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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S02E02)

"L... Yes, sir. Thank you, sir."
Archer (2009)
"- Like, I've never been to Rome. - What? Yes, you have."
Archer (2009)
"...may as well take a look."
Archer (2009)
"SPELTS: That's, um..."
Archer (2009)
"PAM: That's a good attitude. CHERYL: Totally."
Archer (2009)
"And so is your heart, Woodhouse."
Archer (2009)
"[CHUCKLING]"
Archer (2009)
"One sec. Talk to me."
Archer (2009)
"- Some what? Balloon-breasted bimbo? - Hey."
Archer (2009)
"- Hey. - I'm sorry."
Archer (2009)
"Why are you dressed like a tout?"
Archer (2009)
"- When you thought you were dying? - Oh, right."
Archer (2009)
"...although it's extremely rare. - Yeah, and also hereditary."
Archer (2009)
"...if there were ever any times..."
Archer (2009)
"And I don't know how it's gonna turn out, so I wanted to, you know..."
Archer (2009)
"Whatever's in this IV, which I love."
Archer (2009)
"Jeez, sorry."
Archer (2009)
"No one is to speak of this ever, and especially not to..."
Archer (2009)
"Yes. God knows when I'll be able see Dicky again."
Archer (2009)
"- Or where. - Yeah. Mexico's pretty big."
Archer (2009)
"- Don't worry about it, just... - Wait, we should talk about..."
Archer (2009)
"[English - US - SDH]"
Archer (2009)
"Talk about a downer double whammy, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"It's probably not the best birthday present for a diabetic, but..."
Archer (2009)
"- Hey. - I had a mammogram on Friday..."
Archer (2009)
"- What? Nothing. - Lf you're texting about my..."
Archer (2009)
"- Breast cancer? - Oh, for the love..."
Archer (2009)
"- Malory. - I'm sorry, dear."
Archer (2009)
"Especially Sterling. If he found out I might have breast cancer..."
Archer (2009)
"[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]"
Archer (2009)
"God, I should definitely get checked. I am so bad about doing the self-exam."
Archer (2009)
"- So, what's next? Do you do chemo or...? - Boop."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: I'm trying to stay positive."
Archer (2009)
"- Wow, you seem kind of different. - Yeah, did I mention I have cancer?"
Archer (2009)
"So it's weird."
Archer (2009)
"What's he into?"
Archer (2009)
"- Right? - You can't tattoo a freaking baby."
Archer (2009)
"My vacation starts today, sir."
Archer (2009)
"No. But I asked for the time off a year ago..."
Archer (2009)
"And you're kind of family, and I know I'm not always as nice to you as I could be..."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, hey, where's Cyril? CYRIL: Extradited?"
Archer (2009)
"[ARCHER SOBBING]"
Archer (2009)
"- So how's this going? MALORY: Not great."
Archer (2009)
"Awesome."
Archer (2009)
"- My cancer surgery. - Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Until the Las Vegas police faxed over this little gem."
Archer (2009)
"[COUGHS]"
Archer (2009)
"And speaking of..."
Archer (2009)
"What's the bad news?"
Archer (2009)
"- What about Sterling? SPELTS: Oh, right."
Archer (2009)
"- Well, and scared. - Well, more drunk."
Archer (2009)
"- Archer? - Sterling?"
Archer (2009)
"Totally cancer-free! Again!"
Archer (2009)
"- Suck it, cancer! - Hooray."
Archer (2009)
"What?"
Archer (2009)
"Pam, what the hell?"
Archer (2009)
"So thank you, Mother, for that."
Archer (2009)
"Or perhaps the lead container I probably should've left it in?"
Archer (2009)
"- Seriously? Breast cancer? ARCHER: Yes."
Archer (2009)
"And now he has it, so it's all Sterling this and ribbons that."
Archer (2009)
"I hope it doesn't."
Archer (2009)
"...anyone's ever done for me. - Oh, well."
Archer (2009)
"- Gonna go put it on right now! - Then come see me."
Archer (2009)
"What? He can't have booze, he's going to jail."
Archer (2009)
"- Hey, can somebody water my plants? - Yes."
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry if I've been a bit selfish about your breast cancer."
Archer (2009)
"For work, Mother."
Archer (2009)
"I seriously might, though."
Archer (2009)
"[ARCHER YELLS]"
Archer (2009)
"Well, then, for the 50th time, shut up and go back to the office."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, really?"
Archer (2009)
"SPELTS: Mr. Archer? Hi, it's Dr. Spelts. - Duh. Who?"
Archer (2009)
"Woodhouse, salt of the earth, who basically raised me."
Archer (2009)
"And I can say positively you are..."
Archer (2009)
"Shut up, I saw him first!"
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry if I haven't always been, uh, you know..."
Archer (2009)
"- Hi. - Not a new person."
Archer (2009)
"I beat cancer, everybody!"
Archer (2009)
"Thank you."
Archer (2009)
"[ARCHER PUNCHING BRETT]"
Archer (2009)
"Too soon?"
Archer (2009)