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Clips from Ash vs Evil Dead - The Morgue (S02E02)

"My hometown."
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"You said your dad was dead."
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"I've been having nightmares, but they happen while I'm awake."
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"I'll never tell you."
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"Whoa."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Why you still here?"
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"I wouldn't have, if you stood by me."
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"Now look, I know that I'm not the son you wanted,"
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"and doesn't have a boat load of cold sores,"
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"but too bad!"
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"well, you know where the door is."
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"Great Dad, thanks."
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"Oh, and by the way,"
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"Ooh."
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"Help me, Ash!"
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"- You okay? - What's that?"
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"Another LSD moment?"
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"Florida LSD, not to be fucked with."
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"Yeah, got to be careful."
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"It looks like it hasn't changed in..."
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"Guess he didn't have the heart to carry on without me."
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"Are you saying Pablo is a vagina?"
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"That's all we have to be concerned about right now."
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"before you can say Fort Ticonderoga."
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"Dead flesh masks the scent of the book from the spawn."
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"believe me, time to put on our dancing shoes."
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"Because if she's some kind of half-demon,"
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"but you know the deal."
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"Leave her here with me while you guys go get the book."
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"Yeah, I don't think that's such a great idea."
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"I got this."
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"Damn, Pablo."
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"Badass."
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"So technically, you're more of a vagina now"
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"- than you've ever been. - She's right, buddy."
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"It wasn't a question."
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"Just, uh, don't touch any of my stuff."
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"Except to tidy up."
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"Mm, must be hard coming back."
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"Holy pickle dicks,"
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"it's Lillian Pendergrass!"
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"former gymnast turned Phys Ed teacher."
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"or I will shoot us both."
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"I boned her in the back."
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"Well, sorry Lillian."
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"- because Dad's got a job to do. - Hello."
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"_"
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"taking a stroll in a hospital."
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"You just guard that door. Nobody gets in."
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"Okay."
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"Probably should've asked which one."
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"Yo, just answer the question!"
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"I would like to, but I honestly have no idea"
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"what you're talking about."
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"Yeah, I don't want to sit."
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"you're going to tell me exactly how, right now!"
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"Fuck!"
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"Son of a bitch."
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"Come on now."
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"What the Harryhausen?"
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"Give me my fucking pop!"
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"Going to jail. Give it to me!"
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"You know what?"
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"Give... it... back!"
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"Oh no, you don't."
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"he ain't a stranger to weird shit, is he?"
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"Then all of a sudden,"
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"Now if you'll excuse me."
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"I said, excuse me."
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"Oh no, no, no."
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"Not up the..."
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"Oh."
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"Oh God, I'm in the butt!"
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"I'm in the butt. I'm in the butt!"
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"Don't you suck my Johnson!"
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"Where you go?"
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"Okay! Get off me!"
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"This town is only big enough for one asshole,"
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"and that asshole is me."
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"Mmm, you smell like Lysol Wipes."
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"- A single... - Uh, who?"
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"Oh, uh, who cares?"
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"Why the interest, anyway?"
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"Ah, well, he's not going to stop me from trying."
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"Tell me what's been happening to you."
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"Come on, you're the one who was crying for answers."
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"I- I wasn't crying."
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"Some terrible knowledge?"
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"I ain't telling you shit, lady."
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"Kelly."
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"Down here."
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"We got to get out of here, right now!"
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"Oh, uh, let's go with colonoscopy?"
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"in my presence ever again."
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"- Got it? - Got it."
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"Number two, no one's going to jail."
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"he would whiz himself,"
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"Did you hear that?"
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"and give old Brock some splenda, huh?"
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"while I freshen up in the little girl's room."
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"but he's family."
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"He's your father."
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"Are you kidding me? That old buzzard?"
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"- Stop! - Whoa, fuck!"
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"Hey, don't give me that look, punk."
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"And you need to wait until"
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"Yeah?"
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"It's all me, baby!"
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"What? Oh, shit!"
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"No!"
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"You really don't know what's going on, do you?"
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"No!"
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"- Ashley?! - Stay away from me!"
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"Well!"
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"Look who it is!"
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"The traitor!"
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"Makes sense you'd be with Ash, now."
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"Okay, what did I tell you about not touching any of my stuff?"
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"You... you tried to kill me."
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