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Clips from The League (2009) - The Sukkah (S03E03)

"And the airbrushing job's awesome."
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"That's... that's enough."
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"Inappropriate."
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"I'd do the same for you."
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"I don't want you taking any more dick pics of me."
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"You understand me?"
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"What is he doing?"
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"Mmm... Whoa, he is motorboating those fakies."
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"Oh, hello, gentlemen."
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"Hey, there."
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"You're going to be receiving an Evite shortly to a Sukkot party at my house."
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"We all hang out in this tent thing in my yard."
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"No, no, no."
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"Forget Sophia."
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"Mrs. Klein over, who runs the school, to make a good impression."
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"Yeah, that's because they spend all their time cleaning grfiti off walls in my"
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"That's a city ordinance."
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"The city has to clean up any dangerous or racially insensitive material ASAP."
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"The walk-away."
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"Here we go."
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"You have to be very specific."
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"That aisle is very confusing to me."
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"Well, is "pearl" a style or a brand?"
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"Very much."
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"together, you'd be on the same cycle."
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"Oh, no wait, you and Pete... No, I... Oh, God."
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"What do I owe the pleasure, Pete?"
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"Well, I got a trade proposition for you."
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"Would you like to hear my counteroffer?"
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"Owen Daniels for LeSean McCoy and Tolbert."
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"How's the sukkah coming along?"
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"Where did you get that wood?"
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"Don't ask."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Ugh."
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"Come on, sit down, take a load off."
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"I don't trust it."
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"I know that you live on a futon, but just because it's a piece of"
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"I mean, hell, I sleep on this thing."
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"Not drool."
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"That's definitely your ring."
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"It's almost done."
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"A fax?"
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"What?"
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"Getting closer, getting closer."
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"And there he is!"
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"You're a self-hating Jew."
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"But that is an egregious hate crime."
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"Oh, ladies, I know we're on that time of the month, but"
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"What?"
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"Yeah, she's on her period, right? Yeah."
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"Can we all agree on that?"
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"Guess what?"
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"Oh, my God, it's in your vagina-- this is serious."
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"No further comment."
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"Yes, it is."
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"Anyone on my roster for information."
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"Any player."
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"Timmy Brigg?"
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"(bleep) you!"
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"gonna ride my horse right down Main Street."
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"Not cool."
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"Look, he's there."
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"He has done worse."
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"Really?"
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"Yes."
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"Go."
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"Uh, I'm doing great."
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"to move off this bench, so that my wife's ad can be seen by everyone?"
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"That's your wife?"
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"and this bench is all she has."
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"It would make my life so much easier if you could just find"
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"You got it, man."
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"Don't worry about it."
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"You did it."
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"- What? - Yeah."
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"Just came up with it, top of my head."
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"You offered me Michael Crabtree for Michael Vick."
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"Seriously, the real problem here is this whole reward situation that Andre is"
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"You know Ruxin's gonna sing."
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"Yeah, and then Ruxin is gonna tell Andre about Sexfest 2011 in"
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"Hold on, I got to call you back."
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"All right, pick up the pace, little Ellie."
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"I thought you liked the Jews."
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"Jews are great."
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"Ellie."
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"having some sort of suburban Kristallnacht."
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"You want to build this here? Fine, but you have to swear that"
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"Understand me?"
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"How dare you."
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"One word to Andre, and you can pack up this whole Hebrew"
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"How would a bum know that I had my period?"
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"connected, Kevin?"
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"groove to Aphex Twin."
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"This is my home."
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"Yeah, I'll give you all-access passes at a discount rate."
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"All right, I been thinking about this a lot, and I think our"
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"Every league gets to this point where we've cheated each other"
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"so many times over the years, we don't trust each other enough to"
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"We've crossed the distrust horizon into the land of no trades."
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"I admit it."
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"But it's t'se for us to clear the air and get a little honesty going, okay?"
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"What happened in my apartment during the draft?"
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"call the eight-way trade."
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"Wait-- an eight-way?"
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"You got, like, four tight ends."
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"I have four defenses and no tight ends."
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"Kevin, three quarterbacks."
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"That could help out Taco, and the thing is, you got to start"
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"getting rid of some of these kickers."
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"Jenny, you might need more at wide receiver than just Michael Crabtree."
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"I'm not letting go of anyone good-- no!"
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"I know you do."
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"Haven't forgotten about you, Kevin."
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"You just got a great kicker."
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"Yeah, I'm in."
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"Thank you."
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"What's up?"
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"Let's go check this thing out."
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"Oh. Um, I'll meet you guys out at the Sukkot hut."
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