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Clips from 2 Broke Girls - And the Inside-Outside Situation (S05E05)

"Yes, well, who hasn't?"
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"femme-looking cupcakes, only to discover"
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"But who wants to be surprised by a little weenie?"
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"I don't mind it."
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"It's an interactive experiment that challenges"
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"how we instinctively label one another."
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"You're not my advisor at The New School."
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"Forgive me."
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"I wasn't criticizing your piece."
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"And by the way, the fuchsia in your blouse"
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"really brings out the red in your beard."
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"Look, someone is paying for them,"
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"and that someone can do"
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"whatever the hell they want with them."
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"who bought my kids."
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"We don't want someone to deface our cupcakes."
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"They're meant to be enjoyed by children"
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"or single women when a romantic comedy"
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"Money is money. It doesn't matter."
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"Just put the cupcakes in the bag."
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"Sorry, but we're just not comfortable"
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"selling you our cupcakes."
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"He is right here. Bag it!"
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"What did you just call me?"
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"I did not say the thing you thought I said."
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"I didn't even think it."
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"In fact, I wasn't listening to half that crap you said."
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"She said, "bag it," with a B, as in boy..."
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"or not a boy."
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"Oh, I see what this is."
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"Well, I don't have to stand here"
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"to tell you how upset I am."
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"That's what Yelp is for."
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"Well, that sucks."
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"Now I want a hot dog."
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"Where are all the customers?"
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"You went on Tinder?"
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"Your sweet 16 party?"
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"I was going to say"
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"I left half my hair in Midtown."
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"Reminds me of my Aunt Schmirna."
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"Great boobs: one big, one small."
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"Something for everyone."
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"Yeah, the gays, they're real mad at you."
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"Oh, my God. Max, this is terrible."
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"I know."
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"Earl only lives a block away."
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"I would stay away from the Village,"
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"the East River, the Hudson River,"
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"Pinkberry,"
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"Broadway."
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"Come on, Sophie. It's not that bad."
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"If it wasn't that bad, would I have left the salon"
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"looking like this?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"They sent you out like that?"
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"They do hate us!"
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"I look like Donald Trump"
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"A classic good news/bad news situation."
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"Good news: I figured out where all the customers are."
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"No cake equals hate."
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"No cake equals hate."
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"I haven't seen this many angry gay people"
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"Oh!"
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"The one with the bee-stung lips,"
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"or the one with the unfortunate side bang?"
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"This is just a misunderstanding."
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"Max's Homemade Cupcakes is pro-gay."
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"This little business is our dream."
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"♪ When hope was high and life worth living ♪"
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"♪ I dreamed that love would never die ♪"
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"No cake equals hate."
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"No cake equals hate."
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"No cake equals hate."
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"- No cake equals hate. - I've called every one"
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"of my exes to come down and vouch for me,"
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"and they're freezing me out."
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"It's like I'm asking them for sex again or something."
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"I was sure this would clear up on its own,"
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"The diner's still empty."
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"and decide to go after mine?"
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"Apparently you've never met Martha,"
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"the portly cashier at my neighborhood Rite Aid."
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"I'm gonna go talk to them, set them straight."
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"Well, as much as I can, given the circumstances."
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"It's like we're in Gaytanamo Bay."
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"I'm gonna open this window and tell them to screw off."
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"Free speech."
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"Your feelings got hurt. Too bad, so sad."
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"Oh... my God."
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"You should have sold him the damn cupcakes."
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"What happened?"
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"Cher hates us too."
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"It's a Cher impersonator."
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"Then why do I have chills?"
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"I love Cher."
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"I used to imagine she was my real mom"
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"and that one day she'd pick me up"
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"and take me away with her,"
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"like normal mothers and daughters."
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"Aw, that's so disturbing."
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"You can't just back down"
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"Now you're blonde."
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"Look, Cher, we did nothing wrong."
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"Hey, look. I want a cupcake,"
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"and nobody... and I mean nobody..."
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"is gonna rain on my parade."
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"Attention, everyone."
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"Attention, everyone."
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"This is the owner of the diner next door,"
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"and he has something to say,"
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"so let's listen to our gay comrade."
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"I'm a bit of a chick magnet."
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"this time about the little people community,"
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"Oh, I'm not a little person."
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"Max, do not say anything."
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"home of the free and land of the insult."
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"Everyone, maybe I can clear this up."
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"That woman over there doesn't hate gay people."
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"- She hates all people. - Yeah."
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