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Clips from The League (2009) - The Sukkah (S03E03)

"Shalom."
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"How did Jeffrey's evaluation go?"
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"Mm."
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"benefit is that we are now able to share a rich Jewish tradition"
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"No."
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"So this is your wife?"
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"I want to show everybody the suckit."
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"Suckit, suckit."
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"Sukkah."
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"Shalom."
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"It should be done by now."
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"I'm keeping her and her family of conquistadors away"
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"Shabbat shalom."
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"I think this party is not going off the hook."
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"Ooh."
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"Uh, (bleep) you."
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"The bitter herb."
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"Okay, let's just go straight to the wine."
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"Well, no, no, no, no."
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"Blessed art thou, O Lord, our God, king of the universe..."
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"I didn't realize that sukkah was a high holy day."
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"Never smoke the lulav, okay?"
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"Can you go inside and put the Sukkot DVD in the DVD player, please?"
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"Just got an e-mail."
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"What?"
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"I think we're just gonna have a quick little chat, if you"
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"don't mind. Excuse us."
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"But... I'm sorry. Shalom."
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"No and no."
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"If we're gonna start over, I wanted to be you."
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"Close."
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"That is too early, is what that is."
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"I need a full-body inspection right away."
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"Oh, yeah, this is so right."
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"Every one of you!"
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"***"
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"***"
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"***"
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"- What do you think, guys? - There it is!"
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"Yeah, it's great."
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"It's not airbrushed."
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"Well, now, your breasts are way fuller in the ad than in real life."
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"Those aren't airbrushed, Taco, those are the girls."
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"And the mole on your left breast is gone."
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"Unless it's closer to the areola than I... Okay."
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"What if she's in a terrible accident one day, and someone"
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"What?"
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"I have a picture of your penis."
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"Um, excuse me?"
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"Why is he picking my bench?"
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"Well, he could have chosen any bench, and he chose yours."
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"He's right up in those titties."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, God."
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"This season already sucks."
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"This is not good on my stomach and my bowels, all right?"
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"Oh, come on."
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"I can't talk to Ruxin about the draft order, I can't talk to"
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"Andre about the porno... Guys."
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"I bring wonderful news to fill your pathetic social calendars."
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"Coat party?"
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"Sukkot."
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"house?"
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"Uh, trying to get Baby Geoffrey in to a Jewish preschool, and I have to invite"
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"But just be aware... don't park in the driveway, because there's"
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"Why don't you just call the city and have them fix it?"
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"I've called the city 100 times, but they do not care"
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"about the plight of the upper- middle-class white suburban male at all."
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"neighborhood."
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"Of course there isn't."
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"Hey, babe."
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"Oh."
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"We talking lady stuff?"
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"and I have to stop and get tampons."
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"I thought at this point, after all the time you spend"
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"We do not get our periods at the same time."
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"Forget it."
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"That never gets old for you, does it?"
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"Does a man ever tired of looking at the sunrise..."
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"when he's balls-deep in Kevin?"
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"That's impressive."
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"How'd you get them out here so fast?"
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"Dwayne Bowe for Owen Daniels."
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"Helps everybody."
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"Really?"
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"Do, do you really think that's going to work?"
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"It's like you trolling around the bar looking for a hand jibber."
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"Every once in a while, someone says yes."
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"Look, I'm sensing that there could be like a multi-team trade happening here."
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"Well, the problem with Andre is, he won't trade with us unless we"
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"Where we shot a porno film."
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"There was so much semen."
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"I don't want to go."
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"Oh, but I need a running back!"
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"Okay."
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"I will go, but I'm going to go change my clothes and then throw"
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"them in the trash afterwards."
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"What trash can?"
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"Come on in."
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"S'up?"
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"You know, I think better on my feet, I'm good, thank you."
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"My knees don't work."
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"All right, all right."
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"Your loss."
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"And I am now open for any and all... Oh, ooh, boy."
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"Gross."
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"So what's the uh, the trade proposal?"
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"It's a four-way trade, basically."
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"It would involve the four of us."
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"It could help everybody's teams out."
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"No."
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"I'm in."
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"Even Ruxin's in."
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"I'm not... I mean, come on, you're not going to make me beg on you, are you?"
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"Don't touch me, don't touch me!"
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"Calm down, all right?"
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"art doesn't mean we can't sit on it."
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"Ugh."
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"Yeah, gotta get that cleaned... .h Look at this."
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"You left your ring here, Ruxin."
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