aah! - Oh, look at that! Bloody favoritism."
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"which I regard as very fair in view of what I've done."
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"- What? - Thwow him to the floor again, sir?"
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"Aah!"
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"- Naughtius Maximus."
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"What's funny about Biggus Dickus?"
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"Silence! What is all this insolence?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- lncontinentia Buttocks."
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"And the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures!"
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"Oh, tell me what to say, please!"
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"Four? For this gourd?"
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"- Judges. - Judges."
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"Hello?"
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"Well, don't worry. You've not seen the last of us, weirdo."
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"I'm sorry, Reg."
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"My nose is knackered."
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"Well done, sergeant."
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"- What? - I said, don't pass judgement on other people..."
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"- What's the matter with him? - Says the birds are scrounging."
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"So what are you worrying about? There you are. See?"
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"- Give the flowers a chance. - I'll give you one for it."
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"- They were called Simon and Adrian. - You said you didn't know!"
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"- No, you don't. - Why won't he tell?"
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"- We were here first."
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"- Ten! - It is his gourd!"
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"- What? - Let us, like him, hold up one shoe!"
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"Cast off the shoes. Follow the gourd!"
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"Follow the gourd, the Holy Gourd of Jerusalem!"
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"Oh, just go away and leave me alone!"
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"Of course! They're juniper bushes! What do you expect!"
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"Just leave me alone!"
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"- Seize him! - Leave him alone!"
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"- Who's that?"
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"Hail to thee, mother of Brian!"
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"You don't need to follow me."
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"You don't need to follow anybody."
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"Yes, we're all individuals!"
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"Incurables, you'll just have to wait for a few minutes."
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"I know, sir, but"
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"Well, it's just that they're in a rather funny mood today, sir."
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"It's happening, Reg! Something's actually happening, Reg!"
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"Wome is your fwiend."
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"- Yeah Shh! Shh! - Shut up!"
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"Samson the Sadducee Strangler, sir. Uh, Silus the Assyrian Assassin."
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"- Well I know where to get it, if you want it."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"However, I have been asked to read the following prepared statement..."
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"- Mum! - I don't know what the world's coming to."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Other things just make you swear and curse."
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"Always look on the light side of life"
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"Life's a piece of shit when you look at it"
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"Always look on the bright side of life"
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"He had arms and legs"
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"You lucky bastard."
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"Oh, shut up!"
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"Coming."
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"He doesn't know what they were called!"
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"He's not coming out, and that's my final word."
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"Right. Now item four: Attainment of world supremacy within the next five years."
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"for what you're doing for us, Brian,"
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"A teenager called Brian"
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"And things started to grow"
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"And the bezan shall be huge and black..."
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"And the whoring shall be on the head of Addius."
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"He has given us his shoe!"
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"Right. Now we have 140. Nice, round number, eh, Biggus?"
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"Shhh. Shhh."
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"- Judean People's Front! - Wankers."
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"- Education. - Yeah, all right. Fair enough."
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"- A Woman? - No, no. Roman."
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"That's not the point. We thought of it before you."
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"a member of the terrorist organization, the People's Front of Judea."
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"- Holes from every bitch you got germs from - Jumbo jets"
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"a man shall strike his donkey and his nephew's donkey."
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"Brian"
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"- What happened to the Popular Front? - He's over there."
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"- The gourd! - Hold up the sandal, as he has commanded us."
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"- No, it isn't! - Cast it away!"
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"Lay your hands on me, quick!"
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"- Uh, a bit thundery, sir. - Take him away."
Life of Brian (1979)
"and if you keep your backs hard up against the cross beam,"
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"All praise to thee, now and always!"
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"No, no. Please. Please, please listen."
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"Welease Bwian! Welease Bwian!"
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"Really!"
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"I'm gonna give you one more chance."
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"- Vroom, like a rat out of an aqueduct! - The bastard!"
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"- No, he's not. - An unbeliever!"
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"And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing"
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"Grew up to be"
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"and the young shall not know where lieth..."
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"- Out! - Gold, frankincense, myrrh."
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"Hail Messiah!"
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"- Brian? - Judith?"
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"Centurion, do you have anyone of that name in the garrison?"
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"Centuwion, why do they titter so?"
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"Right. This is the plan."
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"- I'm sorry. Bit of a hurry."
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"Beard, madame?"
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"- Are you a virgin? - I beg your pardon!"
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"for harboring a known criminal?"
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"- ls that his gourd? - Yeah, but it's under offer."
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"I'm a Roman! Il can prove it! Honestly!"
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"- He's a wobber!"
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"The shoe is the sign. Let us follow his example."
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"My fwiend Biggus Dickus has come all the way from Wome."
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"Leave him alone!"
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"Nothing will come from nothing. You know what they say?"
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"Always look on the right side of life"
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"To what, sir?"
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