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Clips from Caddyshack (1980)

"Come on, girls! Enough with the hair!"
Caddyshack (1980)
"I talked to Pete Scalary last night."
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"You think you're cool, Danny."
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"Who are you? What's your name?"
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"Twice. I caddied for Ty Webb in the morning..."
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"It's about 30 bucks plus tips."
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"What are you, a diabetic?"
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"Well, he isn't going to be a caddy all his life, is he?"
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"Sure thing. Shoot, Timmy."
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"When you were my age, did you ever have trouble..."
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"Forget it. I didn't think you'd understand."
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"Good. So what's the problem?"
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"What are you supposed to be?"
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"An underachiever."
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"Oh, Danny, this isn't Russia."
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"In Nebraska? Besides, it costs like $8,000 a year."
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"What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumber yards."
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"I notice you don't spend too much time there."
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"Stop thinking. Let things happen..."
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"Find your center."
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"Do you know what I just saw?"
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"You get rid of those gophers..."
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"That was right where you wanted it."
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"Damn your eyes, man!"
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"Well, you can forget about the 13th and the practice green."
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"Gophers! Gophers! The little brown furry rodents!"
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"We can do that."
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"I'll call you back."
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"Caddyshack!"
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"All right. I'll be right up."
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"Take over for me."
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"A looper?"
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"...a jock."
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"The flowing robes, the grace, bald, striking."
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"...you will receive total consciousness."
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"...just straight up. That's fine. Great."
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"That's a peach, hon!"
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"You've had it, Noonan! Come on, open this door!"
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"Whip his ass, Tony!"
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"You owe me one gumball machine! What's that candy wrapper doing there?"
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"Well, pick it up!"
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"So, if you guys want to get fired..."
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"...if you want to be replaced by golf carts, just keep it up."
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"Carl Lipbaum died last week in summer school from a severe anxiety attack."
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"...and anyone who's interested should go see Judge Smails."
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"And kiss his ass!"
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"No, I'm not, Grandpa! I'm playing tennis!"
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"You should play with Dr. Beeper and myself."
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"I mean, he's been Club champion for three years running,"
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"Hey, kid, I'm Al Czervik."
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"This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw!"
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"I'll take Smails if nobody wants him."
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"Brown nose!"
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"Double turds!"
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"Hey, where do we tee off?"
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"Let's go while we're young!"
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"Do you mind, sir? I'm trying to tee off."
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"I bet you slice it into the woods. A hundred bucks!"
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"Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice!"
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"I owe you nothing!"
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"I know, but just guess. Eighty? Seventy-five?"
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"Yes, Yes. Winter rules."
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"Now, what the devil!"
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"...to put me through college."
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"Well, the world needs ditchdiggers, too."
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"Nice try."
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"I think it's about time somebody teaches these varmints..."
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"...and about what it's like to be a decent upstanding member of a society!"
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"Come to Carl, varmint."
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"...gallons of water down there..."
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"Say, you guys are brothers, huh?"
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"Albert Einstein gave me this."
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"Nice man."
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"Why don't you drop by some time?"
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"Oh, are you Roman Catholic?"
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"Go for it."
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"...are the biggest wasters of prime real estate!"
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"Dead people? They don't want to be buried nowadays. Ecology, right?"
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"No, a cheeseburger."
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"Stop it. The judge will see you."
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"I don't think I can handle that."
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"Of all the nerve!"
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"It slipped!"
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"It's a good idea. Next time be more careful!"
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"I'll see you at the table. I'll sign your card."
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"Ever! They're like the Viet Cong. Varmint Cong!"
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"So what you have to do, you have to fall back..."
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"...on superior firepower..."
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"Are you going to eat your fat?"
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"I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it."
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"Ain't that right, sir?"
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"Oh, the graveyard is two blocks to the left, okay?"
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"Hey, doll, how are you, huh? You live alone?"
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"Yeah, he's a good boy."
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"I know why you came here tonight."
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"Biggest whore on Fifth Avenue, I'm told!"
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"Nothing to be alarmed about."
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"Oh, I, uh... play a lot of golf."
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"I'll bet you've got a lot of interesting stories..."
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"Hey, you two should get a room, you know?"
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"Hey, Ringo, play something hot, will you?"
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"You savage."
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"I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer. Could have gone pro."
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"All he needed was a little time and some practice."
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"...a flute with no holes is not a flute..."
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"...between two points is a straight line..."
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"Unbelievable!"
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"No, no! Nice shot! Right on the beach."
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"I'm having a little party at the Yacht Club this Sunday."
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"- What are you doing this Sunday? - I..."
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"And... when you're finished..."
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"Why don't you come on in and help me sort my holy cards first?"
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"Hey, Bigfoot, don't trip in the water!"
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"All right. Stand up!"
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"Give me some."
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"Hey, thanks a lot!"
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"Don't touch it!"
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"Uh... no... Homo."
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"Here's an uncashed check for $70,000."
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"Pathetic? Maybe for you, Lacey."
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