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Clips from Life of Brian (1979)

"Um, it's not my cross. I was, um, holding it for someone."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Just lie down. I haven't got all day."
Life of Brian (1979)
"No, of course. Look. I hate to make a fuss"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Look. We've had a busy day. There's 140 of you lot to get up."
Life of Brian (1979)
"We don't want any more Samaritans around here."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Belt up! Will you let me down if he comes back?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"You don't have to do this. You don't have to take orders."
Life of Brian (1979)
"I like orders."
Life of Brian (1979)
"See? Not so bad, once you're up."
Life of Brian (1979)
"You being rescued, then, are you?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"It's a bit late for that now, isn't it?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Oh, now, now. We've got a couple of days up here."
Life of Brian (1979)
"if he can keep off the tail for more than 20 minutes."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Oh? - Randy little bugger."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Up and down like the Assyrian Empire."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Hello. Your family arrived, then?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Reg!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"on behalf of the movement."
Life of Brian (1979)
"We the People's Front of Judea brackets, officials, end brackets"
Life of Brian (1979)
"do hereby convey our sincere fraternal and sisterly greetings..."
Life of Brian (1979)
"to you, Brian, on this, the occasion of your martyrdom."
Life of Brian (1979)
"What? Your death will stand as a landmark..."
Life of Brian (1979)
"in the continuing struggle to liberate the parent land..."
Life of Brian (1979)
"from the hands of the Roman imperialist aggressors,"
Life of Brian (1979)
"education, viniculture and any other Romans contributing..."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Signed, on behalf of the P.F.J., etc."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Reg, wwhat are you going to - Goodbye, Brian, and thanks."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Well done, Brian. Keep it up, lad."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Terrific work, Brian."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Right. And"
Life of Brian (1979)
"For he's a jolly good fellow"
Life of Brian (1979)
"For he's a jolly good fellow"
Life of Brian (1979)
"And so say all of us"
Life of Brian (1979)
"And so say all of"
Life of Brian (1979)
"You bastards!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- I have an order for his release. - You stupid bastards!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Uh, I'm Brian of Nazareth. - What?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Yeah, Ill'm Brian of Nazareth. - Take him down."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- I'm Brian of Nazareth! - I'm Brian!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- I'm Brian! - I'm Brian!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- I'm Brian! - I'm Brian, and so's my wife!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- I'm Brian! - I'm Brian!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Take him away and release him."
Life of Brian (1979)
"No, I'm only joking. I'm not really Brian. No, I'm not Brian."
Life of Brian (1979)
"I was only It was a joke. I'm only pulling your leg."
Life of Brian (1979)
"It's a joke! I'm not him! I'm just having you on! Put me back!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Forward all!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- The Judean People's Front!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"We are the Judean People's Front Crack Suicide Squad."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Suicide Squad, attack!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"That showed them."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- You silly sods."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Brian! Brian! Brian!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Judith! - Terrific! Great!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Reg has explained it all to me. I think it's great, what you're doing."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Thank you, Brian."
Life of Brian (1979)
"I'll, I'll never forget you."
Life of Brian (1979)
"So there you are!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"To think of all the love and affection I've wasted on you."
Life of Brian (1979)
"in the autumn years of her life,"
Life of Brian (1979)
"all I can say is, go ahead, be crucified!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"See if I care. I might have known"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Mum!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Some things in life are bad."
Life of Brian (1979)
"They can really make you mad."
Life of Brian (1979)
"When you're chewing on life's gristle"
Life of Brian (1979)
"And this'll help things turn out for the best"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Always look on the bright side of life"
Life of Brian (1979)
"lf life seems jolly rotten there's something you've forgotten"
Life of Brian (1979)
"When you're feeling in the dumps"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Don't be silly chumps"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Always look on the bright side of life"
Life of Brian (1979)
"And death's the final word"
Life of Brian (1979)
"You must always face the curtain with a bow"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Forget about your sin"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Just remember that the last laugh is on you"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Always look on the right side of life"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Come on, Brian. Cheer up."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Always look on the bright side of life"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Worse things happen at sea, you know?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Always look on the bright side of life"
Life of Brian (1979)
"What have you got to lose? You come from nothing."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Always look on - Cheer up, you old bugger."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- The bright side of life - Give us a grin. There you are."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Who do you think pays for all this rubbish?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"I told him. I said to him, Bernie, there'll never make their money back."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Come on, out! - No, no. We must see him."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- This praising. - No, no, no, no."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Well, if you're dropping by again, do pop in."
Life of Brian (1979)
"And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Grew, grew and grew"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Grew up to be"
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"And hands and feet"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Grew, grew and grew"
Life of Brian (1979)
"On young Brian and show"
Life of Brian (1979)
"The man they called Brian"
Life of Brian (1979)
"They shall have the earth for their possession."
Life of Brian (1979)
"How blessed are those who hunger and thirst..."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Well, what Jesus fails to appreciate is it's the meek who are the problem."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Oh, come on, Brian. They're gonna stone him before we get there."
Life of Brian (1979)
"You have been found guilty by the elders of the town..."
Life of Brian (1979)
"you are to be stoned to death."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Blasphemy! He said it again!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Did you hear him?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Come on! Who threw that?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Right. Who threw that?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Good shot! Bravo!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- What's he doing here? - Don't start that, Brian. Go and clean your room out."
Life of Brian (1979)
"is between..."
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"Larks' tongues. Wren's livers."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Wolf's nipple chips. Get 'em while they're hot. They're lovely."
Life of Brian (1979)
"I want to have babies."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- But you can't have babies. - Don't you oppress me."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- What? - Judean People's Front!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Right. Now, don't do it again."
Life of Brian (1979)
"and Pilate's wife's bedroom is here."
Life of Brian (1979)
"and if he doesn't agree immediately, we execute her."
Life of Brian (1979)
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