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Clips from 2 Broke Girls - And the Inside-Outside Situation (S05E05)

"You're finally getting the hang of a job you've had for years."
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"Max, you have to say something."
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"Hey, look, I just got a $10 tip from this guy and I spilled"
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"Nope, not wearing underwear."
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"Like you always tell me... use your other hand."
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"it says, "That's all, folks.""
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"for this big order for... L?"
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"Oh, that's not an L; that's an I."
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"Sorry, I learned printing mostly from ransom notes."
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"because I can tell by the size of your pores,"
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"As long as none of it gets on us."
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"Just not people."
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"Yeah, we're still not even sure if you have one."
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"People are gonna see our adorable labels"
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"and think all our cupcakes are stuffed with wieners."
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"Would it kill you to have a wiener"
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"stuffed in your cupcake?"
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"I said the same thing to the people"
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"I don't feel good about this."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"This is just another homophobic bakery"
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"I think Kathy Bates is really mad at us."
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"I haven't seen this few people since..."
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"Caroline, throw one in there."
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"Your season of "The Bachelor"?"
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"so few people since a sale at your cupcake window."
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"Boom! I just schooled you."
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"Well, preschooled us."
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"Hey, everybody."
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"You girls, I raced over here so fast,"
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"Love the babushka, baby."
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"Yeah, my stylist, Carl, told me about two girls"
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"LGBTQ?"
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"Those are the trains I take to get here."
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"The gays are steaming mad."
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"I know. Tell me about it."
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"Bad news: they're aggressively protesting your cupcake shop."
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"Now even Han thinks he's better than me."
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"No cake equals hate."
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"since that NBC "Peter Pan.""
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"She's pretty much dated them exclusively."
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"Did you two get bored killing your own business"
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"We must be wrong."
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"and then we'd get matching see-through body stockings"
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"Max, we did nothing wrong."
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"Oh, I'm not gay."
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"Well, that explains the sweater vest."
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"You're barely the size of a refrigerator magnet."
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"Another insensitive remark,"
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"just like my friend here."
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"Fine."
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"But this used to be America,"
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"Hey, be fair and fix my hair."
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"Max, now straight people are mad at us too."
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"I read about your situation on the internet,"
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"Yep, the FFF."
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"Good afternoon, family."
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"not followed by the word "court""
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"Brother Dan."
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"Today, we are here to celebrate that most perfect union:"
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"We live, we love, we lust..."
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"wholesomely, of course, for the family."
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"Girls, why don't you come up on stage?"
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"Oh, you don't want her to get on stage."
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"and their free online pornography."
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"Here's a check made out to Max's Homemade Cupcakes"
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"for $10,000!"
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"Let's make a break for it after we get the check."
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"I have wept about the plight of these two girls,"
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"Thank you."
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"Max, Caroline,"
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"Come close so I can present you"
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"Right now, all around the world,"
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"I don't like people or science, either,"
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"but ain't nothing wrong with a righteous doob."
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"Look away, Peggy!"
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"Hold me, Terry."
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"I believe this is yours."
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"because they're gross or mean"
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"Bi? Now, those people I don't trust."
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"but I've got a hot date with that fine young thing"
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"You know my name is Chad, right?"
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"I just got a $20 tip on a $10 check."
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"I may be the greatest waitress ever and strangely that doesn't"
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"make me want to die."
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"Is your last name Obama?"
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"Another big tip. I think it's my smile."
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"Well, something's smiling."
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"- Caroline you have... - What Max? Pride in a job well done."
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"Yes, some of us can still feel pride."
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"Yeah for another 10 seconds."
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"Caroline..."
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"This reminds me when I saw my mother's side boob."
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"Caroline!"
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"coffee on his face."
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"Screw it, I'm taking the ab-straining money tab."
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"but I am five cupcakes away"
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"from what professional doctors call T.Rex arm."
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"It'll feel like a stranger."
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"And how about our new business labels"
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"and my ability to be excited about literally anything?"
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"I got them with the money you were saving"
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"for that Porky Pig bong."
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"But when it's down to just resin,"
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"Max, someone named L ordered these cupcakes?"
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"I?"
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"This kind."
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"Hello. That's my order."
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"I'll spare you the stress and confusion, dear,"
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"She is."
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"our couch is slick for days."
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"and the only part of me that's transitioning"
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"are my heels from day to evening."
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"I am simply I, and I cannot be labeled."
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"I am gender fluid."
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"It's okay for cupcakes to still be put in a box, right?"
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"I'm using your cupcakes in some performance art."
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"See, I is a performance artist this month."
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"on 8th Street."
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"Well, I've had sex there."
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