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Clips from 2 Broke Girls - And the Inside-Outside Situation (S05E05)

"No cake equals hate."
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"Oh, hi. Sorry, girls."
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"No cake equals hate."
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"Hi. Excuse me."
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"Oh, no, did we also say something"
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"to offend the L.L.Bean community?"
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"to get to you."
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"He also told me his CD was a bargain at $5.99."
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"I would have thought those boys"
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"would have the back door covered."
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"Man, it's crazy out there, right?"
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"I mean, however people run their business"
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"should be their own business."
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"That was always the company line when I worked for that cartel."
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"and I want to order 500 cupcakes."
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"There is. Happily married 15 years."
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"Terry Williams."
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"Wow, three of them."
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"You people really like a good F."
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"of independent business owners like you."
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"We're in town for a convention on Sunday."
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"Information is on the card."
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"We'll bet there with 500 cupcakes."
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"It's your business. You decide."
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"- Max, how about that? - I know."
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"Good afternoon, Terry."
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"It's so weird for me to hear the word "family""
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"for the leader of our family,"
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"the man who always puts family foremost,"
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"Good afternoon, family."
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"Good afternoon, Brother Dan."
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"Are they stuck?"
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"We rejoice in the family."
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"In fact, why don't you get that spotlight off us"
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"before she starts to sing again?"
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"Don't be shy. You two girls went up"
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"against today's politically correct mafia."
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"with their tan, shirtless torsos"
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"Come on."
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"Just walk past the stairs and keep going."
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"No money is worth being part of whatever this is."
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"Let's make a break for it."
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"And we have a big surprise."
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"Every night this week, I have wept in the arms"
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"of my loving wife, Peggy."
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"and I am very thankful that we could all pull together"
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"Closer?"
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"Does he know we don't have penises?"
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"I just wish I'd brought my giant wallet."
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"Right now, millions of people are watching"
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"as we stream live around the world."
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"Oh, this is streaming right now?"
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"Max, this is streaming."
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"I'm streaming a little in my pants"
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"These are the girls who are standing up"
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"against the deviants, the divorces,"
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"the scientists, the hop-hop lovers,"
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"and..."
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"the doobie smokers."
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"Whoa."
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"these deviants and these degenerates any longer!"
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"I don't want to be associated with these people."
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"The gays will hate us forever, and when I get an interior,"
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"I want it decorated."
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"meet the two new faces of family."
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"On the count of three."
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"I can't keep up with all these drinks."
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"I'm running out of tiny umbrellas."
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"Yes, it's I."
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"Saw your kiss on Instagram,"
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"and I wanted to apologize for the whole mix-up."
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"I can be a little overly sensitive."
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"Just ask anyone that works at Lancôme."
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"Oh, they know me at Lancôme."
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"Listen, I get it."
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"You should hate people for other reasons:"
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"Hi, sorry I'm late for the party, girls,"
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"but I was just outside talking to my new friends,"
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"Lisa Newcar and Ginger Vitis."
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"Ah, ladies, ladies."
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"I would love to stay and celebrate,"
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"at table four."
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"Good for you, Earl."
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"Ladies, I'm almost 80."
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"I don't know that that's exactly a problem."
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"A few of the girls and I took up a collection"
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"so here."
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"Cher, you got me a present?"
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"I mean, what kind of person would just be named I?"
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"Sometimes she gets so nervous"
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"Mr. nor Mrs., male nor female,"
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"more of this poor man's Amy and Tina?"
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"I like to think of us more as an Ike and Tina."
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"The audience will bite into one of your pretty, pink,"
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"hits too close to home."
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"Oh, no."
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"Why is he taking five trains?"
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"Melissa Rivers,"
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"Yeah, and good luck shopping for dog clothes."
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"There they are."
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"That's the one that refused to sell me cupcakes."
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"♪ I dreamed a dream ♪"
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"because I can't afford penicillin."
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"Yep, I'm straight. Love the ladies."
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"There."
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""Family Foremost Foundation"?"
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"Well, we're a group"
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"the family."
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"And today, our family has found two new daughters."
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"come closer to me."
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"your giant check."
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"about this check."
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"People watching everywhere,"
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"How will you get home if it rains?"
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"Nobody wants to be reduced to some label."
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"At the end of the day,"
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"I've waited for this my whole life."
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"you're a sweater."
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"But I don't have to explain my performance piece to you."
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"- Oh, no. - Oh, no."
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