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Clips from Dr. Ken - Dr. Ken: Child of Divorce (S02E02)

"Why do we always come here?"
Dr. Ken
"we treat them to a "get to know you" lunch."
Dr. Ken
"Uh, I'll have the ahi tuna salad."
Dr. Ken
"Why? Is it not good here?"
Dr. Ken
"and then had three days of, you know, bubble guts."
Dr. Ken
"What happened?"
Dr. Ken
"I saw you and Mom last year for Thanksgiving"
Dr. Ken
"No, no, Grandma was sick. Eczema."
Dr. Ken
"Well, y-yeah, I'm not a robot."
Dr. Ken
"Dad, am I ever really okay?"
Dr. Ken
"It's okay."
Dr. Ken
"Would you like one?"
Dr. Ken
"Don't worry about Dave."
Dr. Ken
"Mom's mustache is giving Dad's a run for its money."
Dr. Ken
"All you can do is accept it."
Dr. Ken
"Well, that's a bad example."
Dr. Ken
"It's a sign of weakness."
Dr. Ken
"I was doing some troubling research."
Dr. Ken
"And how does that make you feel?"
Dr. Ken
"Can you say that in a way that is age-appropriate?"
Dr. Ken
"like he was born with it."
Dr. Ken
"I don't know."
Dr. Ken
"You're right. Theirs was better."
Dr. Ken
"But I don't even count that one because, you know, who cares?"
Dr. Ken
"The cycle of shattered families ends in about 20 minutes."
Dr. Ken
"I'm not big on that these days."
Dr. Ken
"You know, it's okay to admit that you're not okay."
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"We were afraid your father couldn't handle it."
Dr. Ken
"Something wrong?"
Dr. Ken
"That's my dad's knock."
Dr. Ken
"I do not..."
Dr. Ken
"- I'm a terrible liar because... - No, I'm not doing it."
Dr. Ken
"Don't talk so much."
Dr. Ken
"No, Dad."
Dr. Ken
"I'm sorry."
Dr. Ken
"No way."
Dr. Ken
"You and Allison have chemistry."
Dr. Ken
"So cool. So commanding."
Dr. Ken
"Min-Jun is just a friend."
Dr. Ken
"This menu's like 30 pages long."
Dr. Ken
"I haven't had to read this much since med school."
Dr. Ken
"Tradition."
Dr. Ken
"Whenever Welltopia hires a new doctor,"
Dr. Ken
"But I already know Allison."
Dr. Ken
"And for you, ma'am?"
Dr. Ken
"Are you sure you want the tuna?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no. I just mean because of that time"
Dr. Ken
"that you were in Costa Rica with Ken and you ordered the bad tuna"
Dr. Ken
"No, that was Belize."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, that's right."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, she ruined the Costa Rica trip"
Dr. Ken
"by running over a sloth."
Dr. Ken
"I see the "get to know Allison" lunch"
Dr. Ken
"has been happening for several years."
Dr. Ken
"In my defense, I always start with,"
Dr. Ken
""This can't get back to Allison.""
Dr. Ken
"How about a moratorium on intimate details"
Dr. Ken
"about our personal life, okay?"
Dr. Ken
"Absolutely."
Dr. Ken
"Allison is very thin-skinned."
Dr. Ken
"So no more talk about awkward personal stuff."
Dr. Ken
"So, I probably shouldn't bring up the fact"
Dr. Ken
"that your dad is over there with a shapely blonde gal?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, that's probably the real-estate lady"
Dr. Ken
"that's selling your parents' condo."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, snap. He's feeding her cheesecake!"
Dr. Ken
"Well... maybe her arms don't work, right, Allison?"
Dr. Ken
"Maybe?"
Dr. Ken
"Nope. The arms are good."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, man, the lips work, too."
Dr. Ken
"- Hey, Dad. How's it going? - Mm."
Dr. Ken
"Do anything special for lunch today?"
Dr. Ken
"Cheesecake Factory."
Dr. Ken
"That menu is so big."
Dr. Ken
"Took longer to read than "Da Vinci Code.""
Dr. Ken
"Wow, not gonna deny it. I was there, Dad."
Dr. Ken
"I saw you with that lady."
Dr. Ken
"How could you do this to Mom?"
Dr. Ken
"I wasn't cheating, if that's what you think."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, please, the Cheesecake Factory"
Dr. Ken
"hasn't seen that much action since prom night."
Dr. Ken
"because..."
Dr. Ken
"your mother and I got divorced."
Dr. Ken
"What?! When?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, let's see. Today's Thursday."
Dr. Ken
"March 2014."
Dr. Ken
"We just grew apart."
Dr. Ken
"Wait. This doesn't make any sense."
Dr. Ken
"Yes, we kept up appearances. We didn't want you to worry."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, so Mom didn't go to Korea because Grandma was sick?"
Dr. Ken
"Got ointment, got better,"
Dr. Ken
"and now she's playing golf again."
Dr. Ken
"This is crazy!"
Dr. Ken
"You got divorced and didn't tell your grown children?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no, no, no. We told your sister right away."
Dr. Ken
"Wendi was our rock."
Dr. Ken
"Wait. You told Wendi, but not me?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, I can explain."
Dr. Ken
"We thought you couldn't handle it."
Dr. Ken
"Based on what?"
Dr. Ken
"Based on your long history of not handling things."
Dr. Ken
"You do seem upset."
Dr. Ken
"I'm upset, but not end-of-the-world upset, you know?"
Dr. Ken
"You know, th-this is what you and Mom really want."
Dr. Ken
"You know, I'm fine with it."
Dr. Ken
"So you're okay?"
Dr. Ken
"You know I'm always on the brink of something."
Dr. Ken
"Look, I'm a grown man. You're a grown man."
Dr. Ken
"If you and Mom are happy, then I'm happy."
Dr. Ken
"Well... sorry I underestimated you."
Dr. Ken
"I'm gonna go grab a beer."
Dr. Ken
"No."
Dr. Ken
"So, how'd it go?"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, guys."
Dr. Ken
"Uh, I have something impor... Aah!"
Dr. Ken
"Hi, Emily."
Dr. Ken
"I know, right? Always out of nowhere."
Dr. Ken
"Um, Emily, this is a family matter,"
Dr. Ken
"so would you mind giving us a little privacy?"
Dr. Ken
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